Sat : 3rd Feb : 2024 : 12;30 : AWAY : EVERTON v SPURS

[Yid]

This should be a routine win...

PS, I hate the way Dyche looks, sounds and the anti football he makes his team's play...

No I'll feeling against the Toffees but Dyche can suck a bag full of cocks.

I'd like a clean sheet... And a hat full of goals... Werner on the score sheet would be nice.

Nice to see Sarr get some minutes too.

 

[ClemFandango]

We're long overdue absolutely twatting a team and I'd like nothing more for it to be a Dyche team.

 

[Yid]

Agree, I want to hear him whining and whining in the post match about how unfair it is and that the officials let them down and that it's in no way his or his team's fault and the fact that Sagittarius is currently aligned with Puto's lipstick meant that someone was always going to get a solid chode'ing and that Blue is unlucky in the southern Hemisphere...blah fucking ginger winger blah fucking blah... Cunt.

If I see him celebrating... If I see his ginger mug smiling what do ever my weekend will be ruined...

 

[Dorset]

This should be a routine win...

PS, I hate the way Dyche looks, sounds and the anti football he makes his team's play...

No I'll feeling against the Toffees but Dyche can suck a bag full of cocks.

I'd like a clean sheet... And a hat full of goals... Werner on the score sheet would be nice.

Nice to see Sarr get some minutes too.

Sorry mate, but how would he suck a bag full of cocks? Would he put his head in the bag and select one or would he take each cock out individually? Presumably the cocks would have been removed from the owners before they were put in the bag, so who were the unlucky cock donors? More information is needed! Anyway, he is a total Jeremy Hunt and I hope we batter the fuck out of his team, hopefully with some seriously dodgy VAR decisions, the blokes in the VAR van are probably too busy sucking on the cocks that would be put in the bag for Dyche's post match gobble to make sensible decisions. I hate those VAR cunts, but I will make an exception if they send off that cheating little cunt Young for lining up for the kick off in an offensive face - and Pickford for annoying me, dunno why but that bloke makes me itch.

 

[Dorset]

3 Vicario
23 Porro
17 Romero
37 van de Ven
38 Udogie
5 Højbjerg
30 Bentancur
22 Johnson
10 Maddison
16 Werner
9 Richarlison

Substitutes

4 Skipp
6 Dragusin
11 Gil
12 Emerson Royal
20 Forster
21 Kulusevski
29 Sarr
33 Davies
44 Scarlett

 

[spurious]

Hmmm. Johnson over Deki? Curious when they'll have everyone but Calvert-Lewin in their box.

 

[Yid]

Pickford for annoying me, dunno why but that bloke makes me itch.

Gobshite midget cunt

 

[Yid]

Richi hatrick please....

 

[ClemFandango]

Well he’s got the first .. two more to go

 

[Yid]

Richi hatrick please....

There's 1....

 

[Yid]

Sorry mate, but how would he suck a bag full of cocks? Would he put his head in the bag and select one or would he take each cock out individually? Presumably the cocks would have been removed from the owners before they were put in the bag, so who were the unlucky cock donors? More information is needed! Anyway, he is a total Jeremy Hunt and I hope we batter the fuck out of his team, hopefully with some seriously dodgy VAR decisions, the blokes in the VAR van are probably too busy sucking on the cocks that would be put in the bag for Dyche's post match gobble to make sensible decisions. I hate those VAR cunts, but I will make an exception if they send off that cheating little cunt Young for lining up for the kick off in an offensive face - and Pickford for annoying me, dunno why but that bloke makes me itch.

I'm not sure if your insinuating that the VAR cunts should share Dyches back of dicks...

That's definitely not my idea of a party and everyone would have their own bulging bag of appendages to suck until their full creamy end game...!

Either way the logistics of how the chodes enter their respective sacks is not overwhelmingly important and can be viewed as an abstract metaphor for my dislike of anti football and whining gingers...

COYS...

 

[Yid]

This shit on Vicario is getting ridiculous...

 

[ClemFandango]

This shit on Vicario is getting ridiculous...

It’s one of Dyche’s favourite tactics to put at least two on the keeper at corners.

 

[ClemFandango]

Mickey is a beast

 

[Yid]

We need to get a foot on it in midfield... Seems sloppy in there right now

 

[Yid]

Come on VAR...

 

[J.spurs]

Harrison undercut Vic while he was in the air. Seems pretty much open season on our GK.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Fuck me, that’s twice in two games where Vic has been exposed at corners.

He’s a brilliant keeper but there is an issue here fhat needs to be rectified.

 

[Yid]

Fuck me, that’s twice in two games where Vic has been exposed at corners.

He’s a brilliant keeper but there is an issue here fhat needs to be rectified.

Needs to get in the gym...

Fuck off Joe Cole you potato headed cunt...!

 

[J.spurs]

Fuck me, that’s twice in two games where Vic has been exposed at corners.

He’s a brilliant keeper but there is an issue here fhat needs to be rectified.

If they’re not going to give decisions like that it’s also on the likes of Romero or Van de Ven to get the attacker off the GK.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

This is a fucking awful performance so far.

 

[Yid]

Be nice if Hoijberg could pass to one of our players for a change...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

If they’re not going to give decisions like that it’s also on the likes of Romero or Van de Ven to get the attacker off the GK.

Agree but Vic has got to take some responsibility for his own space too. That was pretty weak in my opinion.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Fuck Richi is in good nic.

 

[ClemFandango]

Fuuuuuuuckkkkkkk me what a goal

 

[Yid]

Richi hatrick please....

There's 2.... Get the fuck in... What a belter...!

 

[J.spurs]

Lovely goal. Commentator here is saying Richy has never managed a hat trick for club or country.

 

[Yid]

They're dirty bastards...

We don't need to loose our shit with it though because we know how that fucking ends up...!

 

[J.spurs]

Agree but Vic has got to take some responsibility for his own space too. That was pretty weak in my opinion.

Yeah, you can understand getting barged around by the likes of Ruben Dias but not Jack Harrison.

 

[ClemFandango]

That half just reminds me of why I hate watching Dyche-ball.