Ted the Yid
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Or lots and lots of fluffy mushroom clouds.
Or lots and lots of fluffy mushroom clouds.
Thfcire
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Told you Ireland isn't looking so bad now is it ??
Style And Glory
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Just for future reference, does anyone know if they are bright white or greyish white clouds.
I guess it doesn't really matter.
Thfcire
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When you see them send me a pic
Style And Glory
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lol
I'll snapchat one for you.
You'll have a few seconds to view it before it 'self destructs'.
Then again, by that time it may just be a moot point.
Thfcire
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Snap ...chat ???? That sounds like something young people use ....I'm ringing the police
Don Diaz
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Trumps National Security adviser, one of the most important jobs in the country, Michael Flynn, has resigned after 24 days in office and now even the top Republicans are a calling for an enquiry into what has been said to the Russians.
It's a bit, no actually a lot ironic, that Trump campaigned against Clinton saying she couldn't be trusted with National security, because she couldn't even be trusted with her own email. (I borrowed that one). It's the thin end of the wedge Donald.....it's starting to unravel, once the CIA have finally formulated a plan, you're going to be out of there in less than 6 months. Nothing frightens the citizens more than the thought of Reds under the Bed, anyone seen the film Trumbo?
It's a bit, no actually a lot ironic, that Trump campaigned against Clinton saying she couldn't be trusted with National security, because she couldn't even be trusted with her own email. (I borrowed that one). It's the thin end of the wedge Donald.....it's starting to unravel, once the CIA have finally formulated a plan, you're going to be out of there in less than 6 months. Nothing frightens the citizens more than the thought of Reds under the Bed, anyone seen the film Trumbo?
skiathospurs
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He did a selfie with the guy carrying the nuclear football,and had a briefing on north korea in a golf course bar in public.
Seriously,and these dont even make the news cos other stuff is even more bizarre.
Seriously,and these dont even make the news cos other stuff is even more bizarre.
Don Diaz
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Lets not get fully into the Middle East peace deal that he discussed with Netanyahu, because it's just silly, he simply has no idea whatsoever. At least we can be safe in the knowledge that the appointee is a highly intelligent diplomat, well versed and with huge experience in the history and complexities of the region, certainly not one to take sides in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict......oh wait....
Mr Netanyahu also name-checked Mr Trump's Jewish son-in-law Jared Kushner - whose father, a New Jersey real estate tycoon, has been a top political donor to the Israeli prime minister. Mr Trump has appointed Mr Kushner, who has no experience in diplomacy, to lead the effort to negotiate a Middle East peace agreement.
(BBC news)
Mr Netanyahu also name-checked Mr Trump's Jewish son-in-law Jared Kushner - whose father, a New Jersey real estate tycoon, has been a top political donor to the Israeli prime minister. Mr Trump has appointed Mr Kushner, who has no experience in diplomacy, to lead the effort to negotiate a Middle East peace agreement.
(BBC news)
Dorset
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I am just laughing at the orange clown now. To say that his press conference the other day was the 'best ever' and that everything is ticketyboo was hilarious. His days are numbered and that unelected Mrs May who wants to be seen as a World leader by licking his fat orange bottom* is fucked as well. For her to come out after nearly 2 million people bothered to sign a petition and say that she is looking forward to the cunt 's state visit has cooked her goose. Bother her and the Orange Utang were only elected because people hated the alternatives more. Clinton, Loathsome or Gove???? Charles Manson would have won both elections I reckon, the USA one and our very own Psycho Charlie.
*So I don't get called out for Fake News, I do not know if Donald Chump's bottom is the same colour as his face, this is just an assumption. There is no need to prove this Donny, also we don't need evidence that your todger is not tiny like your hands, they ARE tiny hands, this is NOT fake news, we can all see that there are dinky little digits, it is True News juts like so much of the other True News. We have heard the bollocks you say, we have seen you mocking the disabled, we have heard you bragging about sexually assaulting women, supporting torture, lying about your neighbours Mexico, refugees, terrorists, the size of your imagined victory and so many more lies. I for one and really looking forward to your state visit, we will welcome you as we would any other facist dictator, it's going to be a yuge party, huge, really beautiful, millions of folks having a picnic in the middle of the road, because you won't be going anywhere matey, you can leave your bullet-proof car and wander amongst us if you want, say hello, try your stupid aggressive handshake on us and your tiny, tiny hands will be crushed.
