Religious Outrage!

[Dorset]

As a worshipper of the almighty Sausage Roll, who was sent from Greggs so we could eat our sins, I am outraged at the Christians who have called for a boycott on the holy church of St Greggs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/b...sus-sausage-roll-christmas-2017-a8055896.html

Fucking brilliant. I laughed out loud when I heard that on the radio yesterday, I did not 'lol', because I don't 'lol', because I have a brain bigger than a pea and I am not 12 years old. Personally I don't think a sausage roll is any less silly than the nonsense gibberish of any mainstream religion. I am all for religious tolerance and if folks want to worship a sausage roll then they should be allowed to without being persecuted for their beliefs.

 

[Don Diaz]

As a worshipper of the almighty Sausage Roll, who was sent from Greggs so we could eat our sins, I am outraged at the Christians who have called for a boycott on the holy church of St Greggs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/b...sus-sausage-roll-christmas-2017-a8055896.html

Fucking brilliant. I laughed out loud when I heard that on the radio yesterday, I did not 'lol', because I don't 'lol', because I have a brain bigger than a pea and I am not 12 years old. Personally I don't think a sausage roll is any less silly than the nonsense gibberish of any mainstream religion. I am all for religious tolerance and if folks want to worship a sausage roll then they should be allowed to without being persecuted for their beliefs.

ha ha I wondered how long that would take......heard the same thing and laughed out loud, they put the sausage roll in the crib apparently. Brilliant. The Monty Python crew would be proud.

 

[skiathospurs]

As a worshipper of the almighty Sausage Roll, who was sent from Greggs so we could eat our sins, I am outraged at the Christians who have called for a boycott on the holy church of St Greggs.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/b...sus-sausage-roll-christmas-2017-a8055896.html

Fucking brilliant. I laughed out loud when I heard that on the radio yesterday, I did not 'lol', because I don't 'lol', because I have a brain bigger than a pea and I am not 12 years old. Personally I don't think a sausage roll is any less silly than the nonsense gibberish of any mainstream religion. I am all for religious tolerance and if folks want to worship a sausage roll then they should be allowed to without being persecuted for their beliefs.

lol

 

[skiathospurs]

Fuck you Greggs,beat this !!

 

[Liam]

Fuck you Greggs,beat this !!

Winner winner pork meat dinner!

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

It's an incredibly bad piece of design, that's what's ercking me! I mean t would work if the replacement part was a turkey sandwich, that's a bit more Christmas lead but for sods sake a sausage roll! How did that ever get through?! What a bunch of wallies.

 

[Dorset]

It's an incredibly bad piece of design, that's what's ercking me! I mean t would work if the replacement part was a turkey sandwich, that's a bit more Christmas lead but for sods sake a sausage roll! How did that ever get through?! What a bunch of wallies.

Actually a Wally would have looked good in a crib, I like a Wally I do. For those of a northern persuasion, like Mrs Dorset, who don't know what a Wally is, it's a pickled cucumber wot us sophisticated southerners eat. I had to explain it to her on our last visit to Spain, don't they learn there kids nuffing in Northern?

 

[wilson]

Well now all I can think about at work is Greggs sausage rolls. Now my salad lunch looks even shitter than normal.

To the pub for lunch I goo! Salad binned.

 

[Dorset]

I can't wait for their Easter campaign, a delicious Cornish Pasty nailed to a stick? Must be done.

I know folks will be surprised to hear that I like Greggs bakery products, sometimes on needs a break from Foie Gras and Caviar and sending one's butler out for a cheese and onion bake and an Eccles cake is just the ticket.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Christians (and all other religious folk, vegans too) can suck my filthy.