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Missspursteacher91
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I am a primary school teacher (year 5). I don't let children go to the toilet during lessons. Would this rule bother you as a parent?
conor1
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Wow. The only teneous link to Spurs is whether the kids are Yids or not. If they are, yes, let them go to the toilet. If not, no, let them piss themselves.
Rev John Ripsher
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Weird post for so early on the forum. Got anything Spurs related?
Liam
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I never understood why kids used to ask for permission to urinate at school. I just got up and went, no fucker tells 7 a year old me I can't piss when I need one.
Dorset
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Mrs D would sort 7 year old you out mate - she's fucking nails she is when she's doing that teaching bollocks .Did you know teachers are not even allowed to use weapons on kids these days? In my day the teachers would use backboard dusters, metal rulers, chairs - whatever came into their psycho hands, then after they had beaten you half to death you were supposed to say thank you. I got knocked unconscious by one of the mad fucker cos I wouldn't stop laughing while he was laying into me with a blackboard duster, one of them wooden fuckers, he got put on my list, he shouldn't have done that, he didn't like being on my list after I had left school.
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Missspursteacher91
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They are not 7, they are 9 and 10 and have ample times at break. It is good practice anyway for them to hold it in. It is so annoying when people can not sit through a 90 minute football match.
Don Diaz
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Is this thread for real??
Yid
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I pissed in my teachers shoe in primary school.
He was a horrible cunt and did all he could to bully the fuck out of me.
So when he got changed to put his hitec squash shoes of for PE and took us into the school hall I asked to go to then loo.... for which I again got shouted at... and pissed in his brogue.
Don't be mean to kids.
I toyed with shitting on his car when I got to high school....
Probably a bacon anyway.
He was a horrible cunt and did all he could to bully the fuck out of me.
So when he got changed to put his hitec squash shoes of for PE and took us into the school hall I asked to go to then loo.... for which I again got shouted at... and pissed in his brogue.
Don't be mean to kids.
I toyed with shitting on his car when I got to high school....
Probably a bacon anyway.
Dorset
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Possibly, who knows in the crazy world of Arthur Brown where he brings us Fire, Brexit and Trump. The entire world has gone Radio Rental so why not here?
I suppose it makes a change from anchovies, I always like mentally unstable posters, I don't know why that is because everyone knows I am like a rock in the ocean of mental stability, not even remotely mental me..
Dorset
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A mate of mine was a teacher yonks ago and a bunch of us went to his school's outward bound centre in the middle of nowhere in Wales. We were having a drink in the local pub, the blokes refused to speak English, they could of course but wouldn't because we were the English oppressors, yeah right, very oppressive we were, back in those days I wasn't as political as I am these days and I probably didn't even know Whales weren't fish let alone that is was a fucking country (which it isn't of course). Anyway, there was this tourist couple who were chatting to us and I alway remember that the bloke was a horticulturist from Harrogate and he asked us if we were all teachers - cos we were staying at the old school, closed of course because Thatcher had destroyed all the villages in Wales when she closed the pits and the youngest person in that unpronounceable place was about 60. So of course we said yes, and told him we were on a corporal punishment training course, learning how to beat children so it wouldn't leave marks, like on the soles of the feet and using rubber coated sticks, that was so funny. We had some jolly japes on that trip, maybe I will tell you some of the other things we got up to, maybe not, probably not.
Two types of people that get right on my tits, teachers, because of the child-hating fuckers that tried to educate me, and Tories, and goons, three types. Oh and ignorant astrology followers, those Pisces cunts are the worst, four, and almost the entire population of the planet, cunts all of them.
Two types of people that get right on my tits, teachers, because of the child-hating fuckers that tried to educate me, and Tories, and goons, three types. Oh and ignorant astrology followers, those Pisces cunts are the worst, four, and almost the entire population of the planet, cunts all of them.
deejbah
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It wouldn't bother me as I would instruct my child to piss into a bottle and then go and learn about the wonders of Urea.
Alternatively, I would instruct them to keep all the bottles and leave them on your desk as a lovely end of year present.
Alternatively, I would instruct them to keep all the bottles and leave them on your desk as a lovely end of year present.
Flump
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Oh good, I like this thread. It's a throwback to a previous place in a previous time when weirdos just turned up, joined in and then left, Remember Farmer Jim.
Havocc
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You should always let a child pee when they need. Accidents in front of other children can lead to bullying. Not urinating can also cause bladder infections. Remember, kids are distracted at school and only realise they need to go when they need to go
Yid
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Has anyone ever shit themselves when mortal?
I have done it twice.....
1st time me and the lads decided to meet up at my gaff about 19:30 before heading to the boozer on my estate on the way into town. Think I was 17/18 at most as were all the others and my mum and dad were relaxed with me going out drinking. Dad decided as I had the boys round to crack open this bottle of moonshine brandy one of his pals had brought back from Romania... unlabeled, corked and wrapped in clingfilm it looked shady as fuck. We all had 2 shots with my old man and this stuff was like dinrnking fire...
