The Voice Of Reason
Here we go, here we go, here we go! Big boy football now.
So Juventus, you have only conceded 1 goal in their last 16 matches eh? Allow me to introduce Mr Kane. If we can come home with a point it would be lovely, an away goal or two would be super lovely, 3 points would cause spontaneous jizzing and loads of us needing to visit the doctors because permanent erections can be seriously dangerous. We all know that Poch IS all that, but are Juventus? I've never heard of them or any of their players - apart form Czcszhchesney their number two keeper, I remember him, he was funny.