Huddersfield Town A [PL] 12:30 Sat 30th September 2017

[Dorset]

We have a terrible Premier League record against Huddersfield Town - we have never beaten them!

We have a fantastic Premier League record against Huddersfield Town - they have never beaten us!

Huddersfield is up north somewhere, it's grim up north. This is our first Premier League encounter against them, but we have a dismal record against them in other leagues/competitions:

League Division One
34 matches played, Tottenham Hotspur won 8, lost 14 and drew 12.

FA Cup
3 matches played, Tottenham Hotspur won 1, lost 2 and drew 0.

League Division Two
2 matches played, Tottenham Hotspur won 1, lost 0 and drew 1.

League Cup
1 match played, Tottenham Hotspur won 1, lost 0 and drew 0.

All Competitions
In all the 40 matches Tottenham Hotspur have played against Huddersfield Town they have won 11 lost 16 and drawn 13 matches.

Let's sort that out on Saturday and prove we can score loads at Wemberleee! EDIT: WTF? Wemberlee? This game ain't a Wemberlee! What a doughnut!

 

[skiathospurs]

3 more points on the road will be luverly before october&set us up nicely.

 

[skiathospurs]

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[skiathospurs]

http://www.football.london/tottenha...chettino-dembele-winks-sissoko-press-13688170

 

[Don Diaz]

Just win lads that's all. They'll park the bus but a 1-0 will do, although I can feel 3-1 in my water.

I'm in Austria at the moment riding a motorbike up and down hills with sharp bends - it's what we do, anyway I was amused today when we went past a village called 'Wank' ....little things please little minds they say.

Can't watch the game otherwise I will crash, please post a nice report on our victory. COYS!

 

[Yid]

Another Harry hat trick

 

[Dorset]

Just win lads that's all. They'll park the bus but a 1-0 will do, although I can feel 3-1 in my water.

I'm in Austria at the moment riding a motorbike up and down hills with sharp bends - it's what we do, anyway I was amused today when we went past a village called 'Wank' ....little things please little minds they say.

Can't watch the game otherwise I will crash, please post a nice report on our victory. COYS!

Watch out for them Kangaroos mate! They're all over the place in Austria. I lived in Wien for a couple of years and one of my Austrian mates used to have a T Shirt about Austrian Kangaroos, some of the tourists from that place, you know the one, thought Austria was the same as Australia

It's nice Austria innit? I was surprised cos I thought was all snow and stuff but it was really fecking hot in the summer, swimming in the Danube, eating Kaiser wursts and supping beer with a serious amount of frothy head on it, triffic.

 

[Wotspur]

As far as Huddersfield are concerned, and tickets, this game is hot for people wanting to go, the thought being , perhaps Huddersfield won't be in the prem too long, and I've got to get there , it's a new ground to tick off the list. Yes I could have got there , just, but it's a 12.30 game so would have had to be on the road/Euston by 8 , and Callum had committed to reffing by the time those tickets became available. ......oh well my next away game will be Man Utd, trains already booked, got 1 ticket, just need to pick up a second !!
As for tomorrow a steady but hard fought 0-2 Kane and Erickson

 

[Glenjamin]

Just win lads that's all. They'll park the bus but a 1-0 will do, although I can feel 3-1 in my water.

I'm in Austria at the moment riding a motorbike up and down hills with sharp bends - it's what we do, anyway I was amused today when we went past a village called 'Wank' ....little things please little minds they say.

Can't watch the game otherwise I will crash, please post a nice report on our victory. COYS!

I was at a trade show yesterday with work and met a nice chap called Wan Qing . I shit you not!!

Game wise. Harry Hatrick for sure. Might even tap that triple captain button I'm so certain.

 

[skiathospurs]

Watch out for them Kangaroos mate! They're all over the place in Austria. I lived in Wien for a couple of years and one of my Austrian mates used to have a T Shirt about Austrian Kangaroos, some of the tourists from that place, you know the one, thought Austria was the same as Australia

It's nice Austria innit? I was surprised cos I thought was all snow and stuff but it was really fecking hot in the summer, swimming in the Danube, eating Kaiser wursts and supping beer with a serious amount of frothy head on it, triffic.

Austria is definatly his thing

 

[Dorset]

Doesn't anybody bother checking stuff anymore? I fucked this thread up totally, I showed it as a home game at Wemberlee and nobody could be bothered letting me know that was wrong. You are all fired as Beta Testers, I'll have to hire some Polish blokes to check my stuff at least they can be fucked not like you lazy Ingerlish bastards who all want a fair days pay for a fair hours work.

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Liam]

Let's do this lads! Bit gutted not to be going today as could have had a ticket but got some family commitments and there gonna be a busy period of games coming up with Real, Liverpool, and Manure in quick succession. Think we'll turn this lot over today. They have been strong defensively so far but haven't played us lot yet!!! Harry will rip them to bits!!!

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[NiceOneCyril]

They have been strong defensively so far but haven't played us lot yet!!! Harry will rip them to bits!!!

Agreed - they won't have an answer for Winksy. And Kane might give them some trouble too.

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

Lol harry doing the tongue thing,he can taste a goal!!

