Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Tottenham Hotspur have faced Newcastle United in 45 previous Premier League matches.
Tottenham Hotspur Wins
Tottenham Hotspur won 18 of the 45 games played previously against Newcastle United in the Premier League, a 40% success rate.
Newcastle United Wins
Newcastle United won 21 of the 45 games played previously against Tottenham Hotspur in the Premier League, a 46.66% success rate
Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United have drawn 13.33%, 6 of their 45 Premier League games.
Highest Tottenham Hotspur win margin
The highest winning margin achieved by Tottenham Hotspur over Newcastle United in a Premier League game was 5, last scored in the game played on Saturday, 11 February 2012, the final score was Tottenham Hotspur 5 , Newcastle United 0.
Highest Newcastle United win margin
The highest winning margin achieved by Newcastle United over Tottenham Hotspur in the Premiership was 6, last scored in the game played on Saturday, 28 December 1996, the final score was 7-1
So this is very simple. We need to win 2 football matches, both at Wembley, against opposition that are safe in mid table. Easy eh? well lets fucking hope so, because right now our lads look like they've either a) hit a wall b) saving themselves for the World Cup c) lost their mojo d) aren't fit or e) all of the above.
Newcastle have been horrible opposition over the years and we've concede some poor goals against them including 6-1 and 7-1 defeats a few years ago. On balance we've also won 4-0 and 5-0 more recently, but this will not be an easy match. It's been a great season, or it will be a great season with some notable wins, if we win this and then the next. Just go and do it, no pissing about, sideways and back, no, incisive and forward. It's not like they've got Foster in goal is it?