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Religious Outrage!

Dorset

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As a worshipper of the almighty Sausage Roll, who was sent from Greggs so we could eat our sins, I am outraged at the Christians who have called for a boycott on the holy church of St Greggs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/b...sus-sausage-roll-christmas-2017-a8055896.html

Fucking brilliant. I laughed out loud when I heard that on the radio yesterday, I did not 'lol', because I don't 'lol', because I have a brain bigger than a pea and I am not 12 years old. Personally I don't think a sausage roll is any less silly than the nonsense gibberish of any mainstream religion. I am all for religious tolerance and if folks want to worship a sausage roll then they should be allowed to without being persecuted for their beliefs.
 
Don Diaz

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As a worshipper of the almighty Sausage Roll, who was sent from Greggs so we could eat our sins, I am outraged at the Christians who have called for a boycott on the holy church of St Greggs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/b...sus-sausage-roll-christmas-2017-a8055896.html

Fucking brilliant. I laughed out loud when I heard that on the radio yesterday, I did not 'lol', because I don't 'lol', because I have a brain bigger than a pea and I am not 12 years old. Personally I don't think a sausage roll is any less silly than the nonsense gibberish of any mainstream religion. I am all for religious tolerance and if folks want to worship a sausage roll then they should be allowed to without being persecuted for their beliefs.
ha ha I wondered how long that would take......heard the same thing and laughed out loud, they put the sausage roll in the crib apparently. Brilliant. The Monty Python crew would be proud.
 
skiathospurs

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As a worshipper of the almighty Sausage Roll, who was sent from Greggs so we could eat our sins, I am outraged at the Christians who have called for a boycott on the holy church of St Greggs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/b...sus-sausage-roll-christmas-2017-a8055896.html

Fucking brilliant. I laughed out loud when I heard that on the radio yesterday, I did not 'lol', because I don't 'lol', because I have a brain bigger than a pea and I am not 12 years old. Personally I don't think a sausage roll is any less silly than the nonsense gibberish of any mainstream religion. I am all for religious tolerance and if folks want to worship a sausage roll then they should be allowed to without being persecuted for their beliefs.
lol :)
 
Motspur Hotspur

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It's an incredibly bad piece of design, that's what's ercking me! I mean t would work if the replacement part was a turkey sandwich, that's a bit more Christmas lead but for sods sake a sausage roll! How did that ever get through?! What a bunch of wallies.
 
Dorset

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It's an incredibly bad piece of design, that's what's ercking me! I mean t would work if the replacement part was a turkey sandwich, that's a bit more Christmas lead but for sods sake a sausage roll! How did that ever get through?! What a bunch of wallies.
Actually a Wally would have looked good in a crib, I like a Wally I do. For those of a northern persuasion, like Mrs Dorset, who don't know what a Wally is, it's a pickled cucumber wot us sophisticated southerners eat. I had to explain it to her on our last visit to Spain, don't they learn there kids nuffing in Northern?
 
wilson

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Well now all I can think about at work is Greggs sausage rolls. Now my salad lunch looks even shitter than normal.

To the pub for lunch I goo! Salad binned.
 
Dorset

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#9
I can't wait for their Easter campaign, a delicious Cornish Pasty nailed to a stick? Must be done.

I know folks will be surprised to hear that I like Greggs bakery products, sometimes on needs a break from Foie Gras and Caviar and sending one's butler out for a cheese and onion bake and an Eccles cake is just the ticket.
 

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