Dorset
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skiathospurs
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oh you dont mean the program??
Don Diaz
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10 what?
skiathospurs
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green bottles
german bombers
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german bombers
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Dorset
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Dorset
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Don Diaz
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Winksy's number!
skiathospurs
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Greaves and perryman too.
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
Da fuq?
Yid
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Will you just fuck off already...
skiathospurs
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Hurry up..............
Dorset
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If you children don't settle down and behave, I will start again from the beginning - in minutes, I don't care, I will clog up the internet with countdowns and spoil it for everyone else - fashionable these days.
Don Diaz
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Number of centimetres of snow we’ve got outside at the moment
Dorset
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Just to get in before the witty banter - fuck off.
Yid
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The average length of a todger????
Don Diaz
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Steve Perryman's real number (wink) and the number of goals we scored away at Everton.
skiathospurs
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Ok stop digging!!
when stevie p first came in the side he was given 8,i know cos he told me!!Actually a lot of us.The anecdote is he took over Jimmys number and fans used to tell him "you know who fucking wore that shirt before you".See trolling was a thing even back then !!I actually didnt know that til he said it cos like you I always remember Perryman 6 Dorset
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Bought a present for the new house today, so we had our first Spanish disagreement! I said downstairs geust bathroom (yeah posh or what?),the boss said shed, so shed it is!
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Dorset
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Eeek! What have I forgotten to do? Where are my fucking slippers? I probably packed them in that box that is full of fuck knows what. This is it , the last fucking time I am going to move house, I am fucking fed up with it. We have probably moved about 20 times in the past, to 5 different countries so I should be used to it by now, but I'm not, I fucking hate all the paperwork, phoning companies and talking to fuckwits who don't seem to understand that people do move house and the packing and getting rid of shit that someone else (no names) wants to keep - just in case.
Don Diaz
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Dorset
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Kin blimey, it still seems like we have enough stuff left to pack to fill 8 lorries.
Motspur Hotspur
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Three days till Dexit?
Don Diaz
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French (EU) hens, Wise men, position in the league.
TettenhallHotspur
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Number of fit first teamers?
Dorset
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Whatever the fuck the countdown is...... GONE, Dorset has left the country.
We are now homeless, in Spain - until Thursday when I hope the Spanish legal system will allow us to buy our house. We are seeing the lawyer tomorrow to go though the paperwork and should be completing on Thursday, fuck only knows if it will happen, there seems to be 800 people sending us emails full of gibberish.
We are now homeless, in Spain - until Thursday when I hope the Spanish legal system will allow us to buy our house. We are seeing the lawyer tomorrow to go though the paperwork and should be completing on Thursday, fuck only knows if it will happen, there seems to be 800 people sending us emails full of gibberish.
Don Diaz
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Well good luck mate, to you and Mrs D. Sounds a real headache, you need to do a Watford thread that’ll solve things!! Hope everything works out tomorrow.
The countdown was 1 and there any number of firsts that you can share to choose, particularly associated with Spurs.
Dorset
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It's not that bad really, the last few weeks have been cunts, clearing our rented house of all the stuff we have accumulated, cleaning the fucker to Mrs D's standards, selling our car - that was a surprise, I was hoping to get maybe 3 grand, it was a Nissan Note, 12 plate, we took it to WeBuyAnyCar expecting a silly 2 grand offer and they bought it for four and a half, nice! Getting rid of our old 3 piece suite was also a cunt, it was a really old leather beast, super comfy but pre-fire safety certificate so nobody would take it, we had to hire a van yesterday morning and take it to the council tip - just what we needed while the removal blokes were doing their removal stuff and the landlords popped round to say goodbye end all the neighbours kept calling to ..... get right on my tits! Arrrggggh I need a holiday now. It should be OK now, who knows with the Spaniel legal system? We will now the day after tomorrow.
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fucking brilliant, good luck, per chance did you manage to squeeze Jansen into the back of your truck? Drop him near Valencia maybe?? Please.