Dorset
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Chickens vs Canaries! I hope we win, but I am not feeling the usual excitement I would about an FA Cup game. That manager bloke, the bald bloke and the performances are draining the will to live from me.
Chickens vs Canaries! I hope we win, but I am not feeling the usual excitement I would about an FA Cup game. That manager bloke, the bald bloke and the performances are draining the will to live from me.
skiathospurs
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I have the preview of the game right here.
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
I’m venturing into who gives a fuck territory.
Mourinho was an awful appointment and his management style is just not football.
Expecting a turgid game, decided by a solitary goal either way.
Mourinho was an awful appointment and his management style is just not football.
Expecting a turgid game, decided by a solitary goal either way.
Motspur Hotspur
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3-2 probably to them but you're guaranteed goals. I am going!
skiathospurs
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Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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The five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance are a part of the framework that makes up our learning to live with the one we lost. We seem to be at stage 5.
Don Diaz
Zero tolerance of Numpty's
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The European final of that fish football competition is at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium (formerly White Hart Lane) when they flood it in a Colisseum style on July 24th 2021, just after the World Tiddlywinks final and the week before the UK body surfing championships with artificial waves, that's how good the technology is at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. There's some football or other that starts again in August time that year.
skiathospurs
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Harry Kane (hamstring),Hugo Lloris (groin),Moussa Sissoko (knee) & Heung-Min Son (arm) are all continuing rehabilitation. Ryan Sessegnon (hip) has returned to training with the squad. Erik Lamela (thrush) will be assessed ahead of the game.
Don Diaz
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Brilliant........such a shame that he's a sufferer and with the split ends as well, because he has so much energy and can help the team on the 7 occasions that he is fit every season.
Dorset
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ahhh but was the so-called injury before Wolves a subtle wossiname ploy so he would be fresh for tomorrow's vital cup game? No, of course it wasn't. Wossisname don't do subtle does he? I expect to see a fully fit Lamella, Wanyama, N(ot)Dembele and Dier all racing around the pitch tomorrow, well ambling around except for Lamella. Or, maybe he should just pick those fish, they know how to score, and defend, and move, that would be better.
Dorset
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We either need a classic anchovy thread hijacking or more critters playing football.
BrooklynYid
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How on Earth does Lamela have thrush? I don't think I want to know the answer to that one. And likely 3-1 to the ferocious Canaries, because why not?
Motspur Hotspur
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Hugo
Tanganga. Toby. Sanchez. Jan
Aurier. Winks. GLC. Dele. Bergwijn/Davies
Lamela
4 - 5. - 1 pushed on. Tang has to cover for the enormous canyon Aurier will leave but playing Aurier as a RW means he can be a lazy shit defender as long as he can cross! The mf 3 of GLC, Dele and Lamela is more than capable of interchange with runs in behind.Tanganga. Toby. Sanchez. Jan
Aurier. Winks. GLC. Dele. Bergwijn/Davies
Lamela
Glenjamin
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Back to basics for me
----------Hugo---------
Aurier Toby vert Davies
Moura winks GLC lamela
----Parrot---bergwijn---
When it's going wrong 442!!!
----------Hugo---------
Aurier Toby vert Davies
Moura winks GLC lamela
----Parrot---bergwijn---
When it's going wrong 442!!!
Dave
If I lived here I'd be home now.
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He wont play Parrot, he hasn't got the balls....3 at the back...
Lloris
Sanchez Alderweireld Tanganga
Aurier Winks Lo Celso Lamela Davies
Dele
Moura
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
It's now at the point that if he picks the kid and he does well then Mourinho looks like an idiot.
Style And Glory
On My High Trojan Horse
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Even if he does pick him & Parrott does well, JM will simply say that "we tirelessly worked with thim & felt now was the right time to give him a go"..
Dorset
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I think you DO want to know! Watch out for them there yeasts, they sneak up on you when your not looking, like the bastard processionally caterpillars we have here - Mrs D says they can't jump from trees and attack me and they only do their processioning along the ground, but I like to be safe and never walk under trees and I am on constant lookout for ferocious yeasts sneaking into my pants.
Thrush is a fungal infection caused by Candida yeasts, and especially Candidaalbicans. It often affects women, but it can occur in men, too. ... When thrush occurs in males, it can affect the head of the penis and the foreskin. It can lead to inflammation of the head of the penis, known as balanitis.
Eeeeeek!
Dorset
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Motspur Hotspur
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I think you are all missing the point, if he (Mourinho) picks him (Parrott) and he (Parrott) does well then the great, stingy, Poch stabber in the backer (Levy) will start rubbing his hands together as it's another 100m saved and no need to buy another striker.
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
So basically because I consume a lot of beer and sandwiches there is a very high likelihood I have thrush. Is that what you are saying because I ain’t giving up sandwiches?
I don’t have a big penis so wouldn’t actually attract a lot of yeast. I think someone called it a chode once, in the gents. I had to look it up.
Don Diaz
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Parrott played and scored on Monday against Wolves U-23 in a 3-2 victory. A certain Maurizio Pochettino got the third goal.
Don Diaz
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I think it's a subtle but recurring joke, because he is so often injured for no apparent reason inferring he's a bit of a lightweight.......he was out with a broken finger nail earlier this year from memory
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
I love Lamela but Jesus he’s a soft cunt.
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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I thought I had a freakishly large gentlemen's appendage- until someone explained the difference between centimetres and inches.
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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Dave
If I lived here I'd be home now.
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Looks like a 4-4-2 but nervy about Vorm...dont like him. Stays glued to his line, Good to see Skipp included though....hope he plays well and shows a bit of grit.. .
BrooklynYid
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When the heck did we get Vorm back???? Skipp and Winks together! COME ON YE ENGLAND!
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
Super Jan.