Southampton (A) PL Wed 1st January 2020 15:00

[Dorset]

One side will win or it will be a draw, dunno if I can be bothered at the moment. If the players can't be fucked then why should I?

OK, it's a new year so I expect they will have made a resolution to give 100% every game, yeah that'll be it, so this will a great game and we will start the roaring twenties with a bang, so my prediction is 5-2 (the 5 is for us of course and the 2 is the 2 goals we always sportingly give to the opposition).

Southampton v Tottenham Hotspur 1st January 2020

Southampton take on Tottenham Hotspur, 01/01/2020 in the Premier League - Goalometer featured match preview

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[skiathospurs]

should i mention anthony taylor is video ref and calling the shots is......

Give me your worst option and you will be correct,the most self important wanker in black jasper carrott tribute lookalikey cunt from the wirral.

 

[Glenjamin]

should i mention anthony taylor is video ref and calling the shots is......

Give me your worst option and you will be correct,the most self important wanker in black jasper carrott tribute lookalikey cunt from the wirral.

That Friend fella?

This will be tough, Southampton have had a bit of a bounce. Danny Ings will score so we need to score more than him.

All I wants effort. Don't care if its pretty, that can come later, just another game where Alli and Kane have to sit on the pitch at full time, but this time the rest of the team have to join them.

Oh and a bit of a mix of short and long play, and Eriksen doesn't take a corner.

 

[skiathospurs]

That Friend fella?

This will be tough, Southampton have had a bit of a bounce. Danny Ings will score so we need to score more than him.

All I wants effort. Don't care if its pretty, that can come later, just another game where Alli and Kane have to sit on the pitch at full time, but this time the rest of the team have to join them.

Oh and a bit of a mix of short and long play, and Eriksen doesn't take a corner.

mike dean mate.........

 

[Chavhater01]

Fuck knows what’s gonna happen here, we could win 4-1, or we could lose 3-1, neither result would surprise me. A convincing win and a clean sheet would be nice though. Happy New Year fellow Yids.

 

[Dave]

Tough one....but with Winks and Sissoko back we should be alot stronger in midfield. Would like to see Lamela given a start if he's fit enough...1-2..

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

If we don’t win this fucking game...

 

[Glenjamin]

mike dean mate.........

Yup I was reading a thing from 2018 lol. I was wondering what was wrong with Kevin friend.

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

Dier out with a virus

 

[Yid]

I think fat Moose and Sisoko is our best mix of workrate and flair.

Cant rely of Dier too inconsistent. Winks doesn't do enough going forwards, he imo is our utility player off the bench to work hard at either defending or attacking when the others are fucked or being neutralised.

Baconboy can suck his mum.

 

[skiathospurs]

rinse and repeat.......

 

[Yid]

What has he changed?

Someone please answer me that.

 

[skiathospurs]

What has he changed?

Someone please answer me that.

well under poch we looked like we couldnt score,now we look like we cant defend or score.

 

[skiathospurs]

Fucking awful,happy new year.

 

[Merlin]

Wage thieves, fucking awful again

 

[Yid]

Now we have been bad.... for what seems like forever.

But that imo was especially bad.

 

[Dorset]

I think Aurier's yellow was for gobbing off to the ref, it didn't look like he was going to book him until he started shouting at the ref - wanker. That really gets on my tits, what is the point?

Were we 'saved' by VAR again? It looked like handball from Toby to me. If the ref had given iy I am sure VAR would have agreed. Not 'saved' of course, but saved from yet another 2 goal surrender. I still fucking hate VAR.

The misery keeps on coming with Kane's hamstring, that's him out for weeks. That manager bloke, wosssisname up to his old tricks again. If the Southampton goalkeeper had gone down when Dele got petulant that would have been another red card, luckily he was honest and didn't pretend it hurt, a wild swinging kick at the keeper is dumb, especially with Mike Dean the bloke who has shown more red cards than any other ref in the PL holding the whistle.

Pony - again!

 

[Dorset]

What has he changed?

