My office chair is literally a pain in the arse, I have only had the fucker for about a year, but I thought I would save a quid and buy a cheapish one, £60 in my world is not cheap, but it is in the real world apparently. So, I am buying a new one. Fuck geezers, it is £117 plus VAT, I get that nasty evil tax back from the feds, i don't pay that bollocks, but £117 of my money for a fucking chair? Oh well, the arse-ache and backache is getting on my tits now so it has to be done. The new one is upholstered using YIDARTEX, pucker! Truly fucking pucker. Even my chair will be a Yid! The choice of colours is black, wine (red) or blue, guess which one I am going for? The advert bar at the top of the forum has read my mind and is brainwashing me into clicking on the company I have been researching so I will obey! Clicky click! Now, to be nice to @admin, all you other blokes should not ignore the granny escorts, huge dildo and male incontinence adverts you no doubt have displayed for you, based on your browsing history. YIDARTEX fabric, fucking triffic!