Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
How the fark are we 5th? After 25 matches we have recorded the lowest number of points since 2019! Last season we had 57 points, 20 more than now and we were in 3rd place after 25 games played, how in the name of Santa's hairy nutsack can we drop 20 points and just two places in the table?
It's jolly queer, everbody except Liverpool is more worser than usual. Looking at the top 6 places and the points achieved after 25 matches played we see:
I can't be arsed thinking up a statistical theory, it's Sunday morning and our visitors from England have left their fecking lurgy with us. What is your theory? I will use the Anne Elk Theory on Brontosauruses to explain this madness. Maybe every team except the Dippers have got worse and we are a little bit less pony than the others.
One more table to help you come up with your own theory about how our team (and a Brontosaurus) is "thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.". The number of points that each team in 5th place had bagged in the Premier League after 25 matches::
It's great that somehow we are still in the race for 4th, but how the actual fuck is it possible when 37 points is the lowest ever number of points for a team to be clinging onto 5th place?
It's jolly queer, everbody except Liverpool is more worser than usual. Looking at the top 6 places and the points achieved after 25 matches played we see:
I can't be arsed thinking up a statistical theory, it's Sunday morning and our visitors from England have left their fecking lurgy with us. What is your theory? I will use the Anne Elk Theory on Brontosauruses to explain this madness. Maybe every team except the Dippers have got worse and we are a little bit less pony than the others.
One more table to help you come up with your own theory about how our team (and a Brontosaurus) is "thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.". The number of points that each team in 5th place had bagged in the Premier League after 25 matches::
It's great that somehow we are still in the race for 4th, but how the actual fuck is it possible when 37 points is the lowest ever number of points for a team to be clinging onto 5th place?
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