Fuck I hate..........

[Yid]

...Lots of stuff to be honest but I'll kick it all off right now Sean Fucking Dyche...

Acrually I'm not sure its hate but I'd love to slap his pathetic ginger beard off his face, he is a whinging cunt and a victim of everything. He'd do well at the dippers...!!! OMG could you imagine that level of self pity...

Yeah, I think I hate those dipper slags... its just the self righteous attitudes of the fans and the entitlement they exude in every circumstance...

Oh, can I add another think I detest this oneas opposed to hate... that pathetic oxygen thief Gemma Collins... I don't think there needs to be an explanation for that one.

Please feel free to add Anchovies or Sprouts or Varna Sankara's as your pet hates...

Yid.

 

[Dorset]

A Aardvarks - they are total cunts
B Balconies - too high
C Clives - I knew 2 people called Clive and they were both wankers
D Not Daves, they are OK, Daleks - exterminating cunts that can now fly!
E Easter Eggs - too much fucking air and not enough chocolate
F Fucking loads of things
G Gooners, goes without saying
H Helicopters, noisy fuckers that the feds used to spy on me
I Incorrectness, luckily I have never experienced this
J Judas, I wanna know-ow-ow why he's such a cunt.
K Kuntry music
L Lists of things that people like/hate
M Medication, the red pills don't fucking work, the voices just laugh at them
N Nigels, of course, they're all cunts
O Orifices, yukky nasty things
P Poodles, if you must have a fucking dog, get a proper one like an Alsatian,
Q Queens and kings, princes - any fucking royalty
R Red things (see G Gooners)
S Stupid Brexiters/Facists/Racists/Xenophobes
T Things I missed off this list
U Unbelievably stupid Brexiters etc. (See Stupid)
V Very stupid Brexiters etc. (See Unbelievably Stupid)
W Windows - operating system , glass, in envelopes, of opportunity - all get right on my thruppnies.
X X? Any words that begin with X are fucking stupid, so on this list.
Y Yoghurt, it's just milk that has gone rancid.
Z Zebras, arrogant fuckers, they're just stripey horses.

 

[Dave]

Pandemics
Reality tv gobshites.
Politicians
People with "Notions"
Bad drivers
Boy/Girl bands who would sell their grannies to get famous..and then whinge that they're famous.
Jamie Carragher
Mixed Peel
Loud eaters
People who get offended by everything
Anyone connected with Arsenal
Stupid china cups that you cant fit your thumb into.
Liverpool fans
Teenagers who scream like deranged lunatics when they meet each other.
Race Walkers
Paying taxes
Chocolate bars that get smaller every year.
Blokes who always say it's not their round.
Golf clothes
Coffee cup stirrers that arnt long enough for the cups.
Young people who dont respect their elders
Salads in McDonald's
Parents who think good parenting means buying their kids iPads and iPhones instead of having a chat.
Donald Trump's orange head.
Getting old.

I might keep coming back to this thread cos I've got lots more. It's great therapy...

 

[Yid]

Pandemics
Reality tv gobshites.
Politicians
People with "Notions"
Bad drivers
Boy/Girl bands who would sell their grannies to get famous..and then whinge that they're famous.
Jamie Carragher
Mixed Peel
Loud eaters
People who get offended by everything
Anyone connected with Arsenal
Stupid china cups that you cant fit your thumb into.
Liverpool fans
Teenagers who scream like deranged lunatics when they meet each other.
Race Walkers
Paying taxes
Chocolate bars that get smaller every year.
Blokes who always say it's not their round.
Golf clothes
Coffee cup stirrers that arnt long enough for the cups.
Young people who dont respect their elders
Salads in McDonald's
Parents who think good parenting means buying their kids iPads and iPhones instead of having a chat.
Donald Trump's orange head.
Getting old.

I might keep coming back to this thread cos I've got lots more. It's great therapy...

That was my point..... I was accused on here by some of being grumpy..... after stating I was fucking grumpy..... so though I'd air some immediate frustrations.....

There will be more.....

