Today is much easier, I don't have to bring down ancient curses on false believers in the true faith who sold their souls to Santa by praying for a City win. We can all ask the Dark Lord to punish the tribe who dwell in caravans, with plagues of locusts and boils, I like the idea of the boils, nice touch that. Verily shall plagues be visited upon them and all their houses (caravans). I wouldn't be too bothered about the plagues of frogs, I don't see the point of those. There's not much point in the river plague in that funny book - The fish in the Nile (Thames) will die, and the river will stink and the Egyptians (pikeys) will not be able to drink its water, because the Tories have already done that one.
We will win, City will win but unfortunately later in the year they will be docked points and the Goons will be awarded the title, but, it will be hollow 'victory', everybody will remember City begging relegated, nobody will remember the Goons getting a title they didn't win. We'll get the 4th place CL spot which will be nice. Or ....... the FA will surrender to the big money lawyers and City's punishment will be a stern telling off and possibly the wagging finger of shame.
