New Song Thread

[Motspur Hotspur]

Not sure if we have one of these one here so here goes. One for Heung Min.

To the tune of sex on fire by Kings of Leon

Heeeuuuuung Miiiin
SON is on fire!

I think you can all figure that one out but just in case.

 

[skiathospurs]

Rhythm is a dancer
heung min son`s the answer
he score from anywhere...

 

[birdonaball]

I think we need one for Toby..... or do we already have one? Also Christian needs a new one IMO, the one he's got at the moment is too wordy!

 

[Don Diaz]

Toby badly needs a good chant.

what rhymes with Alder - vi - relled (phonetic)

 

[Don Diaz]

I think we need one for Toby..... or do we already have one? Also Christian needs a new one IMO, the one he's got at the moment is too wordy!

ha ha beat me by 3.5 seconds......

 

[birdonaball]

I would just use Toby, a LOT easier than his last name.

What about Kasier Chiefs 'Ruby' and just insert Toby instead.....We need one for tomorrow as he will score!

 

[skiathospurs]

Toby badly needs a good chant.

what rhymes with Alder - vi - relled (phonetic)

tears for fears "rule the world"

 

[Ted the Yid]

"And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Just to see Toby's 50 yard pass,
And to see the Tottenham score,
Alderweireld, Alderweireld,
Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireld."

 

[skiathospurs]

"And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Just to see Toby's 50 yard pass,
And to see the Tottenham score,
Alderweireld, Alderweireld,
Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireld."

kyle walker!!

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

tears for fears "rule the world"

So... (full chorus)

You can't take him
You won't break him
He plays for Tott'nam and he's blindin'
Everybody wants Aald
er ver elled

Or something like that I can't be bothered to work it out properly

 

[skiathospurs]

So... (full chorus)

You can't take him
You won't break him
He plays for Tott'nam and he's blindin'
Everybody wants Aald
er ver elled

Or something like that I can't be bothered to work it out properly

keep think the alderwierld goes where "everybody" is

something like ;
tobys got amazing hair.
wilshere`s shit & no one cares
alderwierld came to play for spurs

 

[Don Diaz]

This is all a brilliant example of why Toby hasn't got a song!!

Shout it...
Alderwiereld ...Alderwiereld.....Alderwiereld....Alderweireld
La la la la la la.....

 

[Ted the Yid]

kyle walker!!

Nothing wrong with a bit of plagiarism.

 

[Havocc]

He came to play at White Hart Lane
Toby, Toby
He came to play with Jan again
Toby, Toby
His hair is great, he's Tottenham true
Don't take him, he'll run you through
Alderweireld
Tottenhams Number 4

 

[Basskadet]

Toby badly needs a good chant.

what rhymes with Alder - vi - relled (phonetic)

Don't they know it's Christmas:

Al-der-weir-eld
He's a Yiddo every time
Al-der-weir-eld
He's a Yiddo every time


Spirit in the sky:

We are all Tottenham till we die
We are all Yids and we're telling you why
In Lilywhite, a cockerel on our chest
We wanna play for the club that's the best!

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

2 Unlimited No Limits

Toby, Toby - Toby, Toby - Toby
Toby Alder - VY - RELT (phonetic obviously!)

 

[Don Diaz]

2 Unlimited No Limits

Toby, Toby - Toby, Toby - Toby
Toby Alder - VY - RELT (phonetic obviously!)

You've got it....Perfect

 

[corroded]

I liked the Alderweireld one that was to Rock the Kasbah

I don't know how to spell it
Alderweireld, Alderweireld

 

[skiathospurs]

We sang it Dortmund And Amsterdam
You sang it in Renes And Azerbaijan
Mesut Ozil Dele`s laughing at you
We’re playing in Madrid And you lost in Baku

LOST IN BAKU LOST IN BAKU
WERE PLAYING IN MADRID AND YOU LOST IN BAKU

 

[skiathospurs]