The Voice Of Reason
The sausage machine is unsure about this one! The probabilities it squirted out are 38% Home Win, 29% Draw, 33% we win, fucking stupid sitting on the fence computer! I should have added a Spurs factor into the code, but that would break the unwritten rule of the Order of The Code Monkeys and Doug Pirhana might nail my head to the floor.
United are there for the taking, so we will win this 4-1