*So I don't get called out for Fake News, I do not know if Donald Chump's bottom is the same colour as his face, this is just an assumption. There is no need to prove this Donny, also we don't need evidence that your todger is not tiny like your hands, they ARE tiny hands, this is NOT fake news, we can all see that there are dinky little digits, it is True News juts like so much of the other True News. We have heard the bollocks you say, we have seen you mocking the disabled, we have heard you bragging about sexually assaulting women, supporting torture, lying about your neighbours Mexico, refugees, terrorists, the size of your imagined victory and so many more lies. I for one and really looking forward to your state visit, we will welcome you as we would any other facist dictator, it's going to be a yuge party, huge, really beautiful, millions of folks having a picnic in the middle of the road, because you won't be going anywhere matey, you can leave your bullet-proof car and wander amongst us if you want, say hello, try your stupid aggressive handshake on us and your tiny, tiny hands will be crushed.
J.spurs
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It all depends on how thorough he's decided to be with the bronzing cream.
At this point I don't know whether his incompetence is a blessing or a curse. On the one hand, he and his advisors are very unlikely to be able to carry out the evil designs people like Steve Bannon (his chief advisor) has written about in the past, because they're so fucking inept. On the other, he is completely unspooled and has control of a massive military apparatus. He obviously has no idea what he is doing, and no sense of what the consequences will be, which is pretty typical of children, which is ultimately what he is. The only conspiracy theory I really buy into surrounding him is the idea that he never really wanted to be president in the first place. Fucking hell.
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I can't wait for 1 of two scenarios to play out....
1. He lifts trade embargos with Russia and starts to openly spoon Putin and the yeeehar Americans loose their shit, he gets impeached as they investigate further into the Russian vote scandal that he will somehow be linked to and goes to jail.
2. He doesn't lift trade sanctions and the piss tapes get leaked on to the Internet and he is impeached and sent to jail for the Russians rigging the US election as at that point they won't give a shit and will simply want to say haha we can control your country without dropping a bomb.
Then a bit of a cyber war with them and basically back to normal with Putin being a meglomaniac and whoever in charge of the US...... probably Oprah or McCalley Culkin or Michael J fox or summut saying that them, North Korea and anyone wearing a turban are baddies and their mate Bruce Willis is gonna fuck them up.
Yipeeekaaaaiiiyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaa mother fuckers.
1. He lifts trade embargos with Russia and starts to openly spoon Putin and the yeeehar Americans loose their shit, he gets impeached as they investigate further into the Russian vote scandal that he will somehow be linked to and goes to jail.
2. He doesn't lift trade sanctions and the piss tapes get leaked on to the Internet and he is impeached and sent to jail for the Russians rigging the US election as at that point they won't give a shit and will simply want to say haha we can control your country without dropping a bomb.
Then a bit of a cyber war with them and basically back to normal with Putin being a meglomaniac and whoever in charge of the US...... probably Oprah or McCalley Culkin or Michael J fox or summut saying that them, North Korea and anyone wearing a turban are baddies and their mate Bruce Willis is gonna fuck them up.
Yipeeekaaaaiiiyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaa mother fuckers.
Yid
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Imagine the poor cunt who has to do his spray tans....
Simply imagine him in those flimsy paper pants.... If he doesn't choose to go commando....
Let's take a moment to honour them.....
Dorset
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I know so many of the UK are stupid, so stupid, they're really stupid, so I suppose it shouldn't really be a surprise to see how many of the US people are stupid, very stupid, they're so stupid that they listen to a bloke who just repeats nonsense, repeats it, he repeats the same thing over and over again. He repeats stuff. Of course the majority of US citizens don't support him, their illusion of democracy is similar to ours, a bit more mental maybe but they still have someone who the majority of the country did not vote for sitting in the big chair.
His recent press conference was almost too embarrassing to watch, he didn't actually say anything and his "look at me, I'm great I am" rally in Florida yesterday was an extremely funny circus. Why the fuck would a President need a campaign rally 1 month into his term of office?
