Shitting with the door open...💩

[DMackay]

I'm not an expat, that's a stupid word used by entitled Benidorm dwellers, I'm an immigrant. I've spent a lot of my life not living in England, loads of different countries, but now I'm really old I'll probably stay here, it's fecking great, I might even get Spanish citizenship as I don't need that useless Brexitanian passport anymore, I like freedom of movement (even though I never go anywhere these days).

Fair enough

I just thought it was an expression used to describe anyone who left the UK to live abroad

Big step though and I’m 70 now so unlikely to do it even though I hate the cold winters we get here!

 

[Yid]

Denia is about 20 mins from Calpe, BUT the best fish and chip shop in the whole world is in Moraira, between Denia and Calpe. I don't do the expat thing of eating nasty British food, but once a year we go to Fishy Fishy in Moraira for a piece of haddock the size of a whale, bloody lovely chips, mushy peas - followed by steamed pudding and custard!

We are pushing 30 degrees and above most days at the moment, it's our sixth summer living here and the first time we have need aircon in June.

Blimey pal, that has fucking flown by...

I don't know how but I plan to do the same once I get fucking bored of work in 10 years or so...

 

[Dorset]

Blimey pal, that has fucking flown by...

I don't know how but I plan to do the same once I get fucking bored of work in 10 years or so...

I know! It has whizzed past innit? I remember telling you blokes about my plans, you probably all thought I was just talking the usual bollocks about fucking off because of Brexit. I have not left my new home country now for 5 and a half years, Mrs D has been back to Brexitland a few times, but I am comfy as fuck here. I've got a pool for when its hot, a ten minute walk to the beach, fantastic (cheap) restaurants, great (cheap) beer, really good (cheap) wine, we pay about a quarter of what we would pay in the UK for our council tax, our electric bills have actually gone down from what we paid 5 years ago and are way less than we used to pay in Ingerlund, the Spanish people are welcoming and friendly - they put up with my really bad Spanish, apart from all that, and the weather of course, it's alright I suppose.

 

[Yid]

I know! It has whizzed past innit? I remember telling you blokes about my plans, you probably all thought I was just talking the usual bollocks about fucking off because of Brexit. I have not left my new home country now for 5 and a half years, Mrs D has been back to Brexitland a few times, but I am comfy as fuck here. I've got a pool for when its hot, a ten minute walk to the beach, fantastic (cheap) restaurants, great (cheap) beer, really good (cheap) wine, we pay about a quarter of what we would pay in the UK for our council tax, our electric bills have actually gone down from what we paid 5 years ago and are way less than we used to pay in Ingerlund, the Spanish people are welcoming and friendly - they put up with my really bad Spanish, apart from all that, and the weather of course, it's alright I suppose.

That's a bit of me mate... Be a bit harder for me now these Muppets Brexshited... I tried to see if I was eligible for a Irish passport... Alas no...?

Maybe we'll have another referendum(asfuckcunts) to get back in... Probably not tho.