Return of the caption thread

[skiathospurs]

"Stand up if you hate arsenal"

Or
Wenger: "he only cost 5mill
Bould :he`s better than Ozil"
Poch:we`ve got dele alli

 

[Don Diaz]

Wenger - look I'm trying this shitting 3 points thing and it hasn't worked, now who's nicked my water bottle, I've got nothing to throw.....

 

[Chavhater01]

"Stand up if you hate arsenal"

Or
Wenger: "he only cost 5mill
Bould :he`s better than Ozil"
Poch:we`ve got dele alli

Wenger "Well this sucks, talking of sucking, I wonder if I can suck myself off"

 

[skiathospurs]

Pochettino:

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

Nothing to see here, move along, MOVE ALONG!

Or

We are still in this Europa league race,
We are still in this Europa league race,
We are still in this Europa league race,
We are still in this Europa league race,
We are still in this Europa league race,
We are still in this Europa league race,
We are still in this Champion League league race AAAARRRRHHH!

 

[Sneeky]

Wenga: it's got to be my turn, you lot hide......
1 shit player...
2 shit players...
3 shit players....

 

[Dorset]

Il y a un gap,
Partout il y a des gaps
Il y en a un ici
sur le planter
un gap...
partout...
les gaps
Ne peux-tu pas les void?
les gaps?

 

[Dorset]

I've missed this bad boy thread!

Trippier: It goes 1,2,3, it's a waltz you silly cunt - and I'll lead because I'm a man.

 

[Glenjamin]

I've missed this bad boy thread!

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Trippier: It goes 1,2,3, it's a waltz you silly cunt - and I'll lead because I'm a man.

Ozil - mmmm I'm having a piece of wilshires ass in the shower after this.

 

[Dorset]

Ozil - mmmm I'm having a piece of wilshires ass in the shower after this.

Natsy, nasty, nasty - that has upset me, he IS looking hungrily at the nasty little creature's asrepart! Yeeek, I'll have nightmares now.

 

[Don Diaz]

His mothers a frog....his mothers a frog....Mesut Ozil.....his mothers a frog.

 

[skiathospurs]

lamela " you fucking pussy"
you can never beat the original !!

 

[Finchbee]

Lamela - "Your just a shit Jordan Henderson"

 

[Yid]

Ozil: Oh no that little thug is doing his best to embarrass us even further... I'm off to the happy place I have just spent the last 90 mins hiding... happy place... happy place... mmmmmmmmmm...

 

[deejbah]

Jack Wilshire ends the game with another unsuccessful takeon.

 

[Sneeky]

Bump....

 

[Yid]

Bump....
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Tiki tiki tiki......

 

[Glenjamin]

Bump....
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Poch - Coochie coochie coo
Dracula - aaaaahhhhh stop Mauricio I hate the tickles

 

[skiathospurs]

Well more what is Poch`s wife thinking about Levy and son

 

[Don Diaz]

Well more what is Poch`s wife thinking about Levy and son

No-one looks very happy do they?

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

When the DJ announces the buffets open at your cousins 30th

 

[USspur]

When the DJ announces the bar is reopening at your cousin's wedding after dinner

fixed it for you

 

[USspur]

Well more what is Poch`s wife thinking about Levy and son

"I wonder how far he can put that bald head up my toosh"

 

[USspur]

Bump....
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Casually walking away from your drunk ass friend hailing a cab whilst he makes a fool of himself yelling at the ones that won't let him in

 

[USspur]

I've missed this bad boy thread!

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Trippier: It goes 1,2,3, it's a waltz you silly cunt - and I'll lead because I'm a man.

Lamela "Yeah, I fucked your mum. Never called her back, either"

 

[Yid]

Red bull..... give you wings...!!!

My God, if you photoshop a red bull logo on that bottle and send it to them....

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Don Diaz]

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Fuck that for a game of soldiers, that glass would be brown if I was up there

 

[skiathospurs]

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"There used to be a football club over there"