I really can't wait for him to come to the UK, we're going to build a great big beautiful wall of people, it will be yuge, a beautiful yuge wall of people - sadly we'll have to pay for it, unless Theresa the Appeaser has the gonads to bill the fucker for the security - that won't happen because she wants the world to see what a great world leader she is by sucking up to the big orange nazi and she will let him grab us by the pussy whenever he wants. But it will be worth it, he obviously will not notice the millions of people politely telling him what a big vagina he is, he will only see the few thousand fellow nazis who will no doubt attend his rallies - if they can get in through the yuge beautiful wall of people. Someone told me recently that I was in fact the facist for opposing the free speech of Chump and other nazis, I plead guilty to that charge. Freedom of speech is a daft fucking idea, should we let paedophiles have a voice, people who think woman are property, loonies like Kim Un Wossisname, racists, anti-semites, anti-islam nutters and other extremists, should they be allowed to incite hatred and try and gather support for their insanity? Nah, nor should cunts like Chump.
The trouble with nazis and facists is that they appeal to the nastier side of folks with all their 'make whatever country great' talk. They build fear by focussing on a few real enemies and millions of perceived enemies and want to build walls rather than trying to make friends. Even countries like the US who have the biggest tastiest pie in the world do not want their poor neighbours to even have the crumbs of that pie. We had a nice pie in the UK, but the greedy fuckers didn't want any of those poor Romanians to even smell the delicious aroma of the pie, it is their fault they are poor, and there are some families in the UK who don't even own a tumble dryer so let's think about them before we give money to those dirty poor fuckers in Romania. Of course Trump likes Brexit, anything that disunites the rest of the world is right up his alley.
His recent press conference was almost too embarrassing to watch, he didn't actually say anything and his "look at me, I'm great I am" rally in Florida yesterday was an extremely funny circus. Why the fuck would a President need a campaign rally 1 month into his term of office?
I really can't wait for him to come to the UK, we're going to build a great big beautiful wall of people, it will be yuge, a beautiful yuge wall of people - sadly we'll have to pay for it, unless Theresa the Appeaser has the gonads to bill the fucker for the security - that won't happen because she wants the world to see what a great world leader she is by sucking up to the big orange nazi and she will let him grab us by the pussy whenever he wants. But it will be worth it, he obviously will not notice the millions of people politely telling him what a big vagina he is, he will only see the few thousand fellow nazis who will no doubt attend his rallies - if they can get in through the yuge beautiful wall of people. Someone told me recently that I was in fact the facist for opposing the free speech of Chump and other nazis, I plead guilty to that charge. Freedom of speech is a daft fucking idea, should we let paedophiles have a voice, people who think woman are property, loonies like Kim Un Wossisname, racists, anti-semites, anti-islam nutters and other extremists, should they be allowed to incite hatred and try and gather support for their insanity? Nah, nor should cunts like Chump.
The trouble with nazis and facists is that they appeal to the nastier side of folks with all their 'make whatever country great' talk. They build fear by focussing on a few real enemies and millions of perceived enemies and want to build walls rather than trying to make friends. Even countries like the US who have the biggest tastiest pie in the world do not want their poor neighbours to even have the crumbs of that pie. We had a nice pie in the UK, but the greedy fuckers didn't want any of those poor Romanians to even smell the delicious aroma of the pie, it is their fault they are poor, and there are some families in the UK who don't even own a tumble dryer so let's think about them before we give money to those dirty poor fuckers in Romania. Of course Trump likes Brexit, anything that disunites the rest of the world is right up his alley.
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Yid
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The battle of Cable Street...
I sincerely hope you have your meds that day Mucka.
I tried to have a debate with some of these thick fucks just the other day... I got one of them to admit that what he actually wanted was to live in a society where he didn't have to listen to the views of the "lefty snowflakes" and that the protagonist voice is not needed to offer reasoned and broader debate to enrich the overall rhetoric...
Yep he wanted to live under a dictator....
Fucking morons who can't form an original opinion if their lives depended on it.
The loudest and most familiar voice is the only one they hear or need.
I'd welcome a trade deal with whoever the fuck wants one if it was on a one for one basis.
