What a kettle of fish it must be for those beastly foreigners to learn Ingerlish, of course nobody in the Facist States of the Ex-United Kingdom gives a fuck about those beastly , dirty immigrants now, they're all getting kicked out and good riddance, we'll pick our own fruit ta very much. But, when we go off to Johnny-Foreignerland for our holidays - or we used to when the pound wasn't worth fuck-all, then we expect those dirty savages to speak proper Ingerlish, because we are far too important to learn how to make those silly noises they make innit? I started the last sentence with a 'But', I would have got beaten stupid at school for that. And, whoops, I done bad Ingerlish again, my psychotic English teacher would have been lashing out with his cane by now for starting a sentence with 'And'. Cunt. That's probably bad Ingerlish as well innit. Anyway, I was watching the telly last night ad they where talking about those evil gorilla-fiddlers, apiarists, about time those cunts were named and shamed I reckon. But apparently I was wrong in thinking that apiarists were some sort of monkey-maulers and I will now need to apologise to the bloke who makes our local honey - no, you can't have any it's for local Dorset country folk, not nasty townies like you, so fuck off and buy some of that putrid golden syrup from Tescos, that's more your sort of thing. What sort of stupid language uses a word like apiarist for a fucking bee-keeper, it should be beeiarist!