Man City (A) Saturday 5:30pm

[Tottenhamlad]

Skipp and Dier are doubts.

WE MUST AT LEAST GET ONE POINT.

Where to start with the line up?

Japhet Rodon Romero Davies Reguilon
Winks PEH Bentacur
Kane Son

Time for Sonny to start performing again.

 

[Yid]

A P A T H Y . . .

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

We are going to get slaughtered.

5-0 City.

 

[ClemFandango]

Not that i'm much of a gambling man any more, but i was having a bored look at the odds on bet365.

Over 2.5 goals and both teams to score: 13/10
Over 3 goals in the match: 11/8
Over 4.5: 10/3

You can tell i'm expecting the worst

 

[Don Diaz]

We don't score against City unless Son plays, need his pace to get behind their defence.

Our defence will be torn a new one I expect.

sorry but 4-1 City. At least we beat them at WHL, again ha ha ha

 

[Glenjamin]

Sterling, Foden, Mahrez and De Bruyne are all on fire.... We be fucked!

 

[J.spurs]

Won't be able to watch this one, and I feel like I'm avoiding a disaster scene. Even if we weren't in such bad form, they're just toying with opponents at the moment.

 

[J.spurs]

Actually, will this one go ahead? Looks like you lot have gotten quite the blow job from Eunice...

 

[Glenjamin]

Actually, will this one go ahead? Looks like you lot have gotten quite the blow job from Eunice...

Just call it a draw and move onto Burnley.

 

[Yid]

Actually, will this one go ahead? Looks like you lot have gotten quite the blow job from Eunice...

Not been blown like this since my wedding night...!!!

 

[spurious]

Just call it a draw and move onto Burnley.

Neutral ground!

 

[Style And Glory]

7 - nil to Spurs
































Yes I have been sniffing glue & bingeing in my neighbours meth lab.

 

[Dorset]

7 - nil to Spurs
Yes I have been sniffing glue & bingeing in my neighbours meth lab.

Yay! That's the way to do it, just click our ruby slippered heels together and say "there's no place like away from home".

Remember the words of that famous inspirational song:

I believe for every drop of rain that falls.. some poor fucker loses his house in a flood
I believe that somewhere in the darkest night .. someone gets mugged
I believe above a storm the smallest prayer .. is a waste of time because it's all voodoo mumbo jumbo

Everytime I hear a new born baby cry,
Or touch a leaf or see the sky
Then I know why..I fucking hate the racket of crying babies, leaves block up the drains and the sky is just sky innit?

If we don't lose by a cricket score, I will be happy - no I won't, not unless I see a Graham Roberts level of commitment. That's all I want. I don't expect word class performances from our players, they are not that good, but I do expect that they put a fucking shift in.

 

[Havocc]

We will lose 4-3

Winks will get a hat trick and then 4 calamitous own goals, the best one being a new corner routine which involved adopting the ‘Flying V’ formation from Conte’s all time favourite movie ‘The mighty ducks’

However, Emerson trips over Doherty which causes Sanchez to giggle, forget where the ball is and pass it straight to Sterling who scores into an open net

Spurs release a DVD as Emilio Estevez insists on doing an introduction to the game

‘Quack, quack, quack, quack’

 

[J.spurs]

We will lose 4-3

Winks will get a hat trick and then 4 calamitous own goals, the best one being a new corner routine which involved adopting the ‘Flying V’ formation from Conte’s all time favourite movie ‘The mighty ducks’

However, Emerson trips over Doherty which causes Sanchez to giggle, forget where the ball is and pass it straight to Sterling who scores into an open net

Spurs release a DVD as Emilio Estevez insists on doing an introduction to the game

‘Quack, quack, quack, quack’

 

[Dorset]

I remember the days when I used to take Spurs seriously. Luckily I can see the funny side these days - until the red mist descends and the voices tell me to do the bad things. I would be apathetic but I can't be fucked. Today I am just going to laugh whenever the ball ends up back with Lloris from an advantageous free kick or our own corner, I was thinking of having a drinking game - every-time we pass back to Lloris I would have a drink, but Mrs D says she won't take me to the cardiology unit when my heart explodes.

Maybe it will all be tickety-boo and we will do the double over them.

 

[Dorset]

• 1 Lloris
• 4Romero
• 15 Dier
• 33 Davies
• 12 Emerson Royal
• 30 Bentancur
• 5 Højbjerg
• 19 R Sessegnon
• 21 Kulusevski
• 7 Son Heung-Min
• 10 Kane

Substitutes​

• 2 Doherty
• 6 D Sánchez
• 8 Winks
• 14 Rodon
• 22 Gollini
• 23 Bergwijn
• 27 Lucas Moura
• 42 White

 

[ClemFandango]

I like the look of that side, apart from Royal. We're still going to get twatted but a decent side.

 

[Tottenhamlad]

Not looking forward to this at all.

 

[ClemFandango]

Not looking forward to this at all.

We should start a sweep for how many goals we concede before we turn it off ..

 

[Havocc]

Variation of the Hoddle Xmas tree formation…..

 

[Yid]

I remember the days when I used to take Spurs seriously. Luckily I can see the funny side these days - until the red mist descends and the voices tell me to do the bad things. I would be apathetic but I can't be fucked. Today I am just going to laugh whenever the ball ends up back with Lloris from an advantageous free kick or our own corner, I was thinking of having a drinking game - every-time we pass back to Lloris I would have a drink, but Mrs D says she won't take me to the cardiology unit when my heart explodes.

Maybe it will all be tickety-boo and we will do the double over them.

YOU ARE ON... But only for the first half...!!!

I'm on my Exercise bike and I will do a full 60 second sprint everytime that happens...

Only for the first half though as a full 2hrs will destroy me.

It's 100% a race to the cardiology unit for me and you pal...

 

[Tottenhamlad]

We should start a sweep for how many goals we concede before we turn it off ..

To think we beat this lot with Nuno in charge and we kept a clean in sheet too.

Astonishing.

Why Royal at RB WHY?

Prove me fecking wrong Antonio!

 

[Tottenhamlad]

Ive downed 3 strongbows already.

Is that bad?

 

[Havocc]

 

[Tottenhamlad]

Looks like a 5-4-1 formation to me.

 

[Tottenhamlad]

WTF !!!!!

 

[Tottenhamlad]

ONSIDE !!! COYS

 

[ClemFandango]

Waaaaaahhhh ???

Get in!

 

[ClemFandango]

Urgh .. Lloris at fault there