One of our thick bigoted lazy fucks for a hard working migrant any fucking day of the week.
Dorset
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Yep, I will need some calm down pills that day, I keep forgetting I am old with health challenges! I wasn't at the battle of Cable street, I wasn't able to attend that day as it was 20 years before I was born, a feeble excuse, sorry. I was at the battle of Lewisham in 1977 when we battered the fuck out of the National Front nazis when they tried to march through the town I lived in. About 400 nazis bussed in, none of the fuckers lived there, most of them had never seen a black person and they wanted my mates who were just as English as them, sent 'home'. Nazi cunts.
We have a great tradition of dealing with nazis in this country, we do not alliow the fuckers to parade round our streets, so we will not allow the orange dildo to do this. I am a bit more mature these days so I would recommend peaceful protest, I really think street parties all around Buck house would do the job. If we were to all take a flask, a camping seat and some sarnies and have a nice sit down in the streets, maybe a good old British sing-song, then the only way the evil cunt would be able to get to see the Queen would be by helicopter. He really wants and craves the publicity of a parade., so let's fuck that idea right up.All night noisy parties outside where he was staying, it probably won't be the Premier Inn as he can afford a posh B&B, old fuckers like me and Chump don't like noisy young people so he'd get miffed by that.
I will try and protest peacefully, I can't make any promises as nazis make me really grumpy. Violent protest will help his twisted, lying agenda, but I will 100% understand if some chaps get a bit fighty.
Dorset
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Sweden will be thanking Chump for letting them know that something is going on in their country, in fact they didn't even know what happened on Friday night - "You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden," he told his flag waving, mentaly ill supporters at his 'ooooh look how big my dick is, I won't actually show you, but take my word, it is yuge and not orange" rally.
Sweden did not know what was happening, stupid Swedes, and they reacted with 'surprise and conufusion'! Come on Sweden, keep up with the news will ya? They will be thanking Chump because he has told them, just like he told us about the Sharia law in London and Plod being unable to police our streets because of all them moosleems.
The cunt just makes shit up, repeats it over and over again, then goes mental when the media do their job and call him out for what a fuck up he is. I don't actually think he is a liar, he really believes what the voices in his head tell him.
Sweden did not know what was happening, stupid Swedes, and they reacted with 'surprise and conufusion'! Come on Sweden, keep up with the news will ya? They will be thanking Chump because he has told them, just like he told us about the Sharia law in London and Plod being unable to police our streets because of all them moosleems.
The cunt just makes shit up, repeats it over and over again, then goes mental when the media do their job and call him out for what a fuck up he is. I don't actually think he is a liar, he really believes what the voices in his head tell him.
Yid
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I sincerely hope the public apathy disolves and the great people of London do what is right on the day. I don't think it should be a quiet peaceful protest just as it should never be against any of these far right mongrels.
Like you said we have a tradition to maintain. Why the fuck the queen would entertain this cunt I do not know. I'm not a royalist but she is supposed to be our figurehead and to meet this fuckin spunk trumpet kind of validates the tango'd piss stain wanker. He is not even valid in his own fucking country. I'd imagine they'll change the fucking locks once he leaves and we'll be stuck with the fat wigged prick
What was the 77 stuff was that the London race riots? They were a fucking big deal wernt they. Before my time on this pleasant green earth. I grew up in the 80s where there was considerable racial tension but I didn't understand fuck all about it. I had black pals and Indian pals and even a few white ones. My parents were a bit racist to be honest but I don't think it was racist in the sense of them hating anyone of colour it was that they were too ignorant or simply followed like many of their working class friends what was spouted in the red top rags.
Dunno why but I never bought into it all and always formulated my own ideas about this kinda shit. I didn't understand why they thought all the darkies were drug dealers.... because I knew only about half of them were and the other half were white like me... I figured from an early age that opinions can be very fucking lazy and it's important to listen to others and then make your own on what you see.
As for Trump...... I don't think he will make 6 months in office... Should we run a book?
Don Diaz
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Could we sign up a couple of those Malaysian women, with a couple of nicely spiced toxic hankerchiefs?
You know the ones, they sent Kim Jong un's brother to meet his maker recently. Trump would be easy, he would relish a couple of young ladies running up to him waving scarves or even better toxic panties....the irony would be brilliant.
