Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
I will admit it publicly, I love rugby and especially the world cup. It is one of the few sports I can watch and enjoy regardless of who's playing. I am not really bothered about England or Ireland doing well (OK I am a bit bothered and would like one of those teams to win) and obviously don't care about Scotland or Wales. Watching a sport where blokes don't roll about on the floor in agony when an opposing player almost touches them and respect the authority of the officials is great.
Being massively OCD I appreciate the structure of the game, none of this headless chicken stuff we get in football, which I obviously also love but I can't understand the tactics or strategy involved and am totally lost when you experts talk about positioning and stuff - whoosh, right over my head. I know what I like but ask me where a player should be and I will just say on the pitch. Rugby is different, I know where everyone should be, I know what they should be doing and played well it's nice and tidy, like a dinner table with the chairs all set straight, the knives and forks in the right place, the wine bottle in the dead centre of the table - Mrs D likes the chairs at an angle, but I always mover those fuckers back to their rightful place.
I won't be betting on Japan to win, butI know they will put on a great show and their team will play exciting, fast, clever rugby. Hopefully they will mullah Russia today and start the tournament nicely. Tomorrow should provide two cracking games - France v Argentina and New Zealand v South Africa. I will be checking the kick off times 'cos I thought our game in Greece the other night was a normal 8.00 kick off, luckily Mrs D told me it had started and I only missed the first half, sorry, I admit it, I missed 45 minutes, I will go and sit on the naughty step.
We have visitors arriving tonight, luckily they are lady types and they like rugby innit? Plus the weather here is set to be be poxy so it could be rugby and beer for me and vino rosada for the ladies! I might invite ourSpanish neighbours in to watch a game, that would be funny, trying to explain the rules in English is hard enough doing it in my rubbish Spanglish would be fecking impossible..
Anybody know how to record streams off the Interweb thingy? I suppose ITV will have the games on catchup so I'll have to try and avoid the NZ / SA result tomorrow when we are destroying Leicester - I love rugby but not more than watching Spurs of course.
Being massively OCD I appreciate the structure of the game, none of this headless chicken stuff we get in football, which I obviously also love but I can't understand the tactics or strategy involved and am totally lost when you experts talk about positioning and stuff - whoosh, right over my head. I know what I like but ask me where a player should be and I will just say on the pitch. Rugby is different, I know where everyone should be, I know what they should be doing and played well it's nice and tidy, like a dinner table with the chairs all set straight, the knives and forks in the right place, the wine bottle in the dead centre of the table - Mrs D likes the chairs at an angle, but I always mover those fuckers back to their rightful place.
I won't be betting on Japan to win, butI know they will put on a great show and their team will play exciting, fast, clever rugby. Hopefully they will mullah Russia today and start the tournament nicely. Tomorrow should provide two cracking games - France v Argentina and New Zealand v South Africa. I will be checking the kick off times 'cos I thought our game in Greece the other night was a normal 8.00 kick off, luckily Mrs D told me it had started and I only missed the first half, sorry, I admit it, I missed 45 minutes, I will go and sit on the naughty step.
We have visitors arriving tonight, luckily they are lady types and they like rugby innit? Plus the weather here is set to be be poxy so it could be rugby and beer for me and vino rosada for the ladies! I might invite ourSpanish neighbours in to watch a game, that would be funny, trying to explain the rules in English is hard enough doing it in my rubbish Spanglish would be fecking impossible..
Anybody know how to record streams off the Interweb thingy? I suppose ITV will have the games on catchup so I'll have to try and avoid the NZ / SA result tomorrow when we are destroying Leicester - I love rugby but not more than watching Spurs of course.