Getting sacked in the morning? Fat Sam, 4 wins from 10, soon to be 4 from 11. Easy this one, nailed on hat-trick for Harry, 5-1 win and the gap best wider because the goons will be shell shocked after they are mullahed into its bits pieces by the chav and will lose to the Dorset Destroyers on Sunday. It;s a strange feeling wanting Chelsea to win, but normal service will be resumed after they take away the last chance of goon-success this season - Ostetoojamaflip, whoever they are will thump them next month.
Victor is back so them Toffees will be like toffees are when you leave them in your car on a hot sunny day, all melted and horridible.