You know the ones, they sent Kim Jong un's brother to meet his maker recently. Trump would be easy, he would relish a couple of young ladies running up to him waving scarves or even better toxic panties....the irony would be brilliant.
Don Diaz
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Just in case any secret service uS agents are reading this, I'm joking....aren't I?
skiathospurs
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Dorset
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The Battle of Lewisham in 1977 was caused by 500 National Front nazis marching through the streets of Lewisham in south east London. l lived and worked there at the time and me and another 4,000 people decided we did not want these nazi cunts parading through our streets, so we had a word with them. Back in the 70's casual racism was normal, all the popular TV programmes took the piss out of the 'nig nogs', yep, they really did use words like that on the BBC in those days, so 4,000 folks deciding that we weren't having that shit was a big deal. Lewisham was a multicultural place, yeah there were problems and there were a few gangs of black muggers, but like all cultures and races these were the exception and 99.99% of ALL the people in the area were just normal, decent human beings - just like muslims are Trump you cunt. It turned out that there was a single gang of around 20 black youths who were responsible for nearly all the muggings in the area, but of course the nazis tried to make out that ALL black people were violent criminals - yeah just like Trump and the anti-muslimists, he is keeping out thousands of refugees who could be of great benefit to his country because there are 'bad people' in the mix.
The National Front like any nazi organisation used the fears of slightly stupid people to try and whip up hatred against the foreign invaders. Foreign? Oh fuck off, nearly half my mates were black and they were as English as me, can you imagine some cunt telling Ledley King to go home to Africa? It was that mental back in those days. It is an old tactic, Hitler did it with the Jews, Pol Pot went for the intellectuals, UKIP do it with the 'liberal elite', Stalin went for Jews, Romanies and everyone else, now Trump is having a go, give the stupid people something to hate, wind them up and set them off!
They called these 70's altercations Race Riots in the media, that was I think intentionally misleading. The middle class folks sitting in their leafy suburbs were brainwashed into thinking there were gangs of black youths rioting all over London, nah mate, the NF stirred up the aggro and it just got out of control, back kids AND white kids nicked tellys and were a bit naughty!
In case younger folks don't know what the National Front was, think the skinhead thug wing of UKIP, nazis these days were suits not Doc Martens.
I don't think violent protest is the answer this time, that would just give the orange cunt publicity and ammunition, but we need to stop London, totally. Sitting down in the street is always a good tactic and if enough people do it then Plod can't arrest 2 million people can they?
Don Diaz
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I think you need to realise that these facists and nazi's have a point, there are no white gangs, no white people living off the state and certainly no white person that I know has ever been convicted of anything illegal or socially unacceptable in the recent past.
All those reports that you and others read are fake news.
skiathospurs
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Dorset you`re busted!!
Yid
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
He banned the beeb and the guardian form his press conferences.
Control the media and you control the people.
He banned the beeb and the guardian form his press conferences.
Control the media and you control the people.
Thfcire
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We're near that stage where it's ok for me to break the Semtex out again right ??#brightonwaslongagoandimissed
Don Diaz
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I noticed on the 10 o'clock news last night that there is an election coming up in Holland or Netherlands or both, depending on your fancy.
Anyway the right wing facist that is doing quite well in the polls is called Geert Wilders, a cool looking, swept back hair, 50 something type - well during the broadcast last night which lasted for about 2 mins whilst he was wandering about, it seemed that he was either being 'protected' by one of our boys,or one of our lads was trying to get close to him for 'a word'. I only know this because the bloke in question was wearing a beige baseball cap with our old logo on the front of it and I thought it strange and amusing.
Do we have any fans in Holland?
Anyway the right wing facist that is doing quite well in the polls is called Geert Wilders, a cool looking, swept back hair, 50 something type - well during the broadcast last night which lasted for about 2 mins whilst he was wandering about, it seemed that he was either being 'protected' by one of our boys,or one of our lads was trying to get close to him for 'a word'. I only know this because the bloke in question was wearing a beige baseball cap with our old logo on the front of it and I thought it strange and amusing.
Do we have any fans in Holland?
skiathospurs
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........