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[Yid]

NLD...

The one that could seriously dent the Cuckoo's season by dropping them into 3rd in the title race.

Kane did his job against them in the CL for Bayern, but that also means that (as things stand) there is only a 6% chance of the Premier League recieving the additional CL spot for the 5th placed side.

We can't loose this that is certain. Winning would be a huge result and one I could almost hang my season on...

But if we take points here that we're not expected to take, then the expectation rolls over to the next game and we then must keep taking points.

Who fucking knows what will happen.

 

[BrooklynYid]

No reason we should win this, but I have a hunch we will. I just think we were destined to piss on Arsenal's parade, and then go out an finish 5th anyway. Typical Spurs.

 

[spurious]

My confidence in our ability to pull this off has taken a beating. But sticking to the like-for-like matchups I think we have a chance. Their press looked pretty fierce against Bayern (the only time I've watched them other than the reverse fixture),but I feel their fullbacks can be got at, and Raya looked shite.

It all starts in the middle of the park, of course. We need both Bentancur and Bissouma at their very best.

And WTF is with Ben White's complexion? Moniker notwithstanding, that man looks like he spends way too much time in the tanning salon. Almost like a certain former POTUS...

 

[ClemFandango]

This is going to literally be their World Cup final. You'll get previously "injured" players magically available again and they'll throw everything at it. If we can win then I do think we'll hole their title chances below the waterline.

Obviously it's also in our best interests to go all out for a win if we want Champions League next season as well.

 

[spurious]

This is going to literally be their World Cup final. You'll get previously "injured" players magically available again and they'll throw everything at it. If we can win then I do think we'll hole their title chances below the waterline.

Obviously it's also in our best interests to go all out for a win if we want Champions League next season as well.

Hmmm, yes if I get you right you're saying we should want to win this? If so, I concur.

 

[Dorset]

Hmmm, yes if I get you right you're saying we should want to win this? If so, I concur.

Concur? It's so fucking posh this forum. We use words the other forums just wouldn't understand, those cunts couldn't put an erudite sentence together even if they asked their mums (who all look like Thora Hird) to help them.

I concur as well, I always want to beat the scum, I will put the cover on my red car, yeah know, shame, shame etc. but it was about 500 fucking euros cheaper and I will do almost anything for 500 euros. I won't shave in case I cut myself and have to look at red blood - I fucked up in Spanglish lessons the other day, I said sangria instead of sangre, I was talking about claret, the stuff that comes out when you introduce a goon's nose to your forehead, not sangria, the stuff the tourists in Benidorm drink! I'll have to put the vino tinto away, I only drink tinto, not that blanco piss, it's not really red, more a sort of burgundy colour so that should be OK. I'm looking forward to a good day, plenty of Chas N Dave on the gramophone, a few cold cervezas a nice lunch at a proper Spanish caff, loads of that tapas stuff - that's a fucking good idea, you don't have to decide on one thing, you have loads. It can get a bit pricey though if, like me, you really gusta a bit of pulpo seco (dried octopus) and some gambons roja (red prawns),those fuckers empty your wallet pretty sharpish. Then the football, a lovely 5-0 thrashing of the goons, a couple of red cards for diving (dirty cheating cunts) and Arteta's head exploding on live TV. Happy days.

 

[J.spurs]

Concur? It's so fucking posh this forum. We use words the other forums just wouldn't understand, those cunts couldn't put an erudite sentence together even if they asked their mums (who all look like Thora Hird) to help them.

