Gareth Bale vs Micky van de Ven

[The Cryptkeeper]

Who you got over 30 metres, 50 metres and 100 metres?

Up until I saw this Dutch freak of nature I thought that Gareth Bale was the fastest guy I ever saw play top level football. But now I am not so sure.

I still suspect prime Bale was slightly quicker but holy hell, Micky V is white lightning and would give him some race.

 

[Yid]

Tough one... There's been some speed freaks for sure...

Lennon, Walker, Bale...

Funnily enough the ones that stick out for me were the slow ones...

Corluka... Mabbut... OG VDV...

All superb without being quick...!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Tough one... There's been some speed freaks for sure...

Lennon, Walker, Bale...

Funnily enough the ones that stick out for me were the slow ones...

Corluka... Mabbut... OG VDV...

All superb without being quick...!

Gascoigne, slow as treacle.

 

[Yid]

Gascoigne, slow as treacle.

Ginola, Modric

 

[Dorset]

Scotty Parker could do a very quick circle, dunno about straight lines though.