 

[Havocc]

Pedants
Jumping on the bandwagon
Keeping up with the Joneses
Simply Red
People that can't use self-service checkouts
People who walk while staring at their phones and then stop
Those 'Spotted' pages on Facebook
That combination of skinny jeans, no socks and slip on shoes

 

[Yid]

That combination of skinny jeans, no socks and slip on shoes

I'd like to know what shoes are acceptable with skinny jeans because every time I wear them I look like a fucking set of golf clubs...

 

[Yid]

Home schooling is a bit shit...

I wouldnt mind doing it, but my kids schools have pushed out half arsed lesson plans and a handful of resources and they assume I'm not a proper whopper and know stuff about things...

I see some schools seem to have gor it better and are actually interacting with their students and supporting their learning. I dont underestimate the effort gone into making that type of thing happen, I just realise my kids schools haven't made that effort.

Luckily I do know stuff about things, but I know other parents who themselves won't be able to grasp what is supposed to be learnt let alone be able to convey that information to their unruly children...

Good teachers are worth their weight in gold, they are few and far between nowerdays IMO. While Lame'ella collects £70k a week for getting his labia massaged twice a day some of these poor fuckers struggle to earn that in a couple of years.

Rant over.

 

[J.spurs]

Great thread.
I hate:
-VAR
-the sherbet and mustard colored third kits "inspired by the history of the club" some of these clubs wear these days
-the Microsoft Office suite
-Trump
-weak beer
-meetings
-Most teams in the Premier League
-boring football
-not being able to go to bars/pubs/restaurants
-fucking know-it-alls
-when I act like a fucking know-it-all
-TV shows about some family of cretins shopping for a vacation home
-most TV shows, really
-fucking COVID 19.

But also, on a positive, but also somehow grumpy note, I love wearing a mask in public, and plan to continue after the pandemic.

 

[Dorset]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
.... bastards.

 

[Don Diaz]

Some absolute crackers in here - particularly like @Dave 's list, way better than Craig's.... a few off the top of my head and some from inside it.

Adrian Durham
Brexit
Chelsea fans, camping, and C'mon Eileen, take your pick I hate a lot of C's
Dexy's Midnight Runners
Everything to do with Trump
Facebook
Gooners
Hypocrites
Idiots who throw litter, especially McDonalds out of car windows.
Jazz
K Victor Kiam
Liverpool FC
Mange Tout
Nazi's
Olives, but not olive oil, that's delicious
Piers Morgan
Queuing
Red tape
Social Media
Trump
Umbrella's
V Parma violets
W Whisky - used to like it way too much, by the bottle rather than the glass in fact.
X spot the ball type competitions
Yanks - the bad ones, not the good ones.
Z beds or any form of temporary sleeping thing, hammocks included and Lilo air mattress thingy's

 

[Dave]

False tan
People who say irregardless.
People who are convinced Elvis is not dead (he's dead, he died having a monsterous shite).
Bono (But I do like U2)
Lee Evan's sweat. (The guy's a walking tap).
Celery
Fella's who greet a friend by calling them "Dog".
The fact that I've never been offered a Ferraro Rochet all displayed on a plate in a triangular mountain.
Bitchy women
Simon Cowell's wrinkle free forehead
Profiterolls (Bags of wind)
Wrestling (Threatrical Bolox)
Road works

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Wankers who drive with one arm out the window.
Fascists
People who blow their cigarette smoke in my direction.
People who are rude to hospitality and service workers.
Drivers/bike riders who drive/ride deliberately loud cars/bikes.
Stock, Aitken and Waterman - those cunts killed music.
Taylor fucking Swift.
Trump, Boris, Morrison (Australian PM).
Ghent - proper shithole.
Sydney - overrated cunthole of a city.
Sand, although I like the beach.
Beaches that don't have sand like your pebble beaches which are shit.
Pricks who own vicious dogs.
Bad manners.
Bad coffee - Starbucks, Costa and Caffe Nero should all be prosecuted for crimes against coffee.
Bad chocolate.
Slow golfers.
Conspiracy theorists.
Movie musicals.
God - if he exists is a proper cunt and can go and fuck his mother.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I'd like to know what shoes are acceptable with skinny jeans because every time I wear them I look like a fucking set of golf clubs...

