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Jersey - No says EUFA!



The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
EUFA tell Jersey to fuck off

EUFA Have rejected Jersey's application to become an independent football nation - because they are not an independent state.

"Jersey cannot be considered as an independent state, the Jersey FA does not satisfy the admission criteria," Uefa president Aleksander Ceferin said"

Well, I ask myself because nobody really gives a fuck what about England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland then? Politics aside, they ain't not independent countries are they? They are autonomous regions of the United Kingdom, so EUFA is being a bit disingenuous - or what I like to call a cunt, so nothing new there is there?

The population of Jersey is 100,000 more than double that of the Faroe Islands which is an independent football nation. More geezers in Jersey than Andorra, San Marino, Liechtenstein and Gibraltar (also not an independent nation). Israel is a member of EUFA and is not by any stretch of the imagination in Europe, Kazakhstan and Russia ain't in Europe either, Azerbaijahn is sort of is a bit European.

Maybe Jersey did not stuff the brown envelope with enough tenners to satisfy the EUFA criteria, that would be unusual because the levels of corruption and tax dodging in the Channel Islands is high up on the DSOTAC (Dorset Scale Of Tax Avoiding Cuntishnes).