I concur as well, I always want to beat the scum, I will put the cover on my red car, yeah know, shame, shame etc. but it was about 500 fucking euros cheaper and I will do almost anything for 500 euros. I won't shave in case I cut myself and have to look at red blood - I fucked up in Spanglish lessons the other day, I said sangria instead of sangre, I was talking about claret, the stuff that comes out when you introduce a goon's nose to your forehead, not sangria, the stuff the tourists in Benidorm drink! I'll have to put the vino tinto away, I only drink tinto, not that blanco piss, it's not really red, more a sort of burgundy colour so that should be OK. I'm looking forward to a good day, plenty of Chas N Dave on the gramophone, a few cold cervezas a nice lunch at a proper Spanish caff, loads of that tapas stuff - that's a fucking good idea, you don't have to decide on one thing, you have loads. It can get a bit pricey though if, like me, you really gusta a bit of pulpo seco (dried octopus) and some gambons roja (red prawns),those fuckers empty your wallet pretty sharpish. Then the football, a lovely 5-0 thrashing of the goons, a couple of red cards for diving (dirty cheating cunts) and Arteta's head exploding on live TV. Happy days.

I give my assent to this statement.

 

[J.spurs]

Looking at the thread title—aren’t we at home for this one?

 

[Yid]

Looking at the thread title—aren’t we at home for this one?

 

[J.spurs]

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OK, am I losing it, or did it not say Away in the thread title. I’m only two beers into the evening so it would be alarming if I’m that fucked up.

 

[Yid]

OK, am I losing it, or did it not say Away in the thread title. I’m only two beers into the evening so it would be alarming if I’m that fucked up.

Have a few more pal and it won't matter a fuck what it said...!!!

 

[J.spurs]

Well they just smashed the fuck out of the Chavs in the second half at least. They'll be overconfident.

 

[ClemFandango]

Well they just smashed the fuck out of the Chavs in the second half at least. They'll be overconfident.

The only time the Chavs actually turn up for a game is against us. They'll play like Barcelona on crack next Thursday, just wait.

 

[spurious]

Well they just smashed the fuck out of the Chavs in the second half at least. They'll be overconfident.

They'll have used up their full allotment of goals. Nothing left to put past us.

 

[Dorset]

We're doomed aren't we? The only way I will be able to watch this game is to expect the worst, then when the worst thing I can imagine (that's a very, very bad thing) does not happen I will at the very least be ready for the not quite as bad thing to happen. Of course I hope we thump the bollocks off of them but after the Taliban United debacle I can't see it happening.

 

[ClemFandango]

Well we're around 3/1 to win with some bookies so they don't think it's going to be a twatting, just a mild spanking

 

[Dave]

I'm worried.... have to admit it. We need to show a bit more savvy in certain situations that require slowing the game down when needed or keeping possession when needed...just managing the game a bit better generally. I'm hoping for 3 points but I'd take a draw now.

Maybe if the players hold the mascots over their heads instead of holding their hands when they walk out it'll intimidate Arsenal. Worth a try....except Romero...he'll drag the mascot behind him.

 

[J.spurs]

Well for what it's worth, maybe nothing, they haven't won away in their biggest games (vs Liverpool, City, and Villa). I think they'll be a bit cagey in how they approach this one, especially in the first half. Whether that's good or bad, who knows.

 

[ClemFandango]

Apparently Richarlison is back in training.

Potential for a Son/Richy/Johnson front three again maybe ?. They've worked pretty well before.

 

[Yid]

They beat us and they're firmly in the league driving seat following the BinDippers bottling it against Everton.

These cunts will be well up for this. We need to match it at the absolute least to stand a chance of taking anything away from this game...

If we get beat I am ok with that. If they're better than us, I'll accept it. But we need to make them cunts earn it and not fucking hand it to them on a player with sloppy and lazy play.

NORTH LONDON IS OURS YOU CUCKOO CUNTS.

 

[ClemFandango]

They beat us and they're firmly in the league driving seat following the BinDippers bottling it against Everton.

These cunts will be well up for this. We need to match it at the absolute least to stand a chance of taking anything away from this game...

If we get beat I am ok with that. If they're better than us, I'll accept it. But we need to make them cunts earn it and not fucking hand it to them on a player with sloppy and lazy play.

NORTH LONDON IS OURS YOU CUCKOO CUNTS.