Converse Chuck Taylor's mate, old school, pretty cheap and you can wear them with anything.

I refuse to let these millennial fuckers hijack our quality vintage wear.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Mormons
TV evangelists
Pentecostals
Seventh Day Adventists
Any cunt who says they'll pray for me.
Pricks who win stuff and thank Jesus/God in their acceptance speech.

All oxygen stealers.

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

Ok.
People who say 'literally' completely out of context.

 

[Dorset]

Ok.
People who say 'literally' completely out of context.

So, I literally hate those fuckers. So people who think mediocre bollocks is 'awesome'. So, cunts who start every sentence with 'so,.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

So, I literally hate those fuckers. So people who think mediocre bollocks is 'awesome'. So, cunts who start every sentence with 'so,.

And fucking ‘like.’

Like I went to the movies. Fuck off.

 

[Yid]

Haaaaahahahha, I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD...!!!

 

[Yid]

People who type in Capitals....!!!

Cunts.

 

[Don Diaz]

Made in Chelsea
Towie
Love Island
People who say 'don't you know who I am?'
(if you don't know who you are, we can't help you)
Marzipan
Badly behaving 'Brits abroad'

 

[Yid]

Covid spreading ignorant fuck pieces who wear a mask over their fucking chin, negating any benefit of actually wearing one...

I hate those pricks...

 

[Yid]

And fucking ‘like.’

Like, I went to the movies. Fuck off.

Punctuation Nazi's.....

 

[Don Diaz]

Punctuation Nazi's.....

people who can't speel and get 'their' 'there' and 'they're' confused........

 

[Dorset]

Punctuation Nazi's.....

Clever! But it is obviously important to point out to lower intellect chaps when there making grammatical errors, if their using they're when they should of used there, then there wrong and need to be told.

 

[Dorset]

Made in Chelsea
Towie
Love Island
People who say 'don't you know who I am?'
(if you don't know who you are, we can't help you)
Marzipan
Badly behaving 'Brits abroad'

Marzipan on a hate list? You are dead to me.

 

[Don Diaz]

Marzipan on a hate list? You are dead to me.

Hated it ever since going to birthday parties as a kid and they're cakes were covered in the stuff. Fucking horrible.

 

[Yid]

Hated it ever since going to birthday parties as a kid and they're cakes were covered in the stuff. Fucking horrible.

Im not a marzipan hater per se, but people who slaver the stuff on to cover up their shit baking skills. Their cunts...!!!

 

[Yid]

Although it was me who called it on, I feel the need to offer up a unilateral spelling and punctuation amnesty to all posters for the duration of this thread. I now feel massively under pressure to proof read and then quickly edit my posts to ensure their grammatical robustness.

 

[Dorset]

Hated it ever since going to birthday parties as a kid and they're cakes were covered in the stuff. Fucking horrible.

Cunt. We could have been allies. I would gladly have swapped my cake for your mazripan, but no, you were the sort of cunt who would throw the delicious almond gift from the gods in the bin where'nt you? If I was forced to go to birthday parties, I fucking hate parties, then they would always end in tears because I would do or say something considered cruel or rude. I fucking told them I didn't want to go to there fucking parties didnt' I? Then they bitched and moaned because I kicked the little cunt who threw his marzipan in the bin in the nuts. "you won't be invited to another party if you behave like that young Dorset' my mum would say, so I would kick a few more of the annoying little fuckers in the goolies. Fucking Brexiters, Trumpers, Anti-vaxxers and Anti-Marzipanners get right on my thrupps.

 

[Dorset]

Although it was me who called it on, I feel the need to offer up a unilateral spelling and punctuation amnesty to all posters for the duration of this thread. I now feel massively under pressure to proof read and then quickly edit my posts to ensure their grammatical robustness.

Of course mate, nobody here would be cruel to you just because you made a little grammatical faux pas . I am known for my empathy and tolerance, so you just post away and if I spot any little slip-ups i'll just keep quiet.