Well shit, now I have to hate Bournemouth. Kinda liked them.
I have a soft spot for Bournemouth, because it is in Dorset, sadly though it is a dreadful place full of pikeys who have travelled down from London or other pikey enclaves. Me and Mrs D were there yesterday for a Tesco Clubcard Voucher lunch at Zizzis, the lunch was very nice, especially as it was free, but after a quick walk along the seafront I got the hump with all the pikeys and their kids so we took the ferry over to Studland and had a stroll in the nature reserve, that's more like proper Dorset.
I wouldn't worry too much about Wheelchair spoiling it for Bournemouth, he will get injured on day one, or he will get nicked by the Dorset Plod for his usual drunken thug activities and he will find out that our Dorset magistrates are not as tolerant as those namby-pamby liberals in the big smoke and he will be banged up. His bottom will be safe from jailhouse love affairs as he is a ugly little fucker and nobody will want to play hide the sausage with him.