Since we played Newcastle they've played 3 times so we've got zero excuses if we're not at it from the first minute.

 

[Strikegold]

They beat us and they're firmly in the league driving seat following the BinDippers bottling it against Everton.

These cunts will be well up for this. We need to match it at the absolute least to stand a chance of taking anything away from this game...

If we get beat I am ok with that. If they're better than us, I'll accept it. But we need to make them cunts earn it and not fucking hand it to them on a player with sloppy and lazy play.

NORTH LONDON IS OURS YOU CUCKOO CUNTS.

Is that why there is an option for loose on the poll ? Sloppy play being loose.
If there had been an option for Lose I still would have struggled to select it, but admitting we are loose I don't want to do.
I remain positive, we have to right ?
Will we get tonked.....probably !!

 

[Dave]

Is that why there is an option for loose on the poll ? Sloppy play being loose.
If there had been an option for Lose I still would have struggled to select it, but admitting we are loose I don't want to do.
I remain positive, we have to right ?
Will we get tonked.....probably !!

Let's just hope Ange stays alive long enough to get the tactics right. From what you indicated before we better have 2 defibrillators and a priest on standby just in case.

 

[J.spurs]

Let's just hope Ange stays alive long enough to get the tactics right. From what you indicated before we better have 2 defibrillators and a priest on standby just in case.

For us or Ange?

 

[Dorset]

For us or Ange?

No just for me, fuck you lot.

 

[Dave]

For us or Ange?

Both. One for Ange and one for the rest of us. But we'll have to all hold hands.

It's science. .

 

[Strikegold]

Let's just hope Ange stays alive long enough to get the tactics right. From what you indicated before we better have 2 defibrillators and a priest on standby just in case.

What are the right tactics?

 

[Dave]

Anyway, enough of this shite. This is a real test for Ange. I just hope we don't do something stupid at the back by trying to be clever in our own box. It won't work. We have to be solid.
I'd start Hojberg. He needs to stick one on Odegaard early on. He's their main man. We stop him, we stop them to a large degree imo...

Would also start Kulo and Werner, both of them would have to track back to help Davies v Saka and Porro v Trossard but its hard work that's going to get us a good result here. Anything less and we'll get done.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Concur? It's so fucking posh this forum. We use words the other forums just wouldn't understand, those cunts couldn't put an erudite sentence together even if they asked their mums (who all look like Thora Hird) to help them.

I concur as well, I always want to beat the scum, I will put the cover on my red car, yeah know, shame, shame etc. but it was about 500 fucking euros cheaper and I will do almost anything for 500 euros. I won't shave in case I cut myself and have to look at red blood - I fucked up in Spanglish lessons the other day, I said sangria instead of sangre, I was talking about claret, the stuff that comes out when you introduce a goon's nose to your forehead, not sangria, the stuff the tourists in Benidorm drink! I'll have to put the vino tinto away, I only drink tinto, not that blanco piss, it's not really red, more a sort of burgundy colour so that should be OK. I'm looking forward to a good day, plenty of Chas N Dave on the gramophone, a few cold cervezas a nice lunch at a proper Spanish caff, loads of that tapas stuff - that's a fucking good idea, you don't have to decide on one thing, you have loads. It can get a bit pricey though if, like me, you really gusta a bit of pulpo seco (dried octopus) and some gambons roja (red prawns),those fuckers empty your wallet pretty sharpish. Then the football, a lovely 5-0 thrashing of the goons, a couple of red cards for diving (dirty cheating cunts) and Arteta's head exploding on live TV. Happy days.

Fuck me, I fucking pissed myself reading that.

 

[HighValueMan]

They beat us 2-0 last season, it was 2-2 at the Emirates this season, and after our 4-0 at Newcastle and their 5-0 at Chelsea we're still likely to concede 2 goals or more.

Probably 2-2 is the most likely result for this fixture. I'd take a draw. Want to win all of our remaining games and get top 4 but I'd be happy with 2-2.