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Rooney - Drink driving.

Dorset

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What a total cunt. ANYBODY caught drinking and driving should have their vehicles seized and sold off to help pay the wages of the poor fuckers who have to deal with the results of their cuntish actions, the nurses, plod, ambulance men all have put up with the carnage. Murder charges should be raised against them when they kill innocent people because they are such stupid cunts they think they can drive drunk.

Drunk drivers should be jailed and have their licences revoked for fucking life. It is fucking selfish and moronic. Stopping them doing it again might save someone's life, possibly their own, but I really don't give a fuck about them.

Rooney has enough money to get a fucking taxi, he has enough money to employ a team of fucking drivers 24/7. Cunt.

There is no excuse, ever, for drinking and driving.
 
Rev John Ripsher

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Cannot add a word to that. You are absolutely correct.
 
Havocc

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You are absolutely correct. Now watch while he gets a fine, unlike any other non-famous person.
 
skiathospurs

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Koeman: "I need you to work on your free kicks Wayne."

Rooney: "Got any tips?"

Koeman: "Try and copy Marcos Alonso."
 
skiathospurs

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What a total cunt. ANYBODY caught drinking and driving should have their vehicles seized and sold off to help pay the wages of the poor fuckers who have to deal with the results of their cuntish actions, the nurses, plod, ambulance men all have put up with the carnage. Murder charges should be raised against them when they kill innocent people because they are such stupid cunts they think they can drive drunk.

Drunk drivers should be jailed and have their licences revoked for fucking life. It is fucking selfish and moronic. Stopping them doing it again might save someone's life, possibly their own, but I really don't give a fuck about them.

Rooney has enough money to get a fucking taxi, he has enough money to employ a team of fucking drivers 24/7. Cunt.

There is no excuse, ever, for drinking and driving.
In my defence I was only 20 and so pissed I didnt even know I was in a car.Thank fuck you werent the magistrate.I did my time,my only ever offence,never had a parking ticket or any other on my license,and in the 80s wasnt quite as socially irresponsible as now.

forgive me.
 
Dorset

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In my defence I was only 20 and so pissed I didnt even know I was in a car.Thank fuck you werent the magistrate.I did my time,my only ever offence,never had a parking ticket or any other on my license,and in the 80s wasnt quite as socially irresponsible as now.

forgive me.
Mate, I did it myself when I was young and stupid. But if I had killed someone I don't think I could have lived with that. We were all stupid once, but everybody knows now how fucked up drink driving is, it is impossible not to know, we probably didn't back in those innocent days.
 
Don Diaz

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Mate, I did it myself when I was young and stupid. But if I had killed someone I don't think I could have lived with that. We were all stupid once, but everybody knows now how fucked up drink driving is, it is impossible not to know, we probably didn't back in those innocent days.
....One for the road?......how mental was that??!
 
Dorset

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....One for the road?......how mental was that??!
Totally mental. I remember my da and his mates sinking loads of pints and saying 'ABC - Arseholes to Barabra Castle' then driving off. People used to say shit like "I drive better after a couple of pints, I'm more relaxed" . Yeah, I bet that lorry driver was relaxed when he killed 8 people on the M1 last week. I got threatened with the sack donkey's years back when I took my bosses keys away from him, he killed himself in a drunken crash a couple of months later and people thought I was a cold bastard when I said "good, now he won't kill anyone else".

Penalties need to be severe, they only seem to be if someone actually dies. The ambiguity needs to be removed and the limit set to zero. How many times have you heard wankers say you can have 3 or 4 pints and be OK? The total fucking stupidity that you can be under the limit in England, drive over the border into Scotland and be over the limit is mental. The UK seems to have a higher limit than any other European country, England more than Scotland. Funny that, I thought we were controlled by the EU? I'm sure I heard that somewhere. England's limit is 8 times higher than Estonia and Mongolia!
 
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Koeman: "I need you to work on your free kicks Wayne."

Rooney: "Got any tips?"

Koeman: "Try and copy Marcos Alonso."
Ouch...made me spit my tea out. Gallows humour at its best. I would have marked it funny, but I'm too pissed off at both of them.
 
Yid

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Proper cunt, who clearly thinks rules do not apply to him.

He shouldn't have been a lowed to procreate.
 
Dorset

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Why are the media referring to the terrifyingly unattractive tart who was with Rooney as the 'kiss and cuddle' girl? She was 'targeting' Premier League players o'sleep with' and provide her with the lavish lifestyle she liked - so she is a prostitute then, not a 'party girl' or a 'kiss and cuddle' girl'?
 

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