It's all a bit surreal innit? A home game against Real Madrid in the Champions League! How fucking brilliant is that? I know we all have dreamed about this sort of football for yonks - but this is fucking real! We go into this game as leaders of the so-called 'group of death', do what? Yes, we are the top banana, the cherry on the top of the cake, they are the ones who have to worry, fucking Ratfish boy and the orange tosspot will be wetting their nappies. Ronny will be spitting his dummy out and throwing all his toys out of the park on Wednesday, wanker.
I am excited as fuck about this game, we know we can beat them, I would be chuffed as fuck with a draw, but I am confident we will win! COYS!