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    1. Chavhater01

      Chavhater01 Player in Training.

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      Looking for a new home!

      Been researching Spurs forums for a while and came across this little diamond in the rough, 2 pages in on Google!

      Anyway I loved the fact you guys seem pretty fun and your numbers are small and seem seasoned Lane attendees, haven't been for a few years, it's a finance issue but hope I can be cradled into your bosoms!

      Finally having been a Spurs fan since '81, I can unequivocally say I'm on cloud 9 with how our boys are destroying all before them, we're a joy to watch and it brings a metaphoric tear to my eye!

      COYS!
       
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    2. Don Diaz

      Don Diaz Zero tolerance of Numpty's Founding Member

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      Well welcome aboard ex cock....we like to have a bit of banter, support the team and the whole club. We try not to get too high when times are good - although that's pretty fucking difficult right now, and we didn't get too low for the previous 25 years either....at least no one is admitting it.

      Get posting and have fun. COYS
       
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    3. Chavhater01

      Chavhater01 Player in Training.

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      Why ty kind sir!

      I'm afraid I get very high when we play well, jumping around like a frog on speed, like when Dele's goal went in...what a strike!

      When we're bad, like in some of the champs league games earlier in the season, (well we've experienced far worse, those 90's years, they were hilariously bad), then I've reached a very pragmatic stage in my Spurs supporting career, so I don't get overly mad, I might curse a little but generally I'm not as mental as I used to be, some of threads in fc were, well, mental!
       
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      Yid Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      Welcome aboard cock. You can call people cunts here.... we're not precious as it can be a term of endearment or not.

      Well I presume it's that as I'm called a cunt a lot.
       
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    5. Dorset

      Dorset The Voice Of Reason Founding Member

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      We are all refugees here, we packed our bags and wandered off into the dessert, I never get that, why would people go into custard or another tasty after dinner delight? Fucked if I know. Anyway some of us got the screaming 'ump with cunts banging on about how shite we were 5 minutes into every game, the new type of fan who didn't realise just how special even getting into the top 5 or 6 of the Premier League was when many of us know the history of our great team. Some of us were even around in the bleak years around '78. So we toddled off and found that our spiritual leader @admin had created this place.

      Most of us have thick skins and don't go screaming to their mums if we get called a cunt, it would probably be because we had said something cuntish, so fair cop guv. We don't bang on about our 'right' to post trash about our team, we understand that a game lasts a whole 90 minutes, we don't sit at our keyboards posting dumb one-liners while our games are being played - we actually watch the fucking game, radical eh? We don't post shit about how ashamed of our team we were when we got our best ever PL position last year because that would be cuntish and the other kiddies here would call us cunts for it.

      All true and proper Spurs fans are welcome here, I don't just mean geezers who were born on the Shelf and go to every game, loads of the new fans are top blokes, even a few of the septics are triffic geezers. So post some good stuff @Chavhater01 and you'll see how nice we are, especially me, I am famous for being tolerant, nice, kind and generally a caring old chap who everyone would want asa a granddad - unless you are a cunt, or I am in a grumpy mood then I am a bit less nice apparently.
       
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    6. Chavhater01

      Chavhater01 Player in Training.

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      Cheers mate!

      There's only one group of ppl than deserve my use of the word cunts and they are the Chavs, I despise everything about them, even just mentioning them makes my blood boil!
       
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    7. Chavhater01

      Chavhater01 Player in Training.

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      Cheers mate!

      I wouldn't class myself as a refugee, more that I saw out my contract at fc and have joined you boys on a free!

      Ah yes the knee jerkers, they make me laugh, they clearly weren't around when things were pretty dire, plugging away at a stubborn Parked bus up at Swansea isn't the time to start crying about how when the pressures on we buckle, no it's just that sometimes a resilient well organised defence can hold back a slightly out of tune attack but we are a tough lot with a never say die attitude that never gives up until the final whistle has blown and that is what Poch has instilled in this wonderful team of ours.

      What we're achieving with the lack of resources of the so called illustrious teams BEHIND us, is nothing short of brilliant, if only we could reign in those nasty cunts ahead of us!

      Just out of interest where were you refugees from? I've been a voyeur on a good 5 or so sites over the years.
       
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    8. conor1

      conor1 Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      Welcome mate. Get posting plenty.
      Just a couple things to bear in mind tho;

      If we aren't 3 up after 10mins in any games................. panic and feel free to tell the world how shit we are
      Feel free to dissect games on here while a game is going on. In fact, a full scale debate on Levys transfer policy since 2005 is perfectly acceptable while a game is on.
      Its ok to call into question whether Pochettino actually knows what he's doing and whether indeed his first 100+ have just been pure luck.

