Sheff United,PL (H) 2nd May 19:15 GMT

[Sneeky]

Ben Davies out with a baddie Ankle, Deli has new dreadlocks, Rodon allowed to play after his mum banned him from some cup game that happened.
Chief Mason due to hold Rock Paper Scissors competition for a chance to start,

 

[Yid]

Like...

I'm pissed today so my mood with a hangover will be fierce...

Glad auto correct spelled fierce for me.... ha, did it twice...!!! Stupid cunt phone doing my pissed stuff for me...!!!

LevyOut...

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

Like...

I'm pissed today so my mood with a hangover will be fierce...

Glad auto correct spelled fierce for me.... ha, did it twice...!!! Stupid cunt phone doing my pissed stuff for me...!!!

LevyOut... [Mike drop]

Fixed that for you!

 

[Dave]

They've taken 4 points on the road this season. Surely we'll win this. If we don't, I'll sulk for a really REALLY long time.....so there!

 

[spurious]

The way I see it, we're at least allowed to enjoy wins again.

 

[Yid]

Fuuuuuck, my head...!

 

[Style And Glory]

Fuuuuuck, my head...!

Hopefully the squad feels better than @Yid & we are able to work our way out of our 6 yard box.

 

[Yid]

Lol, I'm good now... fresh air and a bit of sweatting sorted me out...!

 

[Sneeky]

Teams​

Tottenham​

1H Lloris (c)24S Aurier15E Dier4T Alderweireld3S Reguilón Rodriguez5P Højbjerg18G Lo Celso9G Bale20D Alli7H Son10HKane

Substitutes​

2M Doherty6D Sánchez8H Winks11E Lamela12J Hart17M Sissoko23S Bergwijn27Lucas Moura28T NDombele

Sheff Utd​

1A Ramsdale2G Baldock12J Egan (c)6C Basham20J Bogle16O Norwood4J Fleck3E Stevens23B Osborn24R Brewster17DMcGoldrick

Substitutes​

7J Lundstram8S Berge11L Mousset13M Lowe14O Burke15P Jagielka18W Foderingham19J Robinson33K Gordon

Match Officials​

Referee:Andre MarrinerAssistants:Simon Long, Scott LedgerFourth official:Kevin FriendVAReter BankesAssistant VAR:James Mainwaring

 

[Havocc]

Really good opening 15

 

[Yid]

28 mins of enjoyable football so far...

 

[Yid]

Dele Ail..... "Nuts"...

 

[Havocc]

Would be second in the table if we could hold onto leads

 

[Yid]

Loving the press... this is very nice to watch... glad I gave into my stubbornness...

 

[Yid]

Would be second in the table if we could hold onto leads

Defensive mastercl...... never mind.

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

Very strong first 15 then started to revert to type (back and sideways),not sure if something was said from the side when Thier goalie went down but we seemed to shake ourselves out of it and Dele has really come into the game.

Good to see some one touch footy, more please.

 

[Havocc]

He stamped on him, he looked and move his foot to his head

 

[Yid]

Honestly the best thing I've seen in this game was the lads celebrating after Sons goal... they all enjoyed it, they were all celebrating and smiling...

Ain't seen that for neigh on a year.

Cunt.

 

[Dave]

There you go Jose...Lesson 1 when you go in front against a poor side...
KEEP ATTACKING AND SCORE MORE GOALS!!! Take a bow Ryan and take a bow Mr Bale.

 

[Yid]

Serge was very good...
Bale was Bale again... every finish was Balesqé and brilliant...
Son was very busy great goal...
Big shout out to Toby who looked like found that yard he had lost...
Dele had a great first half...

Kane needs to get his head straight, he looks like he is well and truly done... his body language tells you everything you need to know about how he feels about playing in this side... such a shame.

Yes it's Sheffield Utd, and yes they should have been down to 10 men as he clocks GLC's head and carries on putting his foot down... I don't think the angle they showed was the one they should have reviewed. I'd expect that decision to be reviewed and a retrospective Red for that... it was a shit cunt, sly, filthy stamp on the head.

 

[Havocc]

Like Levy will sell Kane, fans hate him enough and any new owners will want him here.

he is to blame as much as everyone else this season, so screw what everyone thinks we owe him.
Sheffield are poor, but at least we kept on attack attacking and well played Dele, career ruined by an egomaniac, will miss out on the Euros because of that cunt

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Gareth Bale, ain’t he the world class superstar who Cuntface sat on the pine most of the season?

What a cunt.

 

[BrooklynYid]

Um, so Bale isn't shit? Shame he sat on the bench and got lectured all season. Otherwise great effort by our boys and a fun game to boot. COYS!

 

[Dorset]

Ok chaps, remember who we were playing, it was Sheffield fucking United. If we had played like that against decent opposition we would have been mulched. Bale and Sonny were class, Reg was up for it - who else?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I am sure I heard somewhere that Bale’s famous wheels were gone.

Bollocks. 13 seconds from that corner and Bale had the ball in their net.

 

[ClemFandango]

I always thought that if you actually played Bale rather than sat him on the bench that he'd do something. But yes, while it was a good performance, it was against Sheffield United who would make any local school team look good at the moment.

Leeds away will be a vastly different game.

 

[USspur]

I am sure I heard somewhere that Bale’s famous wheels were gone.

Bollocks. 13 seconds from that corner and Bale had the ball in their net.

would have gotten there in less than 10 last time around and then he would have been offside

 

[Yid]

In order to temper my own expectations I have been channeling Arostottle... "One swallow" and all that...!

Nice to see 4 goals and some Spurs swagger again though.

 

[Don Diaz]

I haven’t read all the posts - I expect they are all joyous, tempered with a bit of it’s only Sheffield United and tbh they really weren’t very good were they.....

But let’s not piss on the firework, what an enjoyable game to watch eh?. Smiles on faces, some truly fantastic skill and goals, a very happy evening. I hope our new young intrepid manager carries on and the players carry on for him. Mr Bale loves a bit of space and some bad defenders to show off his full repertoire, Mr Aurier had his best game ever, Mr Dele had new hair and a lot of fun and Mr Son had no more tears and his happy smiley face back on.

I had mine on too - more of this please.