The Voice Of Reason
We have the early kick off again next Saturday and there will be no scandal, controversy or arguments about kick-off time as I'm flying home on Saturday, so the match will start everywhere in the world at 12:30 Dorset Time.
When we win this game we will extend our winning run at WHL to loads, I have lost count now, the number is yuge. We will also widen the yawning chasm, the Grand Canyon of gaps between us and Arsenal to 17 points. The last time that happened in the Premier League was - it has never happened in the Premier League, that is an infinite number of years, a yuge number infinity, really yuge. The pressure will then be piled onto Arsenal to win at Middlesbrough - a defeat there would be the end for them, Middlesborough haven't won a PL game since December last year.
In the olden days I would have said that Chelsea have a tough game against United, but United have only won 1 of their last 6 home games, let's hope they make that 2 on Sunday. Who knows, football eh?
Harry Kane should be fully fit for this game and I will sneer at anyone who suggest we warp him in cotton wool before the NLD, which will see the first ever celebration of Saint Bumholian's day. Bournemouth have only won 2 of their away games this season, we have not lost a home game so far and are on a club record Premiership winning run of 11 home wins, so let's make that 12. COYS.