The Voice Of Reason
Fucking Black Friday. I have wanted one of they iPad doohickeys for yonks, I play around with looping guitar stuff on my proper ‘purer but it’s a pain in the bottom, I need Loopy Pro and that only works on iOS stuff. I checked YouTube and everyone said don’t buy an iPad cos new ones are coming - fuck those guys, what do they know? That nice Mr Bezos offered me a shiny new iPad Air with 14% off so of course I bought one. Oooh, why didn’t anyone tell me how good these things are? You bastards have been enjoying these things for fucking ages without telling me!