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A dilemma of the brain is wot I have

Dorset

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My poor little thinking brain is more confused than usual, it is giving me some right old grief, if only I could shut it up with a nice bottle of tequila like I used to in the olden days, can't do that cos it might shut the fucker up for good and there are too many people I want to fuck over before I die.

The Carrierbag Cup on Sunday is my problem. I really don't want City to win, the arrogant fuckers have been swaggering around telling everybody that they are going to win the big quadruple this year, that's not happening thanks to Wigan, but it's not good enough. One part of my brain, the slightly less hatey side wants the goons to beat them, it would be triffic seeing them kicked out of two cups in one week. The other part of my brain, the side that always gets me in bother and where the voices live says fuck that for a game of soldiers, it's the fucking scum.

We can do our bit by beating them in the Champions League final, but does anyone else think that it would be almost acceptable if Woolwich won the Carrierbag? Surely not.

Have I finally fallen off the tightrope of sanity I was balancing on - sometimes? It was bound to happen one day, when people steal your slippers and you haven't got a fucking scooby what day of the week its is then the writing is on the wall - oooh look it says "Kill All Goons" I wonder who wrote that? Maybe just a glass or five of the cactus juice would sort me out.
 
Yid

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Scum to loose... No question...

Citeh could still fuck themselves up in the other games...

If the scum keep loosing their demise will come sooner... A man as frail as you must long for the impending implosion before your last rattling breath.
 
The Cryptkeeper

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One part of my brain, the slightly less hatey side wants the goons to beat them, it would be triffic seeing them kicked out of two cups in one week.
Mate, check yourself into an institution. This sort of comment is not on....not on at all.
 
Dorset

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OK, I will wash my brain out with soap for even thinking this, fucking brain gets right on my thrupnies. I suppose we could see this as a win-win with a bit of spin. If the unthinkable happens and the goons win then it's only the tinpot carrierbag cup and us winning both the Champions League and the FA Cup and seeing them drop out of even the Europa League positions for next year will be so much sweeter.
 
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This is not a left or right brain issue.....it's a no-brainer. The scum must lose and lose badly. The joy of City being knocked out of the Premier Cup competition is undiminished by them winning a trophy, that in real life they're not that worried about. There is no glory or respect in it for a club that spent £500m+ in 18 months simply to beat Arsenal. We simply don't want Arsenal winning anything, ever.
 
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I am really enjoying watching the 'Wally Wanger and his World Famous Troupe Of Comedy Defenders' show, my dilemma is resolved. The Goons are getting mulched. Nice.
 
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I don't think I've ever heard Garry Neviil sos dismissive of a team, he has called them 'pathetic', 'spineless' and 'a disgrace'.
Did you see the crowd shot of all those goons? Looked like a giant 'Wheres' Wally puzzle', fucking easy because there's thousands of them - there he is, there he is, there he is.....

City are not bothering too much now, they're taking a mid-game break so they're nice and fresh to do them goons over again next week.

Wheelchair having a tantrum with Jesus, nasty little cunt. The Where's Wally puzzle is a bit harder now because they've all fucked off home to get on Twitter and do a bit of Wenger outing.
 
Dorset

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A terrible game to watch, apart from the goons being humiliated of course, has to be the easiest cup final win in the history of cup finals. That new Irish player O'Bangyanan must think he has made a big mistake going to these jokers.

In a way it's a bitt of a shame really, they are not even remotely rivals to us now, I can't even take them seriously enough to hate them with the intensity I used to have, cunts, spoiling my fun.
 
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A terrible game to watch, apart from the goons being humiliated of course, has to be the easiest cup final win in the history of cup finals. That new Irish player O'Bangyanan must think he has made a big mistake going theses jokers.

In a way it's a bitt of a shame really, they are not even remotely rivals to us now, I can't even take them seriously enough to hate them with the intensity I used to have, cunts, spoiling my fun.
Are they becoming the new west ham?