Someone please answer me that.

He's changed the win percentages in the PL, Poch won 55.9%, this bloke has 55.5%, that's a change.

 

[Chavhater01]

The problem is that we're gonna have to deal with this shit for a long while to come. It's starting to feel like we've gone back 5 years in the space of a year. Almost like we're back to the the AVB days. There's absolutely nothing on the pitch that suggests we look anything like a team, it's just a mess, tactics are non existent and the players are way off their peaks. Look like a bunch of headless chickens.

 

[Mr Lily White]

Oh mees had a sip a de gin fer news years eve. oh and wees losin to Lawd above! wees is loosin ter da last place team in da leeg. , innit 1-0 at the alf, giv me a pie n tea guv mees a bit hazy frum de junniper juice

So dees Mourina new man ees costin 15 million squids. That geezer's a right nonce. Cushti. I wouldn't buy that Jam Jar mate, the Rabbit's shot. Yarmouth Bloater. What are the Ken Dodds on that nag coming in? now yous all van Shut your Bib and Brace. Viva la France, as they say in Rome.

Lawd above! weeve got da top team in de coun'ry an' where is we in da table. , innit. Lovely jubbly, weeve got da top team in de coun'ry an' where is we in da table. , innit?

Oh mees as ad enough of de portogoose fisherman right said fred Dame Edna Everidge. I am away to have a shower and a Mexican. That'll stop the Toy Hudd for a while. Leave it out, mate.

Lawd above! bluudy 'ell, dus dis manager even do basic coachin' an' fitness drills wiv da players?

we canni' strin' two passes togethor, players are pullin' 'amstrings whilst movin' slaaahr van me gran on a pub crawl. , innit.I dunno mebee arry got Doner Kebebbed last night. is a tragedy isit, We drank 4 bottles of Andy Pandy in the bar. Currant Bun. You know it makes sense.

 

[J.spurs]

That was fucking awful, and there's not much else to say about it.

 

[Glenjamin]

Watched the first half. Got hangover dizzy. Threw up on the floor, decided I needed to lay down. Said to my bro to call me if anything exciting happened in the 2nd half. He didn't have to.

1st half was one of the worst performances I've witnessed. No desire at all. These guys are being paid millions. To have no fight is criminal. Losing Kane for a month or 2 is a scary prospect right now.

 

[skiathospurs]

Every word Mourinho said on VAR, Ndombele and Harry Kane injuries

Here's what the Spurs boss said after the 1-0 defeat at St Mary's

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[Dorset]

Every word Mourinho said on VAR, Ndombele and Harry Kane injuries

Here's what the Spurs boss said after the 1-0 defeat at St Mary's

www.football.london

He's still a cunt. Normally when he starts talking bollocks like this you can count the days to him getting the boot. I can't see that glorious future I thought we were heading for a couple of seasons back, It's depressing but I really can't give too many fucks at the moment, watching us play is becoming a chore not a thrill.

 

[Chavhater01]

He's still a cunt. Normally when he starts talking bollocks like this you can count the days to him getting the boot. I can't see that glorious future I thought we were heading for a couple of seasons back, It's depressing but I really can't give too many fucks at the moment, watching us play is becoming a chore not a thrill.

My feelings exactly!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Every word Mourinho said on VAR, Ndombele and Harry Kane injuries

Here's what the Spurs boss said after the 1-0 defeat at St Mary's

www.football.london

That’s a hell of a drive by he has delivered to N’dombele.

This clown is not a fraction of the man-manager Pochettino was.

Mourinho out. Levy out.

 

[Style And Glory]

That was fucking awful, and there's not much else to say about it.

The game or the post above yours?

 

[Yid]

He's still a cunt. Normally when he starts talking bollocks like this you can count the days to him getting the boot. I can't see that glorious future I thought we were heading for a couple of seasons back, It's depressing but I really can't give too many fucks at the moment, watching us play is becoming a chore not a thrill.

Just gonna quote you as I cant be fucked to articulate my frustration...