Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Cunts. While you are all enjoying a glass of sweet sherry, watching Jools Holland and his drunk mates on the telly and telling the cunt with a piece of coal on your doorstep to fuck off - we will be landing at Cardiff airport. If you haven't been to Cardiff, don't. If you have then you will know what I mean. We will be staying overnight at the luxurious Holiday Inn Express, I expect there will be drunk folks there and I will hate it. Currently it is nice and sunny in Lanzarote, I like it here and want to stay, if I hide maybe they won't notice me? They will remove my all inclusive band from my cold dead hands! Cardiff? Fuck that for a game of staffs, at least I will be back in the county of God tomorrow morning, God will have missed me while I was away, I told the cunt he couldn't come because he had to stay home and keep the pikey townies out of Dorset, I hope he remembered to turn the heating on when it was a bit nippy last week.
Anyway, I will be laughing tomorrow morning and posting in loud capital letters which will make your hangovers seem like the end of the world, unless of course that nutter Trump and his pal Kimmy actually cause the end of the world tonight, then I will feel stupid and my fun will have been spoilt.
Anyway, I will be laughing tomorrow morning and posting in loud capital letters which will make your hangovers seem like the end of the world, unless of course that nutter Trump and his pal Kimmy actually cause the end of the world tonight, then I will feel stupid and my fun will have been spoilt.
