I don't care what you think, I especially don't care what that lupine septic cunt in the void that used to be another place thinks, I really, really don't care what the numpties who have been lifelong Tottenham Spurs fans since the club was formed in 2010 think - I fucking love the FA Cup. It is the competition I have loved since I was a kid back in the 60's. Going to FA Cup games anywhere was special and all bundling round to a mate's house whose dad had either nicked a colour telly or actually had a job, to watch all the other games and the final was triffic. Cup Final Saturday was the day the country stopped, everybody and his dog was watching it, none of this catch-up bollocks or recording it to watch later, real life was experienced in AR (Actual Reality) back in them glorious days.
As everyone knows, It was much better in the olden days, we were strong members of the EU, racists and nazis were starting to be put in the box that they are now oozing out of like toxic slime, the FA Cup final was always held on a brilliantly sunny day and someone's dad always had a colour telly, or you could threaten the Radio Rentals shop bloke with dire consequences if he didn't let you and your gang watch it., Woolworths had all the stuff you needed and was easy to escape from if the old bloke on security saw you you lifting the sweets or boot polish your master criminal plan had helped you obtain. Olden days rule!
The FA Cup is the very bollocks of the dog. It reminds me of the good old days spent pretending to be 18 in the pub, going to as many matches as I wanted because football was not the corporate pile of shit it is today, balmy summer days spent merrily kicking the bollocks out of NF marchers who like today's nazi cunts wanted my mates kicked out of their white country. Oh happy days!
I want us to win the FA Cup, failing that I don't want any of those cunt teams I hate so much winning it. In this weekend's games I am expecting a massive fight from Tranmere, it should be good. If Wolves can kick the Dippers in the left bollock after City did the right one last night - that will wobble them nicely. Bournemouth v Brighton should be tasty and the goons really don't like the seaside so a thumping from Blackpool would be luvverly jubberly.
The Champions League is all glitter and showbiz bollocks, lots of falling over and overpaid prima donnas acting the wanker - the FA Cup is real football.