 

[Liam]

We've been a different gravy today. Winks looks quality, Eriksen and Kane do too!

let's get Harry his hat trick!!!

 

[Don Diaz]

Fucking ay!! I'm at the top of the Stelvio Pass and just checked the score!! Love this team.

Time for that Wank gif

 

[Chavhater01]

Great 20 mins, the rest has been a walk in the park. Barely got out of 2nd gear for the last hr of the game.

 

[skiathospurs]

http://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/pochettino-press-dele-kane-sissoko-13698162

 

[Wotspur]

Wake me up, before you go go
who Need Bale
When you've got Sissoko

I take no credit for this.
OI Liam, you could have had a ticket for this and you say it at 11.43 ffs do I have wings ! I hope it was used by someone !
I've got tickets and booked train for the Manu game, could be a very important game .

Great 2nd goal today, beautiful 1 touch passing and Harry's 2nd was orgasmic

 

[Liam]

Wake me up, before you go go
who Need Bale
When you've got Sissoko

I take no credit for this.
OI Liam, you could have had a ticket for this and you say it at 11.43 ffs do I have wings ! I hope it was used by someone !
I've got tickets and booked train for the Manu game, could be a very important game .

Great 2nd goal today, beautiful 1 touch passing and Harry's 2nd was orgasmic

Yeah the ticket got used in the end. Might be in touch with you closer to the united game! Was a walk in the park today and seemed like we didn't go to intense in the second half but three big points just before the international break. Let's keep this winning lark up once everyone returns.

 

[Dorset]

OK, so there was no need to go big to get a record score in the second half, it was a great win, we were totally in control - but, after the first half hour of as the NBC commentator called it - 'a masterclass of football' it was a disappointing hour. I wanted to see use bang in 10 goals. A great win for sure, we move up to 3rd, but I just wanted more, I'm a greedy cuntI I guess.
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Dele, what a cunt. He should be forced to wear an 'I am a cunt' hat for a week. Cunt. There was a lot of bollocks about how Aurier was a cunt for getting a 2nd yellow the other day, I disagreed with that for two reasons, the first yellow was bollocks and the second was just an acceptable risk when a player tackles like he does, not cuntish in any sense of the word. Dele's dive was totally and completely cuntish and got on my thrupnies hugely. I had a few chats with numpties in the other pace when I called out Bale for being a cunt when he started to fall over a lot, I don't ever want to see a player wearing our shirt being a cheating cunt.

Danny fucking who? Ben Davies and Kieran Trippier were adequate. If adequate means fucking brilliant, fuck off numpties!

The Huddersfield supporters were brilliant. They never stopped singing, maybe it's because their ticket prices are the lowest in the Premier League and so real supporters fill the stands not fucking rich tourists? They applauded Harry Kane off because they are completely not cunts, well done Huddersfield geezers. Their lowest season ticket price is £500 per year cheaper than ours at £199, less than £20 per game! That is what a ticket should cost for every game at every stadium in the Premier League.

Cost of being a football fan

 

[Chavhater01]

OK, so there was no need to go big to get a record score in the second half, it was a great win, we were totally in control - but, after the first half hour of as the NBC commentator called it - 'a masterclass of football' it was a disappointing hour. I wanted to see use bang in 10 goals. A great win for sure, we move up to 3rd, but I just wanted more, I'm a greedy cuntI I guess.
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Dele, what a cunt. He should be forced to wear an 'I am a cunt' hat for a week. Cunt. There was a lot of bollocks about how Aurier was a cunt for getting a 2nd yellow the other day, I disagreed with that for two reasons, the first yellow was bollocks and the second was just an acceptable risk when a player tackles like he does, not cuntish in any sense of the word. Dele's dive was totally and completely cuntish and got on my thrupnies hugely. I had a few chats with numpties in the other pace when I called out Bale for being a cunt when he started to fall over a lot, I don't ever want to see a player wearing our shirt being a cheating cunt.

Danny fucking who? Ben Davies and Kieran Trippier were adequate. If adequate means fucking brilliant, fuck off numpties!

The Huddersfield supporters were brilliant. They never stopped singing, maybe it's because their ticket prices are the lowest in the Premier League and so real supporters fill the stands not fucking rich tourists? They applauded Harry Kane off because they are completely not cunts, well done Huddersfield geezers. Their lowest season ticket price is £500 per year cheaper than ours at £199, less than £20 per game! That is what a ticket should cost for every game at every stadium in the Premier League.

Cost of being a football fan

I wholly agree, I too felt like a greedy cunt yesterday! After watching 20 mins of watching us destroy them with a vintage display of Dom Perrignon football, I was a little disappointed and how we totally took our foot of their throats. Our passing went to shit a bit and whilst in total control, I think we could've scored a hatful. Goal difference could prove vital come the end of the season and this was a chance to score a hatful. Alli had some nice moments but if I'm being ultra critical, a lot of the play did seem to break down around him and the dive was fucking embarrassing to watch!

All that being said, we won 4-0 and we had an away cl fixture in midweek and I guess there's an argument to be had, that we were conserving energy for tougher challenges ahead. Then again, it's an international break now, so who gives a shit about conserving energy!!