The Voice Of Reason
What a stupid time to have a football match on a ferking Saturday! I was planning on going to this game, but how the feck am I supposed to get home from ferking Wembley in the middle of the night / Sunday morning?
This game doesn't mean a lot really, apart from pride. Beating city will fill the blokes with pridey stuff and we will go on to grab 2nd place and win the FA Cup, that will be nice. We are the only unbeaten Premier League side this calendar year (meaningless, but sounds nice),we have won six on the bounce in the premiership, let's make it seven!