About 20:15 we made it to the boozer about half a miles trek from mine not without getting into a small scrap with a couple of the local scally cunts who we shoed off without too much drama.
I had 1 beer and within 20 mins one of the lads had fully passed out and I took it upon myself to do the right thing and take him home. I asked the lads to help to which they told me to fuck off so after trying to fight all of them I dragged him out to his gaff on the way back to mine.
Dropped him at his door and headed on home as I knew I was in big trouble and needed my bed.
By 21:00 I was back in bed and shitting myself throughout the night oblivious to the fact my mum had come home from work and was watching over me as I was forgetting to breath in my alcho coma, my dad had called her at work to say he was going out to look for somone who tried to rob him at gun point (he had carried on with the brandy).
One lad got hit by a car and ended up in A&E, 2 were arrested..... Fully naked, one woke up in his garage soaking wet head to toe and I pulled a trainspotting.
The lad I dropped off couldn't find his key so broke in and passed out on his front room floor. Apart from it wasn't his front room floor and his neighbours were pissed that he had fucked their double glazing cladding and was snoring his arse off and farting up their gaff.
My dad insisted to his dying day somone knocked on our front door and tried to rob him at gun point. And that the best course of action was to go looking for them and not call the police.
Fucking great night..... well 3 hours.
I have done it twice.....
1st time me and the lads decided to meet up at my gaff about 19:30 before heading to the boozer on my estate on the way into town. Think I was 17/18 at most as were all the others and my mum and dad were relaxed with me going out drinking. Dad decided as I had the boys round to crack open this bottle of moonshine brandy one of his pals had brought back from Romania... unlabeled, corked and wrapped in clingfilm it looked shady as fuck. We all had 2 shots with my old man and this stuff was like dinrnking fire...
About 20:15 we made it to the boozer about half a miles trek from mine not without getting into a small scrap with a couple of the local scally cunts who we shoed off without too much drama.
I had 1 beer and within 20 mins one of the lads had fully passed out and I took it upon myself to do the right thing and take him home. I asked the lads to help to which they told me to fuck off so after trying to fight all of them I dragged him out to his gaff on the way back to mine.
Dropped him at his door and headed on home as I knew I was in big trouble and needed my bed.
By 21:00 I was back in bed and shitting myself throughout the night oblivious to the fact my mum had come home from work and was watching over me as I was forgetting to breath in my alcho coma, my dad had called her at work to say he was going out to look for somone who tried to rob him at gun point (he had carried on with the brandy).
One lad got hit by a car and ended up in A&E, 2 were arrested..... Fully naked, one woke up in his garage soaking wet head to toe and I pulled a trainspotting.
The lad I dropped off couldn't find his key so broke in and passed out on his front room floor. Apart from it wasn't his front room floor and his neighbours were pissed that he had fucked their double glazing cladding and was snoring his arse off and farting up their gaff.
My dad insisted to his dying day somone knocked on our front door and tried to rob him at gun point. And that the best course of action was to go looking for them and not call the police.
Fucking great night..... well 3 hours.
skiathospurs
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I just took a shit and didnt ask anyone for permission,thats how I roll.Even did a courtesy open the window after.
Dorset
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What a gentleman you are, I bet you even put the seat back down after you've a wee wee. Opening the window was a nice Valentine's day present for your missus, you are new age man, respect!
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J.spurs
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Remember that guy named gazza? He would start a thread about Mongolian throat-singing or some shit and then disappear for three months. He was also obsessed with Jermaine Jenas and claimed to be Swedish (he wasn't.)
deejbah
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That entity was extremely entertaining.
Yid
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Shitting ya self is a life affirming process.
Dorset
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Yeah I am going to be Swedish as well, everybody should have the right to be Swedish if they chose. Swedish people are cool, especially fake Swedish people.
birdonaball
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Well this is an interesting blokey bit of chit chat 
Yid
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Spill the beans you must have a story to tell.Well this is an interesting blokey bit of chit chat
Dorset
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Just the usual thread diversion for an extremely daft post, though maybe it has got a bit 'blokey'. We normally send threads like this off in a food related direction, but due to the really strange topic it is quite natural that it veered off to the toilet, (where we always make sure the seat is not weed on and put back where the controllers of our souls like it). You know we're all just smutty teenagers in our brains don't you? I'm 61 in human years, which is about 13 in bloke years.Well this is an interesting blokey bit of chit chat
Style And Glory
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FWIW, it's not healthy to hold it no matter what your age.
Increases the chances of UTI's.
COYS
Dorset
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FAKE NEWS! Everybody knows you get UTIs and warts from kissing girls!
Rev John Ripsher
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Didn't Beckham shit himself during a game once and wipe himself on the pitch?
deejbah
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Lineker pooed himself.