Dorset
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Play 'em both the same day, following our destruction of the scum, yeah 3 games in one day, easy!
skiathospurs
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It should be a warning to us that after 28 games they are on the same points as last year,no better,no worse.Although we have more than this stage last year,but I will wait a few more weeks before unleashing hell on their fans.
Don Diaz
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It would be perfect if by beating them on 30th April, it meant they couldn't catch us wouldn't it.
Dorset
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Oh fuck off! Just because they always have managed to scrape in front of us at the last minute doesn't mean they will do it again. They are finished, deceased, an ex-football team, they have kicked the bucket and shuffled off the mortal coil, they are bereft of life and are not pining for the fjords. Fuck 'em I refuse to worry about them and I ain't going to wait a second, I just managed to survive last year and I might not get another chance to gloat at their misfortunes. Mind the gap.
skiathospurs
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Just been wounded too many times before!!and this year they are proper shite so have no right to get ahead of us nor win the cup.I hope for some extreme gloating real soon,but til then I ll keep it in my pants.
skiathospurs
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Jürgen Klopp has confirmed Sadio Mané could miss the rest of the season with a knee injury but insisted the setback should not derail Liverpool’s Champions League prospects.
Don Diaz
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Paul Pogba £90m and £225k a week....yeah right. United Europa League now.
Liam
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My mates thought Pogbs and Ibra would win them the league. Lol...
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To be fair, Zlatan has been a really good signing. I mean, he's scored, what... nearly 40% of their goals in the league this season?
I mean, they have a top class, if ageing striker and somehow a really solid defence... but I'm not sure if that's just De Gea... still, even if you said the defence was working, the other five clearly aren't.
I mean, they have a top class, if ageing striker and somehow a really solid defence... but I'm not sure if that's just De Gea... still, even if you said the defence was working, the other five clearly aren't.
Don Diaz
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I've just heard on the wireless that United have 2 points fewer than this time last year under LvG....can someone with a yuge, I mean really yuge calculator add up how much money they have wasted over the past 3 years...starting with Angel di Maria....
Yid
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The next story should read:Jürgen Klopp has confirmed Sadio Mané could miss the rest of the season with a knee injury but insisted the setback should not derail Liverpool’s Champions League prospects.
Jürgen Klopp has been tested for banned substances. His earlier comments regarding their only consistent player Sadio Mané has roused suspicions that the German has been smoking crack. An FA spokesperson said ''Hahahaaaaaaaaa silly cunt, who is the vagrant looking prick trying to kid''. Liverpool FC have declined to comment.
Ted the Yid
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Imagine swapping Pogba for Dele!
I think if we measure players values by the Pogba scale, Dele would be worth like a billion pounds.
Don Diaz
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They suggested that on the radio commentary last night....I think you w under valued him on the Pogba scaleImagine swapping Pogba for Dele!
I think if we measure players values by the Pogba scale, Dele would be worth like a billion pounds.
Finchbee
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£398.3m but you could add another £60m for feillani and mata
Thats 80 plus 12 Allis!
http://www.transferleague.co.uk/manchester-united/english-football-teams/manchester-united-transfers
Don Diaz
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Brilliant, thank you......it would be hilarious if it weren't so sad that yuge amount of money could be so wasted, whilst other teams like Leicester last year, Everton and us to a certain extent have to find and coach success. Mourinho has like LvG been another failure in my book.
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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...-final-table-results-predicted-sportgalleries
... they have us down to win it, on goal difference.
If this happens, I'll sub to the Daily Star for a year.
... they have us down to win it, on goal difference.
If this happens, I'll sub to the Daily Star for a year.
Dorset
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I think that 2 points down is on the 2015 season, last year under 'the gobby one' after 29 they were on 47 points, in 2015 under 'the chosen one' they had 56, this season they're on 54 - all three of them are pony compared to where they were under the 'red nosed one'. It's funny, very funny. I read that Jose is off unless he is given loads more money to spend, that would be even funnier if they spend even more wedge and still fail.
