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Just a little rant, and some optimism.

Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
After the past 3 or 4 years, I had to ask myself - 'Oy you stupid old cunt, are you fucked about this anymore? Next year will the 60th year you've supported this team. What the fuck have you had to show for that support?"

4 FA Cups, fuck all since 1991
4 League Cups - fuck all since 2008
2 EUFA Cups - what the fuck was that?
0 League titles
0 Champions league wins

So, that's 10 trophies in 60 fucking years, that's not much is it? 4 tournaments every season to go for, so that's 10 out of 240 or 4.17%.

Since those total cunts Lewis and Levy took over, 22 years ago, we have one 1 league cup from 88 trophy opportunities,1 fucking win, a 1.25% success rate.

In my recent memory we have lost Berbatov, Modric, Eriksen, Bale, Walker, Trippier, Foyth and many others who have gone on to win trophies after leaving Spurs. Even fucking N'Dombele 'won' Seria A last season while out on loan. We have never replaced Modric, Harry Kane stepping up to take on some of his role as well as being the main striker, now we have lost him as well.

We have had a string of coaches, not managers over the past decade, we are now on our 11th coach of the ENIC era, not including hundreds of caretaker managers. Three or four of these blokes could have added to the piss-poor trophy tally if they had been supported by the cunts who own football corporation, not club, that's gone now.

So, will I carry on supporting Spurs this season? Of course I fucking will. I'll keep putting my hands into the fire, hoping next time it won't burn me.

OK, that's my ranting over, the Kane bollocks is done and dusted so I don't have to get involved in that stupid conversation, we have had three pretty good pre-season matches, let's hope we don't all fall into an echo chamber of gloom, desperation and general 'what the fuckness'. COYS! Ange is our man. The new VDV (ooh blasphemy) may turn out to be almost worthy of those initials.

This might not be our year, we have to give the Ozzy bloke at least a season before we make demands on him, but I am hoping for exciting, Spurs style football, not the fucking awful dross we have been subjected to for what seems like for fucking ever (whoops, ranting again). Players giving 100%, not fucking about with all that back passing and fucking around in our own half, that will make me happy, if the results come as well I'll be even happier, my mouth may even do that upwards thing that I believe is called a smile.

ENIC OUT! COYS!
 
Yid

Yid

Moderator
Founding Member
After the past 3 or 4 years, I had to ask myself - 'Oy you stupid old cunt, are you fucked about this anymore? Next year will the 60th year you've supported this team. What the fuck have you had to show for that support?"

4 FA Cups, fuck all since 1991
4 League Cups - fuck all since 2008
2 EUFA Cups - what the fuck was that?
0 League titles
0 Champions league wins

So, that's 10 trophies in 60 fucking years, that's not much is it? 4 tournaments every season to go for, so that's 10 out of 240 or 4.17%.

Since those total cunts Lewis and Levy took over, 22 years ago, we have one 1 league cup from 88 trophy opportunities,1 fucking win, a 1.25% success rate.

In my recent memory we have lost Berbatov, Modric, Eriksen, Bale, Walker, Trippier, Foyth and many others who have gone on to win trophies after leaving Spurs. Even fucking N'Dombele 'won' Seria A last season while out on loan. We have never replaced Modric, Harry Kane stepping up to take on some of his role as well as being the main striker, now we have lost him as well.

We have had a string of coaches, not managers over the past decade, we are now on our 11th coach of the ENIC era, not including hundreds of caretaker managers. Three or four of these blokes could have added to the piss-poor trophy tally if they had been supported by the cunts who own football corporation, not club, that's gone now.

So, will I carry on supporting Spurs this season? Of course I fucking will. I'll keep putting my hands into the fire, hoping next time it won't burn me.

OK, that's my ranting over, the Kane bollocks is done and dusted so I don't have to get involved in that stupid conversation, we have had three pretty good pre-season matches, let's hope we don't all fall into an echo chamber of gloom, desperation and general 'what the fuckness'. COYS! Ange is our man. The new VDV (ooh blasphemy) may turn out to be almost worthy of those initials.

This might not be our year, we have to give the Ozzy bloke at least a season before we make demands on him, but I am hoping for exciting, Spurs style football, not the fucking awful dross we have been subjected to for what seems like for fucking ever (whoops, ranting again). Players giving 100%, not fucking about with all that back passing and fucking around in our own half, that will make me happy, if the results come as well I'll be even happier, my mouth may even do that upwards thing that I believe is called a smile.

ENIC OUT! COYS!
Thank fuck you're back... the buttons C, U, N, & T have fucking worn out on my keyboard...!!!

Pitch the fuck in man...!!!
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Thank fuck you're back... the buttons C, U, N, & T have fucking worn out on my keyboard...!!!

Pitch the fuck in man...!!!
LIke the man said 'Hello, Hello, I'm back again, I'm back, I'm back.....' too creepy? I still like the old songs from the Leader, I'd batter the cunt into the next world if I ever saw him, but them tunes were catchy.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
OK, no need for the ranting anymore, after watching the weekend game I am turning up my optimism meter a notch or two. I think when Richarlison, Sonny and Madison - and Kulu probberly, start getting used to each other we will see some luvverly football and loads of goals. There were quite a few 'oooh nearly' moments to enjoy on Sunday. Vicario will get used to his defenders and be a good new Hugo - a Hugo with feet! Bissouma will grow into a new Dembele, and I don't know about the young whippersnappers Micky and Destiny, I hope they settle in nicely in the PL and be beasts. I thought Sanchez did some good stuff, when he's good etc. but he might not be staying. Romero will stop being a red card hazard with his new vic-captain responsibilities - even with the card risk I really like him. Perisic always has something to offer, he has great experience, vision and bangs in some luvverly crosses, maybe he'll be used more as a sub? I also like Porro and Lo Celso has not yet shown how great he can be, maybe this season. Dunno about Skippy, Dier, Hodgebodge, Tanganga, Sess, and there must be some sort of issue with Spence because nobody seems to want him.
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Lots of chat about him being an uperty cunt... too big for his boots etc...!!!
Got to be honest, after the Dele revelations and some others, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt on that, because who knows what's going on. But like I said in another thread about Parrott, if he's not good enough for whatever reasons, move him on. Best for all parties involved. Personally and professionally it can't be good for these boys to be in limbo at the start of every season.

On a purely footballing level, I think he's best used as a WB anyway, and BAP doesn't use wing backs.
 
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