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The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
I was just watching the darts on TV while I had my lunch and I found myself amused. One of the dartists apparently runs 15 darts academies helping young people develop their darting.

Do fucking what? Darts academies, really? I can understand what a football academy is all about, tactics, strategy, fitness, nutrition, ball control, stamina and loads of other stuff. What would the syllabus be in a darts academy?

  • Lesson One: Chucking darts at the board
  • Lesson Two: Buying and wearing pikey jewellery
  • Graduation
I used to play darts for a team but I gave it up when the soppy cunt who managed it asked me to cut down my drinking because it was affecting my dart lobbing ability, I was pretty good until I got to the totally steaming drunk stage then no cunt in the pub was safe, especially from my special 'reverse over the shoulder chuck it and don't give a fuck where it ends up' throw, I of course told this soppy cunt that he was a sad wanker, because only sad wankers manage pub dart teams and told him to fuck off and that the stupid game was affecting my drinking, not the other way round.