One of these days..

[Dorset]

I'm going to cut you into little pieces....


No, whoops, sorry, I lost my train of thought. Of course I wouldn't do that, I haven't done that for ages, honest I won't cut you into little pieces - probably. What I meant to say was:

It's one of THOSE days! A TV extravaganza, Chavs v Scum, Scotland v Ireland and England v France in the Six Nations then us thumping Middlesbrough! Fucking brilliant. If Mrs D asks what time I want to go to Tescos today I shall reply 'Tomorrow', I'm fucking hard as fuck me, not scared of her at all!

 

[Liam]

I'm going to cut you into little pieces....


No, whoops, sorry, I lost my train of thought. Of course I wouldn't do that, I haven't done that for ages, honest I won't cut you into little pieces - probably. What I meant to say was:

It's one of THOSE days! A TV extravaganza, Chavs v Scum, Scotland v Ireland and England v France in the Six Nations then us thumping Middlesbrough! Fucking brilliant. If Mrs D asks what time I want to go to Tescos today I shall reply 'Tomorrow', I'm fucking hard as fuck me, not scared of her at all!

I been looking forward to today for over a week now. The Mrs dropped her patents off at the airport this morning and I took the little one for a stroll round ASDA to pick up the ingredients for the food she's cooking (and the beers the lads are gonna drink). Got a few people coming round for a day of food, drink, and football. No outlaws to judge me for having a beer in the presence of my new born baby too!

 

[Dorset]

I been looking forward to today for over a week now. The Mrs dropped her patents off at the airport this morning and I took the little one for a stroll round ASDA to pick up the ingredients for the food she's cooking (and the beers the lads are gonna drink). Got a few people coming round for a day of food, drink, and football. No outlaws to judge me for having a beer in the presence of my new born baby too!

I'm going to have my weekly beer this afternoon, yeah, pathetic, one beer a week, sometimes two, but I am paying for my bad old lifestyle now. I have bought a selection of IPAs and the funny thing is that before I just used to deck the buggers and I couldn't say if they were good or not, now I really enjoy them.

Both types of football today, I am totally, completely a Spurs fan, I don't have a second team that I follow, but I really like rugby as well, I don't support any particular team but I do have a soft spot for England, I was living in Australia when the 2003 World Cup was won by Johnny and that was triffic. It will take a bit of juggling today, I might have to record some of the rugby and watch it later as I don't want to miss any of the fight between the chavs and the scum, should be feisty, and obviously won't miss any of our game. What a day we have in store.

 

[Liam]

I'm going to have my weekly beer this afternoon, yeah, pathetic, one beer a week, sometimes two, but I am paying for my bad old lifestyle now. I have bought a selection of IPAs and the funny thing is that before I just used to deck the buggers and I couldn't say if they were good or not, now I really enjoy them.

Both types of football today, I am totally, completely a Spurs fan, I don't have a second team that I follow, but I really like rugby as well, I don't support any particular team but I do have a soft spot for England, I was living in Australia when the 2003 World Cup was won by Johnny and that was triffic. It will take a bit of juggling today, I might have to record some of the rugby and watch it later as I don't want to miss any of the fight between the chavs and the scum, should be feisty, and obviously won't miss any of our game. What a day we have in store.

Got a few bottles of 13 St James, hop House lagers in as they sound nice and hoppy, and a load of brewdog Punk IPA in too. There's plenty of cheap lager knocking about for everyone else too. Seems strange wanting the goons to get something out of a game but we could really do with them getting a draw at the very least. Both teams dropping two points would be ideal as long as we get the win at home to Boro. Enjoy the beer mate.

 

[Thfcire]

Got a few bottles of 13 St James, hop House lagers in as they sound nice and hoppy, and a load of brewdog Punk IPA in too. There's plenty of cheap lager knocking about for everyone else too. Seems strange wanting the goons to get something out of a game but we could really do with them getting a draw at the very least. Both teams dropping two points would be ideal as long as we get the win at home to Boro. Enjoy the beer mate.

Hophouse 13 is the pint I drink when I'm out ,it's nice considering it's made by Guinness lol

 

[Dorset]

Got a few bottles of 13 St James, hop House lagers in as they sound nice and hoppy, and a load of brewdog Punk IPA in too. There's plenty of cheap lager knocking about for everyone else too. Seems strange wanting the goons to get something out of a game but we could really do with them getting a draw at the very least. Both teams dropping two points would be ideal as long as we get the win at home to Boro. Enjoy the beer mate.

It's a dilemma innit? I can't want the scum to win, nope, not happening in my brain, but then the chavs? I suppose a draw would be the best result with 4 or 5 red cards. I can't be planning on a title challenge at this stage, but I REALLY want to finish above the scum, I REALLY want that and need it!

 

[skiathospurs]

It's a dilemma innit? I can't want the scum to win, nope, not happening in my brain, but then the chavs? I suppose a draw would be the best result with 4 or 5 red cards. I can't be planning on a title challenge at this stage, but I REALLY want to finish above the scum, I REALLY want that and need it!

The answer is a huge fucking sink hole.

 

[Yid]

It's a dilemma innit? I can't want the scum to win, nope, not happening in my brain, but then the chavs? I suppose a draw would be the best result with 4 or 5 red cards. I can't be planning on a title challenge at this stage, but I REALLY want to finish above the scum, I REALLY want that and need it!

Earth quake.... horrendous plane crash.... localised alien attack.... act of terrorism.... maybe not terrorism that's well shitty.... winger getting nicked by the plod under yew tree and Abramavich carted off for murderous crimes form his days in Russia.

 

[Don Diaz]

Chelsea 3-1 Arsenal least worst result if it wasn't a draw....?

 

[Dorset]

Chelsea 3-1 Arsenal least worst result if it wasn't a draw....?

Got to look on the bright side, the scum on a 2 match losing streak, they looked so flimsy to me. Only 2 yelliows I think in a chavs scum game? That's unusual. No passion, no fire, they're fucked. Peter Check forgetting which team he played for was well funny.

 

[Don Diaz]

Got to look on the bright side, the scum on a 2 match losing streak, they looked so flimsy to me. Only 2 yelliows I think in a chavs scum game? That's unusual. No passion, no fire, they're fucked. Peter Check forgetting which team he played for was well funny.

I haven't seen it, I'm at the England vs Grance game and then jumping on the motorbike to get home for 5.30 for our game. I'm with you on just finishing above Arsenal...about bloody time to be honest!!

 

[skiathospurs]

I haven't seen it, I'm at the England vs Grance game and then jumping on the motorbike to get home for 5.30 for our game. I'm with you on just finishing above Arsenal...about bloody time to be honest!!

Hope we win I hate the fucking Grench fuckers.

 

[Don Diaz]

Hope we win I hate the fucking Grench fuckers.

Guck off

 

[Dorset]

Great opening game in the Six Nations, Scotland were huge in defence, Ireland battered them for the entire second half but the sweaties held on for the win. Grand slam game in Dublin against England ain' t happening now. Gucking good job Scotland.

 

[Don Diaz]

Gucking Freat win

 

[Dorset]

I haven't seen it, I'm at the England vs Grance game and then jumping on the motorbike to get home for 5.30 for our game. I'm with you on just finishing above Arsenal...about bloody time to be honest!!

Mate you must have a very fast motorbike to get back by 5.30, which by my very shaky maths will be half time at Twickers - is it a DeLorean? I didn't know they made bikes.