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Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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Trouble is I can't stand either of them. I'd love it I suppose if Salah and Marcelo got sent off in the first half, and then Ronaldo and Henderson got sent off in the second. The game was halted at 0-0 because of Liverpool fans rioting in the stadium. Then Bale scores the winner in the last minute of injury time before telling Zidane he's coming back to Spurs. The liverpool fans are kept in the Stadium for 3 hours until 2.00am all their flights have departed and they get the shit kicked out of them by local Ukrainians when the leave. The following morning they're banned from Europe for 7 years, because of a previous offence.

That would work.
 
Yid

Yid

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Trouble is I can't stand either of them. I'd love it I suppose if Salah and Marcelo got sent off in the first half, and then Ronaldo and Henderson got sent off in the second. The game was halted at 0-0 because of Liverpool fans rioting in the stadium. Then Bale scores the winner in the last minute of injury time before telling Zidane he's coming back to Spurs. The liverpool fans are kept in the Stadium for 3 hours until 2.00am all their flights have departed and they get the shit kicked out of them by local Ukrainians when the leave. The following morning they're banned from Europe for 7 years, because of a previous offence.

That would work.
If you are having a pint of unicorn juice I'm having one too...!!!
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Unlucky villa,unlucky jack grealish

'I'm banging your mrs'
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skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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My son asked me: "Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" I replied.
"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan"
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
My son asked me: "Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" I replied.
"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan"
Ha ha ha ‘lana’
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Apparently it´s dog`s cocks that look like their owner....

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Yid

Yid

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Has anyone else seen all the shite floating about on Twitter.... #iwantaname #5k #Bounty #6k #shacklock #10k #givemealocation #Dogthebountyhunter #spursvspurs

Fucking pathetic, but equally funny as fuck.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Has anyone else seen all the shite floating about on Twitter.... #iwantaname #5k #Bounty #6k #shacklock #10k #givemealocation #Dogthebountyhunter #spursvspurs

Fucking pathetic, but equally funny as fuck.
thread here

oh yeah given me a good laugh,fucking idiots and computers giving it large
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Am I missing something? It’s just a funny picture isn’t it? The dog’s cock looks like a dog? Ha ha.....what’s the issue???
 
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