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I have a theory, it is my theory

Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
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I have a theory. It is not about brontesaurusses (brontersauri?). I think we all agree with Anne Elk on those chaps. Her theory that 'All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.' is one that is hard to refute.

No, my theory, which is mine, is that '30 to 40% of people are total wankers'. I do not mean that they literally masturbate, that percentage would be much lower because we all know that ladies of the opposite sex, who are of the female persuasion, do not fiddle with their private bits. I use the term 'wanker' in my theory, which is mine, to mean people of limited intelligence.

The evidence I use to prove my theory, which is mine, is as follows:

37% of the UK electorate voted for Brexit
32.8% of Spurs fans want Emerson to stay

 
Yid

Yid

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I think that's a very conservative estimate...!!!

This is only anecdotal, but 90% of the people I meet/know are wankers.

I would go as far to say that this scientific research cuts across another I conducted on a similar subject.

Post in thread 'Welcome Nuno' https://www.properspursy.com/talk/threads/welcome-nuno.1070/post-55722

I would suggest that there are levels of wanker/cunt that we as individuals can tolerate.

For instance, I don't consider Mrs Yid much of a cunt... I know that Members of her own family and many of her colleagues may consider her one but her levels of cuntishness I can tolerate...!!!

I think this is applicable across the populace where a small percentage are tolerable cunts/wankers and most simply are not...!!!
 
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J.spurs

J.spurs

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Two fascinating theories, but as we all know, theories generate their own contradictions. As Georgie Hegel and later Groucho Marx told us back before the internet, these contradictions are resolved through a dialectic.

So in the spirit of philosophy, I'll offer this: 90% of people are indeed total wankers. But only about 30-40% of people are total CCs.
 
Yid

Yid

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Two fascinating theories, but as we all know, theories generate their own contradictions. As Georgie Hegel and later Groucho Marx told us back before the internet, these contradictions are resolved through a dialectic.

So in the spirit of philosophy, I'll offer this: 90% of people are indeed total wankers. But only about 30-40% of people are total CCs.
I like this.

However I think as discussed in my thesis (yes, this was my thesis),CC is reserved for the utmost despicable mother fuckers you have encountered. That's not saying that my CC and your CC would be comparable because, as discussed, the TW (Total Wanker) and CC (Cock Cunt) scales work on a perception basis.

However, with the above being said, the general rule is for CC's to comprize of not more than a single digit % of the known (to the individual) populace.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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Your theory is flawed, Emerson is a fun, young, talent with precious little ability. However he held up a white smoke flare when we scored against Arsenal and given eleven or so years with Conte will turn into an incredible right wing back that has new found skills of passing, crossing, tackling, positional sense and shooting. He will also have retained his loveable 'running around like a headless chicken quality' which is so admired by the fans.

With regard to Brexit votes 100% of the 37% are wankers.
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

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I like this.

However I think as discussed in my thesis (yes, this was my thesis),CC is reserved for the utmost despicable mother fuckers you have encountered. That's not saying that my CC and your CC would be comparable because, as discussed, the TW (Total Wanker) and CC (Cock Cunt) scales work on a perception basis.

However, with the above being said, the general rule is for CC's to comprize of not more than a single digit % of the known (to the individual) populace.
Interesting. But I think CC is a fluid category--a BOAC can become a CC with time, experience, and situation. And there can be more CCs, or if you like TWs, in some times (now) and places (all around me).
 
Yid

Yid

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Your theory is flawed, Emerson is a fun, young, talent with precious little ability. However he held up a white smoke flare when we scored against Arsenal and given eleven or so years with Conte will turn into an incredible right wing back that has new found skills of passing, crossing, tackling, positional sense and shooting. He will also have retained his loveable 'running around like a headless chicken quality' which is so admired by the fans.

With regard to Brexit votes 100% of the 37% are wankers.
Now you've fucking started something...!!!
 
Dorset

Dorset

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It will be nice when the footballs starts eh? We can stop talking bollocks. I won't stop of course, there is so much bollocks to be spoken and so little time!
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

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It will be nice when the footballs starts eh? We can stop talking bollocks. I won't stop of course, there is so much bollocks to be spoken and so little time!
God I hope not
 
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