Dippers Later - about tea time

[Dorset]

Will I watch it? Dunno. I just watched the Chavs vs the Goons and I didn't realise that Conte was still coaching them Chavs, it was like watching us play in blue - yukk, I fell dirty because I wanted them to win. Oh well, maybe we'll see some exciting, attacking football and Doherty (or anybody else) starting instead of Emerson.

OK, let's be positive, we are going to batter them to tiny pieces and hang on to 3rd spot - which will happen anyway.

 

[Dorset]

• 1 Lloris
• 15 Dier
• 34 Lenglet
• 33 Davies
• 12 Emerson Royal
• 30 Bentancur
• 38 Bissouma
• 5 Højbjerg
• 19 R Sessegnon
• 14 Perisic
• 10 Kane

Substitutes​

• 2 Doherty
• 4 Skipp
• 6 D Sánchez
• 11 Gil
• 20 Forster
• 21 Kulusevski
• 25 Tanganga
• 27 Lucas Moura
• 29 Sarr

 

[ClemFandango]

I suspected it might be a 3-5-2 but Perisic playing behind Kane will be interesting.

I sort of don't want to watch it because I'm expecting a battering but then I do want to watch it because I want it to be us battering them.

A win would be handy as it would keep us in touch with the top 2.

 

[Dave]

Jesus, that line up screams "Keep them out".
Any positivity would be in the form of Kulo or Lucas starting but with neither, it looks like a tactic of frustrate and hold on. Yet we're at home against a team who are nowhere near their best.
Disappointed but not the least bit surprised.

 

[spurious]

Let's see if old man Perisic can scurry about enough to lay a few chances on Harry's head. If each of the midfielders have been given freedom enough (one at a time, please),they may be able to open up some interesting passing angles. Like the looks of the bench but not expecting much from the flanks.

 

[ClemFandango]

Jesus, that line up screams "Keep them out".
Any positivity would be in the form of Kulo or Lucas starting but with neither, it looks like a tactic of frustrate and hold on. Yet we're at home against a team who are nowhere near their best.
Disappointed but not the least bit surprised.

To be fair, Lucas is (apparently) carrying a knock and I wasn’t expecting Deki to start anyway but I agree with you.

Could have found a place for Gil at least but I suspect he’s probably shot Conte’s other cat after Doherty shot the first one.

 

[Havocc]

With that line-up and squad, this could be a long afternoon…..

 

[ClemFandango]

*sigh*

 

[ClemFandango]

Fuck VAR. Should have been a penalty

 

[Dorset]

How the fuck was that not a penalty? Crooked or incompetent. VAR is only interested in a single pube being offside, cunts.

 

[Dorset]

So the cunt pushes Sess over again, same foul but the ref gives us the free kick - cowardly cunt, what was the difference?

 

[ClemFandango]

Fucking hell

 

[Havocc]

It’s comical sometimes.

 

[Dorset]

What the fuck was Dier doing? This obsession of going backwards is fucked beyond belief. Same old shit and nearly 3 form another backpass to Lloris. Cunte out.

 

[Havocc]

We need 3 new centre backs, 1 left back, 2 right backs and a creative midfielder…..

 

[Dorset]

We need 3 new centre backs, 1 left back, 2 right backs and a creative midfielder…..

And a manager.

 

[Dave]

No ambition or faith and trust in the players to go and win the game from the manager. We look disjointed and confused. That....is on Conte's shoulders. Nowhere near good enough.

 

[Dorset]

What a poxy, depressing day of football watching. I watched the Chavs playing like Tottenham, now I am watching Tottenham playing like Tottenham. Those lucky games at the start of the season are not going to keep us up in the top four if we carry on this bollocks.

 

[ClemFandango]

Probably not going to bother with the 2nd half. Conte will no doubt throw on Lucas and/or Deki at some point but he’ll still be micro managing every fucking inch of all of it and they’ll just end up getting a couple more.

If Levy had any balls, he’d use the World Cup break to say “Thanks for everything you’ve done but time to fuck off”

 

[Yid]

Missd the first goal... got in late.

Misse the second... my stream buffered so changed the cahnnel and this channel said we were 2 down. Oh well.

We had a good period of 15 mins or so during which Peresic hit the post.

But we just offer sides way way to many opportunities and we don't cultivate enough.

These cunts haven't won away from home all season and we've let them come to the lane and sleep walk their way to 3 easy points.

I'm so fucking angry with this shitty gutless boring Spurs side.

 

[Dorset]

Probably not going to bother with the 2nd half. Conte will no doubt throw on Lucas and/or Deki at some point but he’ll still be micro managing every fucking inch of all of it and they’ll just end up getting a couple more.

If Levy had any balls, he’d use the World Cup break to say “Thanks for everything you’ve done but time to fuck off”

.. and fuck off himself, too much to hope for?

 

[Havocc]

If we played the whole 90mins like the first 5 here, we would be fine…..

 

[ClemFandango]

.. and fuck off himself, too much to hope for?

There's always hope.

 

[Yid]

Royal has arguably been their best defender...

 

[Dorset]

Why can't we play 90 minutes like this? Big Eric getting up the pitch looks good. Bissouma? Nah. The wierd thing is despite how pony we were in the 1st half, if Periodic hadn't hit the woodwork twice and we had got the fucking obvious penalty we'd be winning this.

 

[Dorset]

What the fuck did they put in the half time oranges? I want me some of that, it's like watching a different team.

 

[Dave]

Shock exclusive:
Spurs manager brings on attack minded players and realises they can actually help to win games.

 

[Yid]

We've had sooo many chances...

It's criminal that we've only scored 1 at this point.

 

[Dorset]

Could that have been penalty 2.0? Not as obvious. Conte listened to me demanding Doherty and Kulu, now he needs to get little Lucas on. Bissouma can come off, I rate him just a bit better than Royal

 

[Yid]

Could that have been penalty 2.0? Not as obvious. Conte listened to me demanding Doherty and Kulu, now he needs to get little Lucas on. Bissouma can come off, I rate him just a bit better than Royal

I think Bissouma is a much better player than he is being allowed for show... he can get forward, he can pass, he can beat players when he is alowed more that 10 yards from his centre half.