I'm going to cut you into little pieces.... No, whoops, sorry, I lost my train of thought. Of course I wouldn't do that, I haven't done that for ages, honest I won't cut you into little pieces - probably. What I meant to say was: It's one of THOSE days! A TV extravaganza, Chavs v Scum, Scotland v Ireland and England v France in the Six Nations then us thumping Middlesbrough! Fucking brilliant. If Mrs D asks what time I want to go to Tescos today I shall reply 'Tomorrow', I'm fucking hard as fuck me, not scared of her at all!