Don Diaz
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Whilst I now can't stand the bloke, I respect his achievements at Porto where he had no money. No it seems he can't be bothered and settles behind his extreme arrogance. He just buys success.
skiathospurs
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J.spurs
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So that's top ten sorted then.
skiathospurs
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arsenal 18th!!lets wish
Dorset
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I like that! It would be amazing if the scum got relegated, Palace can still get 4th and 7 sides could still win it. Stats are brilliant, I'm gong to nick that idea for my site.
Don Diaz
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Liverpool lol
Why aren't City any good....thought Pep was god? Shame, Poch is.
Why aren't City any good....thought Pep was god? Shame, Poch is.
Yid
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While I don't mind, at fucking all, I don't understand how I hear every other fucking club considered title challengers to the Chavs... apart from us sitting in second like we have for a few months.
The tide has turned over the last few weeks and it doesn't actually piss me off as it's like "hello... hellooooooo...". It's almost funny.
The tide has turned over the last few weeks and it doesn't actually piss me off as it's like "hello... hellooooooo...". It's almost funny.
conor1
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I didn't see it but I presume Klopp took his team to the kop end at the end of the 2-2 draw with Bournemouth to cetlebrate? What!!! he didn't!! Their standards are slipping ffs
Dorset
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You have to feel sorry for Arsenal eh? They have some really tough games ahead off them in the last 8 games of the season, the toughest game for them being on the 30th April when they face Tottenham Hotspur, luckily we have a really easy, nailed on, banker, walk in the park game against Woolwich Wanderers that day. As it's Easter, spare a thought for those poor goons.
Talking about Easter there was some bollocks on the telly the other day where the god people were banging about Cadburys taking the religious doodahs out of Easter, something about how Easter eggs were a symbol of some bloke's resurrection. Do fucking what? Did Jeepers like a Creme Egg or three then, or maybe he fed the disksipples chocolate bunnies at the last supper. Fuck that, the next thing you know they'll start saying Christmas has got something to do with the sky fairy, maybe the dsikcycles all bought him socks and shit jumpers.
Talking about Easter there was some bollocks on the telly the other day where the god people were banging about Cadburys taking the religious doodahs out of Easter, something about how Easter eggs were a symbol of some bloke's resurrection. Do fucking what? Did Jeepers like a Creme Egg or three then, or maybe he fed the disksipples chocolate bunnies at the last supper. Fuck that, the next thing you know they'll start saying Christmas has got something to do with the sky fairy, maybe the dsikcycles all bought him socks and shit jumpers.
Don Diaz
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I see we have the Majorcan hat of amusement on this morning!! Good work.
Dorset
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Mate, I am even more easy-going and placid than usual, I know it's hard to believe that I could be more nice than normal, but I am so chilled that I didn't even say nuffink to the wanker in the Brexit shirt, what a cunt, walking around in Spain, basically saying fuck you to the really nice Spaniels. I just laughed at the silly fucker and whispered a wish that a few local ruffians would have a quiet word with him.
I haven't been to Majorca since I was a teenager, then we went to the bit with the fish and chips and English pubs, this time we ae staying over the other side of the island at a place called Calla Millor, it's really nice - and it's got Sky Sports for free in the room, and all the proper Ingerlish TV channels and a kettle and a fridge and the food is good. Sorted.
Dorset
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Hands up who will laugh for ages when the pikeys get relegated? That big stadium is going to look really funny with a crowd of less than 1 thousand, they'll probably still kick the shit out of each other when they can sit about 3 miles apart from the other neanderthal caravan dwellers. They have 1 point from their last 6 games, they're only above Sunderland in the recent form table on goal difference. It would be amusing if they got the chop this season.
Don Diaz
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Did the Brexit bonehead, get the irony that he was holidaying in Spain rather than Skegness, perhaps it was farage who yesterday was reprimanded in the European parliament for likening them to the mafia. Does he also not realise his own hypocrisy of attending the institutions he apparently so despises.
Oh yes hands up definitely - from the Pikey Boys no noise