I haven't seen the footy as I am absolutely fucked from a 20 mile run. Maybe it'd have helped me drift of into a nice happy sleep watching them get violated.
 
Dorset

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Are they becoming the new west ham?

I haven't seen the footy as I am absolutely fucked from a 20 mile run. Maybe it'd have helped me drift of into a nice happy sleep watching them get violated.
It could easily have been used as a nap-aid, 10 blokes in red wandering around aimlessly while 10 blokes in Blue had a bit of a jog around, some passing practice and banging in 3 goals for a laugh. It was about as exciting as watching your toenails grow.
 
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I love watching Asenal Fan TV..... post some up post some up....!!!
 
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Check poor old Claud at 4 mins in, he is just a bit upset:


I will give Claud his due....fair play to him and his passion. He's a proper football man.

That was disgraceful from Arsenal last night. I can see why Sanchez wanted out...he's a pissant but he at least has a dip. Aubemayang is an Arsenal type signing. That guy is a paycheck player. An absolute cat.
 
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Gary Neville:

"I have to say, they're walkers (I think his spellchecker clicked in here, we know what he meant) , they maybe lacked confidence and the belief to beat Man City, but I called it pathetic - that might be too strong - I called it a disgrace, I think that is not based on a single performance, it's based on two or three years now, watching these players do the same things and losing in the same way."​
I always enjoy a weekend when we win and Woolwich lose. But to lose so badly, to be humiliated and verbally arsebuggered by all the pundits is the cherry on the icing on top of the delicious marzipan coated cake.
 
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Arsenal have announced an official team name change, from today they will know as "Woolwich Walkers FC", new state of the art zimmer frames will be ordered to ensure the training remains at the level required for Walking Football. When manager Wenger finds his slippers he will be talking to the coaching staff at Oldham Active to get some expert advice.

walking.jpg
 
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Oh fuck - another dilemma has arisen in my brain department. The nice bit is feeling sorry for that French cunt Wenger!

"He used to be a great manager, he did a lot to change the laddish, drinking culture, and nutritional awareness of all the teams in the Premier League , he helped make it the professional league is is today" it whinges at me like a crying little girl.

"Oh fuck, up soppy cunt, he's a cunt, you should be laughing at the dozy old French wanker". says the bit normally in charge, "him fucking up is almost as good as the party for Judas will be, you're hanging on for that even if you have to live to 100".

"But it's sad, it's like watching Open All Hours or the Green Green Grass, both based on the best British telly ever but now so, so sad" the gradually empathetic voices whisper,

"He is a fucking goon, he caused Brexit, arranged for Trump to be elected, thinks Wheelchair should be England captain and is a French cunt" the voices yell at me and normal service is resumed and I laugh at the soppy old cunt as he slips into senility, looking for his slippers, which are probaby in the same place as mine.
 
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Check poor old Claud at 4 mins in, he is just a bit upset:

I find that almost every one of the videos that I've seen from that channel would benefit from having the Curb Your Enthusiasm playing underneath them.
 
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Oh fuck - another dilemma has arisen in my brain department. The nice bit is feeling sorry for that French cunt Wenger!

"He used to be a great manager, he did a lot to change the laddish, drinking culture, and nutritional awareness of all the teams in the Premier League , he helped make it the professional league is is today" it whinges at me like a crying little girl.

"Oh fuck, up soppy cunt, he's a cunt, you should be laughing at the dozy old French wanker". says the bit normally in charge, "him fucking up is almost as good as the party for Judas will be, you're hanging on for that even if you have to live to 100".

"But it's sad, it's like watching Open All Hours or the Green Green Grass, both based on the best British telly ever but now so, so sad" the gradually empathetic voices whisper,

"He is a fucking goon, he caused Brexit, arranged for Trump to be elected, thinks Wheelchair should be England captain and is a French cunt" the voices yell at me and normal service is resumed and I laugh at the soppy old cunt as he slips into senility, looking for his slippers, which are probaby in the same place as mine.
Not sure if serious.

Wenger is a proper cunt.
 

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