The Voice Of Reason
The last game of the calendar year, apparently Harry can beat Shearer's most goals in a calendar year record, but calendar year records are bowlicks innit? PL seasons aren't not never ever played in one calendar year so what's the ferking deal with a calendar year record? OK, it will be good for Harry to break another record even if it is a stupid one. He is on track for a couple of significant records this season, 6 more to overtake Teddy as our top PL scorer and 7 more for 100 Premier League goals.
Charlie Austin has been improving this season and he is the biggest goal threat too us, but he should be on a retrospective red card for this game, who knows though, he might get away with it, we'll have to wait and see.