      I am of course being a tad sarcastic mate. Fan since 81 ye say, heres a wee welcome pack
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    9. skiathospurs

      skiathospurs Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      It was a proper good site,good laugh,good info,fought off the modricfanboys when they all jumped in,turkish invasions,but eventually got overrun by keyboard fanboy types,arguing about if a LB is more valueable than a RB,several poch out threads,match days were just unbearable to read,probably like you experienced elsewhere?Most of us have the same usernames from there,there where we get quite a slagging for A)fucking off B)apparently are just deluded happy clappers cos we chose not to slag everyone,well sherwood&avb might have copped a bit and they didnt actually like that in some peverse way???C) a few here were mods there and after a few jars would give them the truth theyd never heard before. Its the place never mentioned by name but quite a few sartorial comments referred to.

      Me I just hate the scum,am not too keen on anyone but they vex me most.Mostly I copy and paste the whole internet onto here cos I dont have a free thinking brain,its my station in life.

      Glad to have fresh blood,you know you can talk about huntelaar all day here,all week some people luv it.
       
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    10. Chavhater01

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      Thanks mate! I have a signed pic of Ricky scoring his goal, which takes pride of place in my bedroom, amongst the many vhs's of old school porn, I must have a clear out, the ladies tend not to like it!

      I was reading your post thinking thinking I've read ppl posting stuff like that on fc, to be honest I don't mind it, just as long as the poster argues his point like an adult, rather than make a point and then go mute, that tends to happen a lot from experiences of various forums I've looked at, some ppl are just a little dumb in the head!
       
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    11. Chavhater01

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      So what was the conclusion about which back is more important, an interesting debate, well not really. I guess when things are going this well, then some will find anything to debate about.

      Ahh the Avb vs Sherwood debate, in my forum adventures, there were many angry exchanges on that subject. I was actually a bit of an Avb fanboy, I just wanted some stability at that time and although the football was dire, i did feel those played we bought with the Bale money weren't his signing and I felt a little for the guy as for Sherwood, I really didn't like him, the guy's a tool but he did a job for us, so can't be too mad, fuck it yes you can, did I mention I really didn't like him! I think I recognise a few names here actually from my adventures and having read some rather strange quotes on here especially about Poch, I now get that sarcasm is rife in here, sarcasm, the lowest form of wit...nah, there's always a time and a place for it!

      I'm with you on the copy and pasting mate, love others doing the work for me and me taking the credit for it and amazing the punters with my extraordinary research skills!
       
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      skiathospurs Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      I have signed ricky print as well Ltd edition 1 of 100,taken behind the goal,its a beauty
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      This is my fav tho
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      Greaves 63 cup winners cup final.
      I went to the greaves benefit,vip last year (best £80 i ever spent on spurs) met about 20 legends Jones,Gilzean,jennings,perryman,pratt,mabbutt,ossie,chivers,robbo,micky H,clive allen,the general and shreeves fucking star struck!especially ossie&stevie p.Got a book signed by the lot,never for ebay just for me.Not a collector but maybe more in the future?I have Ledleys testamonial programme bagged ready to catch him one day.I met half the current team when sherwood was dogging us,never bothered to get stuff signed,kane was still 17/18 at the time,puh missed out there,but it was NLD and wanted to get to the pubs!!
       
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    13. Dorset

      Dorset The Voice Of Reason Founding Member

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      We don't mention the name of the other place here, just in case the numpties decide to all pile in and poison our beautiful haven, then we would have to get a bit medieval on their bottoms. Yeah, we are doing amazingly well, apparently that is really bad because Real Madrid and other 'big' clubs will come after our boys, yep some of them really say that sort of shit. Also, we can expect many new lifelong Tottingham Spurs from White Heart Lane fans to jump on the bandwagon now we are regular Champions League qualifiers, and everyone knows that only CL counts, other cups are just tinpot.
       
    14. skiathospurs

      skiathospurs Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      I have no axe to grind with harry,avb or sherwood they were spurs and its not like they were taking us down,I am a big BMJ fan,this is all his foundations we are standing on now,i pin my hopes on whoever is manager at the time,i was going as a kid when we went down,so even sherwood and francis was all gravy!!Im really just not into working against the team by kicking them in public,I ll do that all day long to arse&the chavs,spammers and I have opinions but i wont put the boot in for fans of other teams to have a laugh at us.I find the whole wengeroke situation hilarious,they are sabotaging their own club,team,chances,fuck me they could win the cup,easily get top 4 still,and people actually want their team to lose to support an anti wenger agenda,fucking love it,helps us no end,carry on arsenal sounds like a fucking good film that !!

      Re the strange Poch quotes,people actually thought that shit,well still do,just they are waiting,waiting,waiting to jump in 1st sign of shit,and be right all along that he is shit and they were right,cos thats more important than THFC.

      Actually I am quite simple,i try to enjoy it all,i love to go when I can,drink,sing,stand have a good time even if we dont win,maybe in my angry 20s I may have been a moody cunt about losing,but nah not now,even just spending the day in N17 is fucking awesome for a laugh with mates.
       
    15. Dorset

      Dorset The Voice Of Reason Founding Member

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      Fucking fanboy. If I don't make it to the United game, it don't seem likely at the moment, can you get the Poch to sign one of the WHL urinal cakes for me? Ta so much.
       
