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Havocc

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Dorset

Dorset

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Do you think that funny American bloke will hire me to do his next run of NFTs? $4.5m? Yeah, I'd like a slice of that pie. Here's an example my work Donald, I think you were great, probably the best President ever and it's so unfair that they are trying to blame you for all the things you did. So if you want to do another run of NFTs before you go to prison just send me a down payment of a few hundred grand and I'll get to work - MAGA! Make America Gullible Again.
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Dorset

Dorset

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This has made me laugh all over Xmas. I was going to post it in the Politics doodah, but it's so fucking funny I think it belonge here. The Daily Express, champion of Brexit, EU hating comic for the hard of thinking, who have been predicting the collapse of the Euro and world's largest trading bloc for yonks, published this:

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'Scheming EU countries' - yeah right, how dare those forrinners plan a world-beating transport system, with high speed trains when the best way to do it is the Brexit way, cancel most of HS2 and use the money to fill in potholes in London.

'Betrayal' - All those nice Tory gentlemen and especially the Daily Express told us that when we left the evil EU we would still get all the benefits, they couldn't possibly have been lying, so this is the EU betraying the UK, bastards!

If I were a Brexitty type, I would boycott the EU, I wouldn't come here for my holidays - there's loads of forrins, the trains go too fast and you get dizzy, the roads are not full of potholes so you get where you want to be too early, the food is well dodgy, hardly anything deep-fried, the beer is cold, and some people even eat things like fucking olives!
 
Glenjamin

Glenjamin

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This has made me laugh all over Xmas. I was going to post it in the Politics doodah, but it's so fucking funny I think it belonge here. The Daily Express, champion of Brexit, EU hating comic for the hard of thinking, who have been predicting the collapse of the Euro and world's largest trading bloc for yonks, published this:

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'Scheming EU countries' - yeah right, how dare those forrinners plan a world-beating transport system, with high speed trains when the best way to do it is the Brexit way, cancel most of HS2 and use the money to fill in potholes in London.

'Betrayal' - All those nice Tory gentlemen and especially the Daily Express told us that when we left the evil EU we would still get all the benefits, they couldn't possibly have been lying, so this is the EU betraying the UK, bastards!

If I were a Brexitty type, I would boycott the EU, I wouldn't come here for my holidays - there's loads of forrins, the trains go too fast and you get dizzy, the roads are not full of potholes so you get where you want to be too early, the food is well dodgy, hardly anything deep-fried, the beer is cold, and some people even eat things like fucking olives!

Hope that's a jetski train from France to Ireland. If not I'll be disappointed!
 
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