Black Sabbath are doing their last ever gig tonight in Birmingham, I would love to be there. The first time I saw Sabbath live I think I was about 14. Fucking blimey fuck, Ozzy is 68 years old, how the fuck is he still alive, I am a spring chicken of just 60 years but I modelled my early life on the great Satan Ozzy, drugs, alcohol, fags and more drugs, so how the fuck am I still alive? Am I still alive? Is he live or dead, are there thoughts inside his head? We used to believe that Ozzy really was the Prince of Darkness and would wear upside down crosses to Sabbath gigs to prove we were children of the Dark Lord, there were always loads of Christians protesting outside about long haired, dirty, hippy devil worshippers, it was fucking great and total bollocks because I used to wash my beautiful long air every day, never brushed it of course because I was so fucking cool in my 32 inch Lionels, afghan coat , black floppy hat and designer scruffy long hair! Yeah I did have long hair when I was alive! It's fucking bonkers really that as a teenager I believed in Satan but though the idea of a God was ridiculous, hmmm, apply a bit of logic to that and you come top with the answer that teenagers are fucking stupid, nothing has changed. Now I have you with me, under my power Our love grows stronger now with every hour Look into my eyes, you will see who I am my name is Lucifer, please take my hand Fucking magic!!!!!!!!