Manchester United (H) PL Fri 19th June 2020 20:15

[Dorset]

Will this game be played or become another victim of the Corona virus? Don't know, don't care ... much. Maybe if the Premier League decide to stop this year's competition and we kept 8th place that would stop us sliding into the arse-end of the league?

At the moment supporting Spurs is a bit like being bipolar, except the manic-depressive balance is bollocksed, there is plenty of depressive stuff but very little manic. Remember the Harry days where we would get thumped by loads or mullah the very bollocks off of the opposition? At least there was a possibility of watching a proper Spurs performance. Levy out. Mourinho out. Most of the players out.

Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United 15th March 2020

Tottenham Hotspur take on Manchester United, 15/03/2020 in the Premier League - Goalometer featured match preview

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[The Cryptkeeper]

We are no chance.

Forget this season. It's over.

 

[Yid]

I'm generally not a pessimistic individual....... honestly.......... it just seems whenever Spurs is mentioned I spout negative unfiltered bile....

There in form, we wouldnt know what form was it infected us with Covid-19....

Youd expect a reaction from being jumped last night.... well you would if you weren't pessimistic and used to witnessing heartless dross every fucking game.

I think they'll spank us 3 or 4 nill.....

 

[Glenjamin]

I'm generally not a pessimistic individual....... honestly.......... it just seems whenever Spurs is mentioned I spout negative unfiltered bile....

There in form, we wouldnt know what form was it infected us with Covid-19....

Youd expect a reaction from being jumped last night.... well you would if you weren't pessimistic and used to witnessing heartless dross every fucking game.

I think they'll spank us 3 or 4 nill.....

Bruno Fernandes will tear our back line apart. It could be messy!!

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

I'm generally not a pessimistic individual....... honestly.......... it just seems whenever Spurs is mentioned I spout negative unfiltered bile....

There in form, we wouldnt know what form was it infected us with Covid-19....

Youd expect a reaction from being jumped last night.... well you would if you weren't pessimistic and used to witnessing heartless dross every fucking game.

I think they'll spank us 3 or 4 nill.....

Only 3 for 4?

 

[Yid]

Bruno Fernandes will tear our back line apart. It could be messy!!

The real Fernandes.........

 

[BrooklynYid]

Play 11 players and hope we keep it within 3 goals. That's all I got.

 

[skiathospurs]

3-1 spurs,there I said it.

 

[Don Diaz]

No fucking idea, not one, not a scooby. Will it even get played? with fans? who knows, have we got 11 fit players that give a fuck, only a maybe.

Spurs 2-0. ha ha! well it's a funny old game isn't it, hilarious in fact.

 

[Yid]

Lol sitting here pissing myself that the best possible outcome to this match is a deadly global pandemic....

 

[Dave]

Well it looks like this is going to be our opening game around June 20th ? Only 4 points between us and Utd going into this one....Hard to call considering you dont know how players will react to zero atmosphere and fitness levels etc...i still think the fact that the league is resuming is absolute madness though.

 

[Glenjamin]

Well it looks like this is going to be our opening game around June 20th ? Only 4 points between us and Utd going into this one....Hard to call considering you dont know how players will react to zero atmosphere and fitness levels etc...i still think the fact that the league is resuming is absolute madness though.

Sissoko gives us the edge! Doesn't matter if there's fans there or not. That lad ain't gonna stop running.

 

[Don Diaz]

Lol sitting here pissing myself that the best possible outcome to this match is a deadly global pandemic....

There is a witch amongst us.........our very own Yoda, a meddler in the paranormal you say? Burn him at the stake.

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

There is a witch amongst us.........our very own Yoda, a meddler in the paranormal you say? Burn him at the stake.

It's JuJu mate I tells ya.

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Dorset]

How can we play? The positive test came from Tottenham, so according to the government rules, everybody who has been in contact with him has to self-quarantine for 14 days. Oh yeah, I remember, big money and shareholders, play on.

 

[Yid]

There is a witch amongst us.........our very own Yoda, a meddler in the paranormal you say? Burn him at the stake.

FUCK...... That's funny as fuck. Had it all kicked off at this point?

 

[Don Diaz]

Obviously it will be Lamela......

 

[skiathospurs]

Obviously it will be Lamela......

 

[Don Diaz]

FUCK...... That's funny as fuck. Had it all kicked off at this point?

Just about to full ‘lock down‘ was 24 March, coz no-one took Bojo seriously the previous weekend. It’s been a farce ever since.

 

[Dorset]

OK, time to start our comeback! The United blokes will be out of condition, not match fit, nervous about catching Covid 19, while our blokes will be ..... the same.

What will happen if one of the players tests positive before the game? According to that fat useless lump of lard PM, they will all have to go into isolation, because everybody they have been in contact with will be 'tracked and traced', I found it hard to type that without laughing, what a fuck up that is - so there's a chance that the restart, won't happen.

 

[Dave]

OK, time to start our comeback! The United blokes will be out of condition, not match fit, nervous about catching Covid 19, while our blokes will be ..... the same.

What will happen if one of the players tests positive before the game? According to that fat useless lump of lard PM, they will all have to go into isolation, because everybody they have been in contact with will be 'tracked and traced', I found it hard to type that without laughing, what a fuck up that is - so there's a chance that the restart, won't happen.

The whole thing is a joke imo. Firstly, anyone testing positive should be (according to government guidelines) quarantined for 14 days, not 7. But you would think that all other players and staff would have to do so too, but no, that's not necessary.. and why ? Because this is about one thing...money. This is about fulfilling contracts so that the fat cats and the sponsors get their pound of flesh. After that, it' just irrelevant.

 

[Yid]

So lads, I'm out...

It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth...

 

[BrooklynYid]

Don't worry guys, Mourinho's evil force will keep the virus away

 

[Dave]

Don't worry guys, Mourinho's evil force will keep the virus away

 

[spurious]

What will happen if one of the players tests positive before the game? According to that fat useless lump of lard PM, they will all have to go into isolation, because everybody they have been in contact with will be 'tracked and traced'

It's all fine lads, we don't press anymore. There will be no contact. We're the Covid poster boys and will show the world how to maintain distance. Sideways, backwards and safe.

 

[Don Diaz]

Do you think the players give much of a fuck and want to play for Mourinho and a Champions League place? I mean Kane probably does because he’s Spurs superman but many of the others?

 

[USspur]

if spurs ruin my summer by sucking... ill be back next year but it will really disappoint me

 

[Dave]

if spurs ruin my summer by sucking... ill be back next year but it will really disappoint me

 

[Dave]

I'm hearing Lo Celso is more than likely out for Friday....Any truth in this does anyone know ?