I think you DO want to know! Watch out for them there yeasts, they sneak up on you when your not looking, like the bastard processionally caterpillars we have here - Mrs D says they can't jump from trees and attack me and they only do their processioning along the ground, but I like to be safe and never walk under trees and I am on constant lookout for ferocious yeasts sneaking into my pants.
Thrush is a fungal infection caused by Candida yeasts, and especially Candidaalbicans. It often affects women, but it can occur in men, too. ... When thrush occurs in males, it can affect the head of the penis and the foreskin. It can lead to inflammation of the head of the penis, known as balanitis.
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