Richarlison

[ClemFandango]

Looks like he was having some off-field issues after all but a good move to get some help.

https://x.com/thespursweb/status/1701867767752745028?s=46

 

[spurious]

It's easy to forget that these guys are human, pretty young and often without anyone in their lives who are there to support them.

 

[ClemFandango]

It's easy to forget that these guys are human, pretty young and often without anyone in their lives who are there to support them.

Yeah I think a lot of the time the money and the status of some of these players essentially clouds people's judgements to the point where they almost don't see them as real people.

 

[MarinoSpurs]

Positive-proper centre forwards goal yesterday-He should take a lot of confidence form it and hopefully he can move forward. He is in the best place, team mates that seem to support him.

 

[ClemFandango]

Could potentially explain a lot ..

Richarlison: Tottenham forward to have surgery on pelvic injury

Tottenham forward Richarlison confirms he will have surgery on a pelvic injury after "suffering for eight months".

www.bbc.com

 

[Havocc]

Hurt his pubis apparently, is that Brazilian for vagina

 

[Dorset]

Could potentially explain a lot ..

Richarlison: Tottenham forward to have surgery on pelvic injury

Tottenham forward Richarlison confirms he will have surgery on a pelvic injury after "suffering for eight months".

www.bbc.com

I am going to be a total cunt now - of course. He says he is going to have surgery on his pubis, did he mean pubes, if so then Emerson can give him some Brazilian tips. Poor old Lamella took some stick for his frequent vaginal injuries, now Richarlison is going to get it too.

Seriously, yeah, that could explain his lack of form, let's hope his pubes get better soon and he starts showing us some of the magic we know he can produce. I Googled pubis problems and found Symphysis pubis dysfunction, which cause pain between the anus and the vagina, so he probably hasn't got that, but if he has, I won't judge him. It's more likely Osteitis pubis - inflammation of the symphysis joint of the pelvis, which sits under the mons pubis. It often occurs in athletes, it's a rare condition and require surgery in 5-10% of cases.

 

[spurious]

Didn't Skippy just have surgery on his pubis? I vaguely recall giggling about it at the time.

If so, perhaps the mindset that Conte alluded to is something more prosaic going around the clubhouse?

 

[ClemFandango]

I am going to be a total cunt now - of course. He says he is going to have surgery on his pubis, did he mean pubes, if so then Emerson can give him some Brazilian tips. Poor old Lamella took some stick for his frequent vaginal injuries, now Richarlison is going to get it too.

Seriously, yeah, that could explain his lack of form, let's hope his pubes get better soon and he starts showing us some of the magic we know he can produce. I Googled pubis problems and found Symphysis pubis dysfunction, which cause pain between the anus and the vagina, so he probably hasn't got that, but if he has, I won't judge him. It's more likely Osteitis pubis - inflammation of the symphysis joint of the pelvis, which sits under the mons pubis. It often occurs in athletes, it's a rare condition and require surgery in 5-10% of cases.

I do remember when Lamela revealed that he’d been carrying a pretty serious back problem for almost a year.

I don’t know how long Richarlison will be out but I’d like to think Johnson will get a good run in the side now with maybe Gil as his backup.

But with Sonny doing so well as striker, if Richy comes back fully fit and pain free, do we give him another shot in the middle and move Sonny back out to the wing ?

 

[Dave]

Ouch, Sounds painful!! The Brazilian may need a Brazilian for that op...
FYI..
The "Brazilian" was invented by Anita Bush.

 

[Style And Glory]

FYI..
The "Brazilian" was invented by Anita Bush.

Thanks Dave.

 

[USspur]

In an interview with that will air soon, Emerson Royal revealed Richarlison's mistake with his former coach, Antonio Conte
Emerson: "He arrived late at the meeting on the day of the game, and the guy [Conte] 'or, do you want to say something? Do you want to apologize to the team?'. He asked the other kids who had arrived late too, the kids said sorry, then he got to him, he was supposed to apologize, right? Then he said 'ah, I think I need more minutes' (ah, I think I need more minutes). I think he understood that the guy asked if he had something to talk about, then he started saying that the formation we played in was shit, he said a couple of things." Richarlison: "I came out saying everything that came to mind. 'I need more minutes', 'this formation is no good', I didn't adapt, 'this formation is shit' ( this formation is shit),I started talking, then the guys behind started laughing. I didn't understand what he had asked, I started saying what I had already rehearsed."

 

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[J.spurs]

Massive respect for that. Rooting for him more now than ever before. Kinda wonder what the club make of it though.

 

[spurious]

Massive respect for that. Rooting for him more now than ever before. Kinda wonder what the club make of it though.

Doesn't matter what the club think. He has a contract, so if he wants to stay, he stays. Ange is the coach, so if he's good enough, he plays.

We still need another striker.

 

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[Yid]

Injured on international duty... Mark these words...

 

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[jaxdermot]

Richarlison on Instagram: "-1000 de AURA 😅"

275K likes, 67 comments - richarlison on July 25, 2026: "-1000 de AURA 😅".

www.instagram.com

our next Captain ??

 

[USspur]

Sell his ass

 

[J.spurs]

I'd have thought he'd be one of the first ones out the door this summer, but no real problem if he stays as long as he’s ok with a reserve role.

 

[Dave]

I'd have thought he'd be one of the first ones out the door this summer, but no real problem if he stays as long as he’s ok with a reserve role.

Thought Moyes might have been interested tbh...

 

[SpursStone]

Seems like he's off to Turkey (Trabzonspor) for three times the wages he's on with us.

 

[J.spurs]

Seems like he's off to Turkey (Trabzonspor) for three times the wages he's on with us.

Apparently we've turned down an initial bid, maybe they'll come back in with another. Hopefully they didn't spend all their money on Salah.

 

[SpursStone]

Apparently we've turned down an initial bid, maybe they'll come back in with another. Hopefully they didn't spend all their money on Salah.

Apparently will be sorted this evening one way or the other...

This'll be concluded in a few hours one way or the other, as the player registration for European competitions ends tonight. The fact that transfer window in Turkey doesn't shut until Friday is irrelevant here

 

[Yid]

Seems like he's off to Turkey (Trabzonspor) for three times the wages he's on with us.

Fucking prick... I'm so far done with him, he's been next to fucking useless since he got here...

 

[Ted the Yid]

Apparently there first offer was something like £8.7m, quite a bit short compared to the £35m we had agreed with Everton.

His comments the other day were cringy as fuck. Sucking up to the Everton fans when all along he just saw the dollar in Turkey

 

[Dave]

Apparently there first offer was something like £8.7m, quite a bit short compared to the £35m we had agreed with Everton.

His comments the other day were cringy as fuck. Sucking up to the Everton fans when all along he just saw the dollar in Turkey

I don't think he knows what he wants!
If he does go, that's a good thing for us in terms of the playing squad and getting rid of dead wood because imo, he is a prime example of dead wood at THFC.
I wouldn't say he never tried or lacked effort as such.
I just think he's simply not a very good player...and hasn't been of PL standard for a very long time. He's done well out of us.
The Turkish league is more his standard tbh...