Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
After the past 3 or 4 years, I had to ask myself - 'Oy you stupid old cunt, are you fucked about this anymore? Next year will the 60th year you've supported this team. What the fuck have you had to show for that support?"
4 FA Cups, fuck all since 1991
4 League Cups - fuck all since 2008
2 EUFA Cups - what the fuck was that?
0 League titles
0 Champions league wins
So, that's 10 trophies in 60 fucking years, that's not much is it? 4 tournaments every season to go for, so that's 10 out of 240 or 4.17%.
Since those total cunts Lewis and Levy took over, 22 years ago, we have one 1 league cup from 88 trophy opportunities,1 fucking win, a 1.25% success rate.
In my recent memory we have lost Berbatov, Modric, Eriksen, Bale, Walker, Trippier, Foyth and many others who have gone on to win trophies after leaving Spurs. Even fucking N'Dombele 'won' Seria A last season while out on loan. We have never replaced Modric, Harry Kane stepping up to take on some of his role as well as being the main striker, now we have lost him as well.
We have had a string of coaches, not managers over the past decade, we are now on our 11th coach of the ENIC era, not including hundreds of caretaker managers. Three or four of these blokes could have added to the piss-poor trophy tally if they had been supported by the cunts who own football corporation, not club, that's gone now.
So, will I carry on supporting Spurs this season? Of course I fucking will. I'll keep putting my hands into the fire, hoping next time it won't burn me.
OK, that's my ranting over, the Kane bollocks is done and dusted so I don't have to get involved in that stupid conversation, we have had three pretty good pre-season matches, let's hope we don't all fall into an echo chamber of gloom, desperation and general 'what the fuckness'. COYS! Ange is our man. The new VDV (ooh blasphemy) may turn out to be almost worthy of those initials.
This might not be our year, we have to give the Ozzy bloke at least a season before we make demands on him, but I am hoping for exciting, Spurs style football, not the fucking awful dross we have been subjected to for what seems like for fucking ever (whoops, ranting again). Players giving 100%, not fucking about with all that back passing and fucking around in our own half, that will make me happy, if the results come as well I'll be even happier, my mouth may even do that upwards thing that I believe is called a smile.
ENIC OUT! COYS!
4 FA Cups, fuck all since 1991
4 League Cups - fuck all since 2008
2 EUFA Cups - what the fuck was that?
0 League titles
0 Champions league wins
So, that's 10 trophies in 60 fucking years, that's not much is it? 4 tournaments every season to go for, so that's 10 out of 240 or 4.17%.
Since those total cunts Lewis and Levy took over, 22 years ago, we have one 1 league cup from 88 trophy opportunities,1 fucking win, a 1.25% success rate.
In my recent memory we have lost Berbatov, Modric, Eriksen, Bale, Walker, Trippier, Foyth and many others who have gone on to win trophies after leaving Spurs. Even fucking N'Dombele 'won' Seria A last season while out on loan. We have never replaced Modric, Harry Kane stepping up to take on some of his role as well as being the main striker, now we have lost him as well.
We have had a string of coaches, not managers over the past decade, we are now on our 11th coach of the ENIC era, not including hundreds of caretaker managers. Three or four of these blokes could have added to the piss-poor trophy tally if they had been supported by the cunts who own football corporation, not club, that's gone now.
So, will I carry on supporting Spurs this season? Of course I fucking will. I'll keep putting my hands into the fire, hoping next time it won't burn me.
OK, that's my ranting over, the Kane bollocks is done and dusted so I don't have to get involved in that stupid conversation, we have had three pretty good pre-season matches, let's hope we don't all fall into an echo chamber of gloom, desperation and general 'what the fuckness'. COYS! Ange is our man. The new VDV (ooh blasphemy) may turn out to be almost worthy of those initials.
This might not be our year, we have to give the Ozzy bloke at least a season before we make demands on him, but I am hoping for exciting, Spurs style football, not the fucking awful dross we have been subjected to for what seems like for fucking ever (whoops, ranting again). Players giving 100%, not fucking about with all that back passing and fucking around in our own half, that will make me happy, if the results come as well I'll be even happier, my mouth may even do that upwards thing that I believe is called a smile.
ENIC OUT! COYS!