North London Derby (A) 15 Jan @ 20:00 EPL

[Havocc]

Arsene Wenger was to meet his new girlfriend outside the Cinema at 7pm, at 9pm she had still not arrived, so he went home furious.

He phoned her up and said "what the fuck's going on? I waited for Two hours in the cold."

She said, "I am not going out with you now, we are finished".

"Why?" He asked.

She replied "One of my friends said you are a Pedophile."

"A Pedophile?" cried Wenger, "that's a big word for a Seven year old!!"

Lets Fucking Go!!

 

[J.spurs]

They're not great at the moment, but you can throw form out the window, etc. No idea what to expect from this one. I did see where one of the journos asked, and Ange agreed, that Tamworth's physicality on set pieces was good preparation for Kinsky given how Arsenal attack their corners and free kicks.

 

[Havocc]

We both had tough 120 minutes of football, but it’s that old adage. All form goes out the window for a derby

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

One of your best @Havocc

Is it odd that I read that in Arsene Wenger’s voice?

 

[USspur]

A midweek NLD really fucks with my ability to work in the late afternoon

 

[J.spurs]

A midweek NLD really fucks with my ability to work in the late afternoon

Already canceled a meeting.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

A midweek NLD really fucks with my ability to work in the late afternoon

For me, it’s almost a sure fire way to head off to work rightly fucked off.

 

[Yid]

This is a game we don't fucking need right now...

 

[Style And Glory]

In the peak Poch years, I felt every game was winnable. In fact, I expected us to win irrespective of the opponent.
With Jose & Conte, there was plenty of trepidation before a match such as this.

But with Ange, we may be lean in quality & numbers but then there are the ManC 4 - 0 & latest Liverpool 1 - 0 wins that seemingly come out of nowhere.
Sometimes you just don't know what your going to get from Spurs but the hope is still there.

 

[ClemFandango]

Apparently Richarlison is in the frame to play some part on Wednesday but it might be a bit too soon for Ben Davies.

 

[ClemFandango]

Werner has done his hamstring and will miss the game.

Clearly a good omen

 

[Yid]

Couldn't make it up...

 

[ClemFandango]

Literally any other club would accelerate any plans in this window to try and bring some more bodies in.

Instead we're perenially waiting on a player who's probably going to go to Juventus and we'll then claim on Feburary the 1st that it's "too hard" to sign anyone in January.

 

[Yid]

Literally any other club would accelerate any plans in this window to try and bring some more bodies in.

Instead we're perenially waiting on a player who's probably going to go to Juventus and we'll then claim on Feburary the 1st that it's "too hard" to sign anyone in January.

Or that there's no value in the market etc etc bullshit bullshit...

 

[BrooklynYid]

I think Havocc might be my soul mate.

 

[ClemFandango]

 

[Yid]

That finish was insanely good...

 

[ClemFandango]

It really was. To make it seem so casual as well. Really hope he can get his career back on track.

 

[ClemFandango]

I notice our former player is all over the media at the moment still whining about his treatment.

He’s even gone on Arsenal TV to claim it could be because of the colour of his skin.

I think Sir Les, Jermaine Defoe, The King, Danny Rose and Chris Hughton (amongst others) would probably have issue with that considering how highly the fans still regard them.

 

[Havocc]

Bernal over Maddison is a big call

 

[ClemFandango]

Well with Sonny’s current “form” we’re effectively starting with 9 v 10 outfield players.

Hope tonight is the night he proves me wrong.

 

[Havocc]

I notice our former player is all over the media at the moment still whining about his treatment.

He’s even gone on Arsenal TV to claim it could be because of the colour of his skin.

I think Sir Les, Jermaine Defoe, The King, Danny Rose and Chris Hughton (amongst others) would probably have issue with that considering how highly the fans still regard them.

Also, Figo had it 100 times worse.

Judging by his lack of England captaincy and the limited number of career opportunities in coaching, management, and punditry shows he is just a massive cunt.

 

[spurious]

Well with Sonny’s current “form” we’re effectively starting with 9 v 10 outfield players.

Hope tonight is the night he proves me wrong.

The man loves a derby!

Chicken man on the bench. Ange is saying he'll see some action. Here's hoping that's to run about and piss them off whilst we're protecting a three-goal lead.

 

[Havocc]

Here we go, here we go, here we gooooooooo

Good luck everyone.

 

[Yid]

Dragonlad... This is a NLD... Get a a fucking grip pal...

 

[ClemFandango]

Just boot the fucking ball ffs

 

[Havocc]

Nervy start

 

[Yid]

Yeah they're a million miles an hour right now and we don't look settled at all... Need to go longer and Son stand up and not fall over...

 

[Yid]

How is Sonny getting muscled by Trossard...

THIS IS A NLD LADS... A FUCKING NLD...!!!

 

[Havocc]

Someone call a time out!!!