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    16. skiathospurs

      skiathospurs Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      Mate when i go to arse game I am going to see what sort of adjustable spanner i may require for some signage and what bolts hold the seats on!!Fucking shame I am shelf upper for united,cos I would grab me some turf if i could get on the pitch,may still do!!

      You know I nearly phoned your missus for your address,I saw the same greaves print signed (not framed)about £20 I thought about suprising you,guess its not a suprise anymore so......
       
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      Dorset The Voice Of Reason Founding Member

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      Has to be the shelf for the last game innit! I have happy and painful memories of the shelf from the 70's when I used to be alive. I can't be having no surprises mate, fucking dodgy ticker can't cope with them buggers.

      I think I'll be coming up to the smoke for the last game, I'll watch it in the Gilpin, if I can't blag a ticket, I can't be dealing with all that noise in the Brickies. I'll meet you after and you can give me my urinal cake, signed by the whole team please.
       
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      Dorset The Voice Of Reason Founding Member

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      ... or even better, a urinal cake from the changing room that has been used by the players! I would treasure that and it would be a great investment, imagine how much something that the future saviours of English football had peed on would be worth in 10 years time.
       
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    19. skiathospurs

      skiathospurs Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      Yeah I had visions of you opening the tube with the greaves autograph in and "death by jimmy" headlines in the cambourne daily rag.

      You sir,shall have your cake and eat it.
       
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    20. Chavhater01

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      I have exactly the same print mate (Ricky), they must've done a re-issue, mine's limited to 500. Such a great pic.

      Damn, you really are a proper supporter. I've got various bits and pieces, a few signed shirts, which due to memorabilia saturation aren't worth anything but nice to have. Back in the day I would've been a gibberish wreck meeting all those guys, dribbling out the side of my mouth and unable to speak, well I'd probably say something but doubt it would've been a language unknown to mankind!
       
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      I was a very angry teenager, I broke many a thing whilst watching Spurs.

      I too loved Jol and as you say, he was the forebearer of where we are today. I didn't like Sherwood, coz he was an egotistical tool, everything seemed to be about him. Harry's team were a joy to watch and gave us some of the best football I've seen us play, however this young Argentinian is a step up and is bringing us the type of champagne football on a consistent basis without any seemingly club politics to taint anything, that I've craved for many a year.
       
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    22. Yid

      Yid Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      Brilliant.. the "forum who must not be named" the nasty voldermort of the Internet...

      That is sticking.
       
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      Pretty much a spot on history of the site, LOL.
       
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    24. skiathospurs

      skiathospurs Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      Suitablity application;
      Q1.where are you from
      Q2.have you ever used the terms roster,jersey,cleats,perimeter,uniforms,goalshot,player insertion,no bounce cycle kick,denial flag erection,felony card,equalization score,goal differential,soccer,all hail dorset,locker room,ball takeover,no bouncer strike,overtime,goalshot fail,
      Q.3 Have you ever bought Toblerone
      Q.4 Anchovies?eat them??
      Q.5 Hotspurs ??
      Q.6 Do you have a green door

      You may not understand the significance of some questions,we will just titter away though :p
       
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      So basically I've gathered all the information that's available to me and I've come to the conclusion, that you boys were all long time members of a once great site (Hogwarts) but was infected by a virus (named Voldemort) and you thought screw this, I'll answer the call of our once great leader (admin) who's set up the antidote to this virus (this place), because we can't be arsed to deal with the nutty mentalists that are spreading the virus?!
       
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      @admin... the Google synopsis for the site is ready bruv.
       
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      Welcome & enjoy!


      Disclaimer:

      Spurs have been performing magnificently of late & interest in the club has grown.Yet there has been plenty of negativity & downright ignorant posting at other fan sites. Therefore, a travel ban has been imposed. Those deemed "Sites of Concern" have been blacklisted . The impending extreme vetting is a normal procedure when migrants arrive from certain points of origin.

      Given that you are arriving from a such site, The Fighting Cock, which is inflammatory in nature, as opposed to the Docile domains, in the very near future, expect a very indiscreet & somewhat "thorough" examination from this site's Immigration & Border Patrol Services. It will occur when you least expect it. Nevertheless, you will need your proper documentation at the ready along with every bodily orifice exposed & attentive. The physical component of the vetting can be quite invasive, humiliating, & quite frankly, is non-negotiable. This mandatory procedure can only be waived if a personal post count of 25 is achieved with a minimum of 10 likes all within 72 hours of joining. So finally, in anticipation of this anxiety riddled & very uncomfortable procedure, bullets & orange gimp balls can be purchased from the Proper Spursy Shop. Again, welcome & enjoy!:)
       
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    28. conor1

      conor1 Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      That's pretty much it in a nutshell mate
       
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    29. Ted the Yid

      Ted the Yid Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      Welcome fella.

      1981 is the same year that my yidism began. FA cup Final watching it on TV whilst drinking shandy.

      Those were good days but now looking forward to more!
       
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    30. skiathospurs

      skiathospurs Well-Known Member Founding Member

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      I fucking knew it......:p
       

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