City (A) - PL 19 January 2023

[The Cryptkeeper]

We’re going to get reamed. Without lube.

City 4-0.

 

[BrooklynYid]

I honestly think we're gonna win this one. We've got so weird MOJO over Pep that can't be broken. Two City OGs and a Son screamer for a 2-3 win.

 

[ClemFandango]

I was walking past a Coral on the way home and saw we were 8/1 for the win, but I didn't go through with it even though I had that niggle it could be one of 'those' nights where we just randomly turn up and turn in a top drawer performance against all the odds.

So I'm going to be fucking annoyed and equally delighted if we do win it ..

But we're going to get twatted so it doesn't matter.

 

[USspur]

If we get shit on Conte will have some serious pressure mounting. Then we have another couple poor results and I think we will see the end of him

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I honestly think we're gonna win this one. We've got so weird MOJO over Pep that can't be broken. Two City OGs and a Son screamer for a 2-3 win.

I love the optimism but are you on crack mate?

 

[BrooklynYid]

I love the optimism but are you on crack mate?

Nope, just pseudoephed and Zyrtec. In fairness, my head hurts and I'm dizzy but this stuff definitely works wonders.

 

[ClemFandango]

Lloris, Royal, Romero, Dier, Davies, Perisic, Hojbjerg, Bentancur, Kulusevski, Son, Kane

Subs: Forster, Doherty, Sanchez, Tanganga, Lenglet, Sessegnon, Bissouma, Sarr, Richarlison.

Spence not even in the fucking squad.

 

[J.spurs]

Walkes is a fixture for my hometown side in their first year in MLS. By all accounts, a wonderful fella. Tragic to say the least.

 

[Yid]

Fuck.....

 

[Havocc]

Good luck everyone!

 

[ClemFandango]

Size of those bloody advertising hoardings!

 

[Havocc]

Good 15, Bentancor makes a massive difference

 

[ClemFandango]

Oh look. Emerson skied it.

 

[J.spurs]

What a dull game this has been. Not that that’s a bad thing away to Citeh.

 

[ClemFandango]

I think we’ve looked halfway competent

 

[Dave]

We're playing well. Amazing what we can do when the players are allowed to oh what's the word ????oh yeah "Attack".

 

[J.spurs]

Good 15, Bentancor makes a massive difference

Hojbjerg’s been excellent so far as well, as has Romero.

 

[J.spurs]

Get in, we deserved that one imo.

 

[BrooklynYid]

Possibly the most undeserved lead ever.

 

[Yid]

Oh.....

 

[Havocc]

Front foot, good press, first goal.

 

[BrooklynYid]

Lol

 

[ClemFandango]

Fuck me

 

[Yid]

Oh.....

Oh my.....

 

[BrooklynYid]

Um, what are we doing out there? Scoring goals? Conte will be pissed.

 

[Havocc]

EMERSON ROYAL IS THE BEST RIGHT BACK IN THE WORLD

 

[J.spurs]

Possibly the most undeserved lead ever.

Hahahaha, what does that make a 2 goal lead?

 

[ClemFandango]

It really is the end of days if Emerson fucking Royal is scoring

 

[Dave]

What the fuck is going on ?

It's half time...and we're winning.

And Emerson scored.....

Something is very wrong..

 

[Havocc]